Isaac Kleiner/Quotes/Half-Life 2

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The following is a list of quotes from Isaac Kleiner, from Half-Life 2.

City 17 Trainstation

Location: sound/vo/trainyard

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_alyxaround	Alyx is around here somewhere. She would have a better idea how to get him here.
kl_intend	Well, Barney, what do you intend?
kl_morewarn01, kl_morewarn02, kl_morewarn03	Great Scott! Gordon Freeman! I expected more warning.
kl_verywell	Very well. And, eh, Gordon? Good to see you!
kl_whatisit01 and kl_whatisit02	Yes, Barney, what is it? I'm in the middle of a critical test.

Kleiner's Lab 1

Location: sound/vo/k_lab

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_ahhhh	Ah!
kl_almostforgot	What? Oh dear, you're right, I almost forgot.
kl_barneyhonor	Barney, I'll give you the honor.
kl_barneysturn	All right, Barney. Your turn.
kl_besokind	Barney? If you'd be so kind?
kl_blast and kl_comeout	Blast that little...where did she get to? Lamarr? Come out of there!
kl_bonvoyage	Bon voyage, and best of luck in your future endeavors.
kl_cantcontinue	We can't continue until you're in the teleport chamber, Gordon.
kl_cantwade	You can't just wade into the field, it will peel you apart!
kl_careful	Empty soundfile (cc file says "Oh, do be careful."; from "E3 Lab")	N/A
kl_charger01 and kl_charger02	Good idea. There's a charger on the wall. I've modified your suit to draw power from Combine energy outlets, which are plentiful wherever they patrol.
kl_coaxherout	Oh, fie! It'll be another week before I can coax her out of there.
kl_credit	Well I can't take all the credit, Doctor Freeman proved an able assistant.
kl_dearme	Dear me.
kl_debeaked	Certainly not! Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless.
kl_delaydanger	Gordon, the longer you delay, the greater the danger to us all.
kl_diditwork	Well, did it work?
kl_ensconced	Once you're safely ensconced in the transmitter, we can begin.
kl_excellent	Excellent.
kl_fewmoments01 and kl_fewmoments02	Right you are! Speak to you again in a few moments.
kl_fiddlesticks	Oh, fiddlesticks. What now?
kl_finalsequence	Very good. Final sequence. Commencing...now.
kl_finalsequence02	Final sequence.
kl_fitglove01 and kl_fitglove02	Well, Gordon, I see your HEV suit still fits you like a glove. At least the glove parts do.
kl_fruitlessly	The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!
kl_getinposition	Gordon, as soon as you're in position, we'll send you to Eli's.
kl_getoutrun01, kl_getoutrun02, kl_getoutrun03	Gordon! You must get out of here! Run!
kl_gordongo	Gordon, go right ahead.
kl_gordonthrow	Throw your switch, Gordon.
kl_hedyno01, kl_hedyno02, kl_hedyno03	Lamarr? Hedy! No!
kl_helloalyx01, kl_helloalyx02	Oh, hello, Alyx! Well, almost all right. Lamarr has gotten out of her crate again. If I didn't know better, I'd suspect Barney of trapping and ...
kl_heremypet01	Here, my pet. Hop up.
kl_heremypet02	No, not up there!
kl_hesnotthere	What do you mean he's not there?
kl_holdup01 and kl_holdup02	Yes, yes, Eli, bit of a holdup on this end. You'll never guess who found his way into our lab this morning.
kl_initializing	Initializing in three...two...one...
kl_initializing02	Initializing in three...two...one!
kl_interference	I'm encountering unexpected interference!
kl_islamarr	Is Lamarr with him?
kl_lamarr	Lamarr! There you are!
kl_masslessfieldflux	Let's see. The massless field-flux should self-limit and I've clamped the manifold parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive.
kl_modifications01 and kl_modifications02	I've made a few modifications, but I'll just acquaint you with the essentials. Now, let's see... The Mark V Hazardous Environment Suit has been redesigned for comfort and utility—
kl_moduli02	Conditions could hardly be more ideal!
kl_mygoodness01, kl_mygoodness02, kl_mygoodness03	My Goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isn't it?
kl_nocareful	No, no! Careful, Lamarr! Those are quite fragile!
kl_nonsense	Nonsense. Your talents surpass your loveliness.
kl_nownow01 and kl_nownow02	Now, now, there's nothing to be nervous about. We've made major strides since then. Major strides.
kl_ohdear	Oh, dear!
kl_opportunetime01 and kl_opportunetime02	I must say, Gordon, you come at a very opportune time. Alyx has just installed the final piece for our resurrected teleport.
kl_packing01 and kl_packing02	Indeed it is. And it's our intention to send him packing straightaway, in the company of your lovely daughter.
kl_plugusin	Dear me, you're right. Gordon, would you mind plugging us in?
kl_projectyou	Yes, indeed. We're ready to project you, Gordon.
kl_redletterday01 and kl_redletterday02	That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!
kl_relieved	Oh, thank goodness. My relief is almost palpable.
kl_slipin01 and kl_slipin02	Well, Gordon, go ahead. Slip into your suit now.
kl_suitfits01 and kl_suitfits02	Gordon, if you please? I'm eager to see if your old suit still fits.
kl_thenwhere	Then, where is he?
kl_waitmyword	Gordon, why don't you position yourself near the panel over there and wait for my word?
kl_weowe	We owe a great deal to Dr. Freeman, even if trouble does tend to follow in his wake.
kl_whatisit	What is it?
kl_wishiknew	I wish I knew.
kl_yourturn	It's your turn, Gordon.

Nova Prospekt

Location: sound/vo/novaprospekt

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_await	I await your arrival with great anticipation.
kl_ready	Ready, willing, and fully enabled!
kl_stopwho	Stop who, my dear?
kl_yesalyx	Yes, Alyx, where are you?

Kleiner's Lab 2

Location: sound/vo/k_lab2

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_aroundhere	Now, now, she's around here someplace.
kl_atthecitadel01	Well, that is most troubling
kl_atthecitadel01_b	According to the vortigaunts, he is a prisoner at the Citadel.
kl_aweekago01	Indeed it did... and the repercussions were felt far and wide, but... That was over a week ago!
kl_blowyoustruck01	A great deal, my dear.
kl_blowyoustruck02	The blow you struck at Nova Prospekt was taken as a signal to begin the uprising.
kl_cantleavelamarr	Just a minute.
kl_cantleavelamarr_b	I can't leave without Lamarr. Now where did she get to?
kl_comeoutlamarr	Come out, Lamarr!
kl_dontgiveuphope02	Barney has been leading a push with that very aim in mind.
kl_dontgiveuphope03	And another of your friends arrived several days ago.
kl_givenuphope	My dear, I had given up hope of ever seeing you again.
kl_greatscott	Great Scott!
kl_howandwhen01	Alyx? Gordon?
kl_howandwhen02	My god... how did you get here? And when?
kl_lamarr	Lamarr? Lamarr!
kl_lamarrwary01	Yes, Gordon, please do go on.
kl_lamarrwary02	Lamarr is extremely wary of your crowbar.
kl_nolongeralone	Yes, Barney, and I'm no longer alone.
kl_nolongeralone_b	Alyx and Gordon have just arrived.
kl_notallhopeless	So there, you see?
kl_notallhopeless_b	It's not all hopeless.
kl_onehedy	There's only one Hedy.
kl_slowteleport01	Fascinating.
kl_slowteleport01_b	We seem to have developed a very slow teleport.
kl_slowteleport02	This suggests an entirely new line of investigation.