Consoling Couple/Quotes

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The following is a list of quotes from Consoling Couple. In each case, a random wife phrase is picked, then a random husband phrase. In Half-Life 2, the lines are different. In Episode One, both characters have the same phrases.

Half-Life 2

First heard in the apartment buildings during the Civil Protection raid, and later in City 17 uprising.

Location: sound/vo/trainyard

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
wife_canttake	I can't take it anymore.
wife_end	When is it all going to end?
wife_please	Please!
wife_whattodo	What are we going to do?
husb_allright	It's all right.
husb_dontworry	Don't worry.
husb_okay	Everything's going to be okay.
husb_think	We'll think of something.

Half-Life 2: Episode One

Played shortly before Barney's outpost, at the bottom of the stairs when returning from the zombie pit.

Female

Location: sound/vo/episode_1/npc/female01

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
cit_remarks01	I hear it's a lot better out in the country.
cit_remarks02	Everything we do seems to make things worse.
cit_remarks03	It used to be safer here.
cit_remarks04	This was such a nice neighborhood too.
cit_remarks05	Somehow I thought things would be better by now.
cit_remarks06	We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good.
cit_remarks07	So much for better living through science.
cit_remarks08	Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission.
cit_remarks09	I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?
cit_remarks10	I hear they put babies in those striders.
cit_remarks11	I blame Black Mesa...
cit_remarks12	I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot.
cit_remarks13	I blame Odessa Cubbage...
cit_remarks14	They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time.
cit_remarks15	I'm not going nowhere. No sir.
cit_remarks16	Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
cit_remarks17	Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts.
cit_remarks18	How 'bout this weather?
cit_remarks19	They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what, they don't taste like crab.
cit_remarks20	This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine.
cit_remarks21	Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me.
cit_remarks22	What idiot put Kleiner in charge?
cit_remarks23	We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab's probably eating Grade A head.

Male

Location: sound/vo/episode_1/npc/male01

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
cit_remarks01	I hear it's a lot better out in the country.
cit_remarks02	Everything we do seems to make things worse.
cit_remarks03	It used to be safer here.
cit_remarks04	This was such a nice neighborhood too.
cit_remarks05	Somehow I thought things would be better by now.
cit_remarks06	We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good.
cit_remarks07	So much for better living through science.
cit_remarks08	Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission.
cit_remarks09	I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?
cit_remarks10	I hear they put babies in those striders.
cit_remarks11	I blame Black Mesa...
cit_remarks12	I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot.
cit_remarks13	I blame Odessa Cubbage...
cit_remarks14	They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time.
cit_remarks15	I'm not going nowhere. No sir.
cit_remarks16	Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
cit_remarks17	Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts.
cit_remarks18	How 'bout this weather?
cit_remarks19	They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what. They don't taste like crab.
cit_remarks20	This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine.
cit_remarks21	Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me.
cit_remarks22	What idiot put Kleiner in charge?
cit_remarks23	We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab is probably eating Grade A head.