Barney Calhoun/Quotes/Half-Life 2 pre-release

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The following is a list of quotes from Barney Calhoun, from Half-Life 2’s development.

"Barricade"

Location: sound/vo/e3_street/barney_test

Quotes from the E3 2003 demonstration "Barricade", involving a street battle between Gordon Freeman, Barney Calhoun, Rebels and Civil Protection at a Combine Barricade, followed by a Combine Gunship attack.

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
ambush	I smell an ambush. (reference to Half-Life)
badfeeling	I have a bad feeling about this. (reference to Half-Life)
bringiton	Bring it on!
changeplans	Okay, change of plans.
closecall	Hoo, that was close.
coverme01	Cover me, Gordon!
dontlike	I don't like the looks of this.
getdown01	Get down!
helpingus	Hey, they're helpin' us.
littlehelp	A little help here, Gordon!
manoscience	You're in pretty good shape for a man of science.
mytouch	I haven't lost my touch.
ohyeah01	Oh, yeah!
oldtimes	Just like old times, eh, Gordon?
oneforbooks	That's one for the books. (unofficial transcription)
oneforbooks02	That's one for the books!
openfire01	Open fire, Gordon!
poorbastard	Poor bastard.
psst	Hey. Hey, Gordon. Psst. Over here. Gordon, quick. Get over here. (unofficial transcription)
quiet01	Quiet!
rememberbm	Remember when we thought Black Mesa was as bad as it could get?
whistle01	*whistles*	N/A
whistle02	*whistles*	N/A
whistle03	*whistles*	N/A

Teleportation to Kraken Base

Kleiner's workshop

Location: sound/vo/kleiner_workshop

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
barney_01	Hey, Doc? Doctor Kleiner? Look who's here.
barney_04	Doc. Someone here to meet you.
barney_07	Heh heh, I thought that would get your attention.
barney_09	It's okay, Doc. Relax. So far, we haven't set off any alarms…though we should keep moving.
barney_11	Don't mind him, Gordon, we've all been on edge.
barney_14	Just get him in his suit and I can get him off to Eli's.
barney_16	And how's that supposed to work, exactly?
barney_18	Eli's place is a hell of a lot closer. But I'm not taking Gordon out in his civvies.
barney_22	Knock it off, Doc.
barney_24	You are an odd duck.
barney_25	Here we go - Yaaah! Hey, get that thing away from me!
barney_27	I thought you got rid of that pest!
barney_29	I don't know how you can stand to keep that thing around. After what it did to your partners.
barney_31	Hoo oo ah wah.
barney_33	Damn it! Get it off me!
barney_36	Maybe I can convince her to stay longer.
barney_41	It's time to suit up, Gordon.
barney_42	Get your suit on, Gordon.
barney_43	I'm with Dr. Kleiner on this one, Gordon. We don't have time to fool around. Get your suit on.
barney_46	So always look for the Combine label.
barney_54	Okay, gang. Time's a-wasting. I'm gonna need to send word out to Eli and smooth the way for Gordon to get out of town.
barney_56	Look, Doc, I don't tell you how to conduct your experiments, so don't you tell me how to run my operation.

Teleport chamber

Location: sound/vo/kleiner_teleport (unofficial transcription)

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
barney_02	Mossman's just gonna tell you what I've been saying. Get him to Eli's place, and Eli can take it from there.
barney_11	Tell her I'll smuggle him out to Eli's place.
barney_13	Your man?
barney_18	What?
barney_23	You're not serious.
barney_25	But Doc, the last time you tried this.
barney_29	I'm telling you, we should be heading for Eli's.
barney_31	Sometimes the old ways are the best.
barney_33	All right, all right, Doc, but I've got to tell you, I got a bad feeling about this.
barney_37	Careful with that thing.
barney_40	We're not outta the woods yet.
barney_44	I don't blame you for hesitating, but if we're gonna do this thing, then let's just get through it.
barney_45	Gordon, get a move on.
barney_50	Yeah, except for this gnawing certainty of doom.
barney_52	Uh, nine nine seven three seven nine three point thirty seven. Are you writing this down?
barney_54	That's what you said last time, to that poor cat.
barney_57	I didn't tell Gordon about the cat, maybe I should have.
barney_59	I can't bear to look.
barney_60	I'll be damned.
barney_62	I had to turn the cat right side out again, Gordon, to make sure it was a cat.
barney_64	It's all you, Doc.
barney_66	What the hell?
barney_68	That damn thing! Look out! No!

