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This article is a transcript of all of the quotes from a given character or entity.

The following is a list of quotes from GLaDOS featured in the Portal and Portal 2 trailers and promotional videos.

Portal[edit]

Orientation Video no. 1 - A Safe and Healthy Environment[edit]

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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let's look at some of the challenges you'll face as a test participant.
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You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable obstacles.
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Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.
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Let's look at a real-world example.
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Certain objects may be vital to your success. If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated. When stuck, remember our motto: "There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly".
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At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye.
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This next test is impossible. ("05_part1_entry-1" ends with the same sentence, with variations in the intonation.)
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Now you're thinking with portals.
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Portal is Free[edit]

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For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.
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Thanks to Portal, we can weed out Test Subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:
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Cowardice, impaired motor skills, poor judgment, fear of heights, weights, depths, bullets, and fire.
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Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project for free!
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Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.
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Good luck.
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Portal 2[edit]

Portal 2 Teaser Trailer[edit]

Filename(s) Quote Play
chellgladoswakeup04 It's been a long time... How have you been?
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chellgladoswakeup06 (excerpt) I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster.
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Portal 2 Full Co-op Trailer[edit]

Quote Play
These next tests require co-operation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride, you don't know fear, you don't know anything. You'll be perfect.
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Test Chamber completed. Continue testing.
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Continue testing.
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Continue testing.
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The two of you have formed an excellent partnership. Now it's time for your real purpose.
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Don't disappoint me. Or I'll make you wish you could die.
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Miscellaneous[edit]

The Orange Box Trailer[edit]

Lego Dimensions: E3 Portal Trailer[edit]