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Commentary node transparent.png This is a quote article.

This article is a transcript of all of the quotes from a given character or entity.

The following is a list of quotes from GLaDOS featured in the Portal and Portal 2 trailers and promotional videos.

Portal[edit]

Orientation Video no. 1 - A Safe and Healthy Environment[edit]

Quote
Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let's look at some of the challenges you'll face as a test participant.
You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable obstacles.
Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.
Let's look at a real-world example.
Certain objects may be vital to your success. If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated. When stuck, remember our motto: "There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly".
At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye.
This next test is impossible. ("05_part1_entry-1" ends with the same sentence, with variations in the intonation.)
Now you're thinking with portals.

Portal is Free[edit]

Quote
For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.
Thanks to Portal, we can weed out Test Subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:
Cowardice, impaired motor skills, poor judgment, fear of heights, weights, depths, bullets, and fire.
Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project for free!
Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.
Good luck.

Portal 2[edit]

Portal 2 Teaser Trailer[edit]

Filename(s) Quote
chellgladoswakeup04 It's been a long time... How have you been?
chellgladoswakeup06 (excerpt) I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster.

Portal 2 Full Co-op Trailer[edit]

Quote
These next tests require co-operation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride, you don't know fear, you don't know anything. You'll be perfect.
Test Chamber completed. Continue testing.
Continue testing.
Continue testing.
The two of you have formed an excellent partnership. Now it's time for your real purpose.
Don't disappoint me. Or I'll make you wish you could die.

Miscellaneous[edit]

The Orange Box Trailer[edit]

Lego Dimensions: E3 Portal Trailer[edit]