Teleport chamber (failure and aftermath)

Location: sound/vo/kraken_teleport (No text data)

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
barney_06	He's back!
barney_08	I'm gettin' him outta there!
barney_14	Don't worry, Gordon. We're...
barney_18	I see him, cut the juice! Gordon, stand back! I'm gonna try to break out this window.
barney_26	See if you can climb out through there, and hurry! We sorta blew our cover.
barney_28	For the last time, forget about that thing!
barney_30	Holy crap! Dr. Kleiner!
barney_31	Ah, Doc! You poor sap!
barney_32	Well, we're not gonna do anyone good hanging around here. Let's get out before the roof caves in. Follow me. Looks like we're going the long way after all.
barney_33	Come on, Gordon, no kidding! Follow me!
barney_34	Gordon! Come on!
barney_35	Now!
barney_36	Let's go!
barney_use_01	You should be listening to Kleiner. (Upon being prompted with the Use key between tasks)
barney_use_02	Get serious, Gordon. (Upon being prompted with the Use key between tasks)
barney_use_03	This is for real, Gordon. We got to get you outta here. (Upon being prompted with the Use key between tasks)

Pre-retail

City 17 Trainstation

Location: sound/vo/trainyard

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
ba_againstwall	Get against the wall. (No text data)
ba_allmine	Nope, this one's all mine.
ba_alwayslast01	It would have been nice if someone told me you were coming today.
ba_alwayslast02	Geeze.
ba_alwayslast03	Always the last to find out.
ba_awayfrom	Get away from there! (No text data)
ba_awaywindow	Get away from that window, Gordon. We don't want anyone seeing you in here. (No text data)
ba_backoff	Back off! (No text data)
ba_backup	Backup.
ba_cantstay01	We can't stay here long, it'd look suspicious. We've got to get you out of circulation.
ba_cantstay02	Luckily I spotted you before the system had a chance to do a full analysis. But I couldn't entirely stop it.
ba_cantstay03	Sooner or later a red flag's gonna go up.
ba_comeonletsgo	Now come on. Let's go.
ba_farasigo	Go on through. This is as far as I go.
ba_getalook	Okay, get a look at this.
ba_getin	Get in. (No text data)
ba_getupthere	Get up there. (No text data)
ba_goodluck	Hey Gordon, good luck!
ba_goon	Go on. (No text data)
ba_goonup	Go on up. (No text data)
ba_gotaguy01	Okay, let me think.
ba_gotaguy02	I've got a scout, let me signal him.
ba_gotfriends	I've got friends out there, I'll let them know you're coming.
ba_gottacall	Hold on a minute, I gotta call the Doc.
ba_gottago	I gotta go, Doc. We're taking enough chances as it is.
ba_handoff01	Obviously I can't be seen leaving here with you.
ba_handoff02	I'm gonna have to hand you off to someone we trust, and meet up with you later at Doctor Kleiner's laboratory.
ba_holdtight	Hold tight out there and I'll send someone to help you.
ba_hurryitup	Hurry it up.
ba_inhere	In here, let's go. (No text data)
ba_inhere01	Get in here. (No text data)
ba_itsme	It's me, Barney, from Black Mesa.
ba_ivechanged	I've changed a lot more than you have.
ba_keepmoving	Keep moving. (No text data)
ba_letsgo	Let's go.
ba_lookhere	Look here, Gordon.
ba_lookwho	Sorry, Doc, but, look who's here.
ba_lovetotalk	I'd love to talk about old times, Gordon, but that's gonna have to wait.
ba_meetyoulater01	I'll meet up with you later.
ba_move	Move! (No text data)
ba_move01	I said move! (No text data)
ba_myguy01	You stay with my guy. He'll meet you out in the plaza and get you to Kleiner's lab.
ba_myguy02	I assume you know what to do after that.
ba_notsurprised	Yeah, I'm not surprised if it took you a minute.
ba_notthere	Not in there. (No text data)
ba_notyouhim	Not you. Him.
ba_outofway	Out of the way. (No text data)
ba_overhere	Over here. (No text data)
ba_privacy	Yeah. I'm gonna need some privacy for this. (No text data)
ba_quick	Quick, Gordon!
ba_rememberme	Heh heh, it's me, Gordon! Remember? Barney from Black Mesa?
ba_scanbooth01	Gordon? You've got nerve walking in there!
ba_scanbooth02	Look, I'd send someone to help you, but things are getting jittery here.
ba_scanbooth03	You'll have to get to Kleiner's lab on your own.
ba_scanbooth04	See if you can find a way up to the skybridge where the prowl cars—uh oh, gotta go.
ba_scout01	You can't be caught in here.
ba_scout02	I'm gonna let you out on the plaza and our scout will find you.
ba_scout03	Keep your head down, do what he says, and you'll be fine.
ba_scout04	Got it? Good.
ba_seethatguy01	There he is, okay?
ba_seethatguy02	See that guy?
ba_seethatguy03	He's gonna get you to Kleiner's lab.
ba_seethatguy04	Just do what he says.
ba_sorry01	Gordon, sorry about this, really.
ba_sorry02	It's great to see you, and I wish we had time to catch up, but... (No text data)
ba_sorryscare	Sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras.
ba_talkingyou	Yeah I'm talking to you. Come on.
ba_talktothem01	Talk to them and they'll help you on your way.
ba_talktothem02	Whatever you do, keep away from the hacks.
ba_talktothem03	Anyone who looks like me, right?
ba_talktothem04	Listen, just keep a low profile. (No text data)
ba_tellme01	Hey, you and me both.
ba_tellme02	He was about to board the express to Nova Prospekt.
ba_terminalplaza01	That's the Terminal Plaza.
ba_terminalplaza02	Look for citizens wearing a lambda.
ba_thatbeer01 and ba_thatbeer02	Now... about that beer I owed ya.
ba_thatsit	Yeah, that's it. (No text data)
ba_theywait	Come on now, they're waiting for you.
ba_thinking01	I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
ba_thinking02	Okay.
ba_thinking03	You want him in your lab, right?
ba_twoway	Careful, Gordon! That's a two-way monitor. (No text data)
ba_undercover	I've been working under cover as a, as a hack.
ba_uphere	Get up here! (No text data)
ba_upthere	Get up there! (No text data)
ba_verify01	He's not in the Human Index. Once that registers with the system, there's going to be trouble.
ba_verify02	But for now he's transparent.
ba_verify03	Listen, I'll do what I can to get him to your place.
ba_whathell01	Gordon, it's me.
ba_whathell02	From Black Mesa.
ba_whathell03	What the hell are you doing here?
ba_whattookyou	Now, what the hell took you so long, Gordon?
ba_youcomewith	You citizen. Come with me. (No text data)

