OverWiki:April Fools' Day 2010/Gerden freeman
gerden is leik so awsum cuz he warez the hev sut n he hav a shutgun
gerden freeman lik shutguns n pwnin combin cuz he leiks itz. hes also inluv wit alyx
Gerden Freeman was born retarded and has a very shrill voice; as a result, he never speaks in the game as it was decided that that would ruin the experience. Being born retarded has proved to be quite beneficial to Gerden since what he lacks in the brain, he more than makes up for on the battlefield and in bed. His incredible strength and reach allows him to kick ass on an unbelievable scale; and with Alyx, [inappropriate]
Gerden is also an acid junkie, and dances in night clubs
Gerden has supernatural powers that allow him to magically float over the ground and ladders, with no visible signs of his body. He can even climb a ladder downwards while still holding his gun with both hands!
Gerden Freeman is pure awesome, you want to have his baby
gerden lieks shutguns
shutguns rockz lololol
gerdens liekz his bitchez.