Kleiner's Lab

Location: sound/vo/k_lab

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
ba_cantkeephim01	We can't keep him here long, Doc.
ba_cantkeephim02	It'll jeopardize everything you've worked for.
ba_cantlook	I can't look. (No text data)
ba_consideringlasttime	Considering what happened the last time you guys worked together, maybe that's a good thing. (No text data)
ba_didtopartners01	I don't know how you can stand to keep that thing around.
ba_didtopartners02	After what it did to your partners...
ba_doctorate	What, don't I need a doctorate or something for this? (No text data)
ba_dontblameyou	Okay, I don't blame you for hesitating, but if we're gonna do this thing, then let's just get through it. (No text data)
ba_dontworry01	Don't worry, Gordon. We'll... (No text data)
ba_dontworry02	Get you outta there! (No text data)
ba_forgetthatthing	Forget about that thing! (No text data)
ba_geethanks	Gee, thanks. (No text data)
ba_getamoveon	Gordon! Get a move on! (No text data)
ba_getitoff01	Damn it!
ba_getitoff02	Get it off me!
ba_getoutofsight01	Get down outta sight! (Unofficial transcript, incorrectly captioned "Run!")
ba_getoutofsight02	I'll come find you! (Unofficial transcript, incorrectly captioned "Run!")
ba_getsuiton	Get your suit on, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_goodluck02	Good luck out there, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_headhumper01	It's your pet, the freaking headhumper! (No text data)
ba_headhumper02	Look out! (No text data)
ba_hearthosesirens	Man, Gordon! You hear those sirens out there? You stirred up the hive. (shortened in retail)
ba_hesback01	Hey, hey, he's back! (No text data)
ba_hesback02	I'm getting him outta there. (No text data)
ba_ishehere	Well, is he here?
ba_itsworking01 to ba_itsworking04	You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.
ba_juicedup	At least get that suit juiced up, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_longer	Yeah, longer if we're lucky.
ba_myshift01	I've got to get back on my shift.
ba_myshift02	But okay.
ba_needmyhelp	You need my help with anything? (No text data)
ba_notime	Doc. We don't have time for this.
ba_notimetofool01	Come on, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_notimetofool02	We don't have time to fool around. Get your suit on. (No text data)
ba_nottoosoon01	And not a moment too soon. (No text data)
ba_nottoosoon02	Could they be detectin' this? (No text data)
ba_outcivvies	Doc, since he's not taking the streets, you might as well get him out of his civvies.
ba_saidlasttime	That's what you said last time.
ba_sarcastic01	Good job, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_sarcastic02	Throwin' that switch and all. (No text data)
ba_sarcastic03	I can see your MIT education really pays for itself. (No text data)
ba_sarcastic04	And your work with the extension cord. Man! (No text data)
ba_sarcastic05	Beautiful stuff! (No text data)
ba_suitup	Time to suit up, Gordon. (No text data)
ba_thatpest	I thought you got rid of that pest!
ba_thereheis	There he is. (No text data)
ba_thereyouare	There you are!
ba_thingaway01	Here we go.
ba_thingaway02	Aaah!
ba_thingaway03	Get that thing away from me!
ba_troublealone01	Really?
ba_troublealone02	I thought you had enough trouble getting through alone.
ba_whatthehell	What the hell? (No text data)
ba_woodsyet	We ain't outta the woods yet. (No text data)