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OverWiki:April Fools' Day 2010/HEV SUIT

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Wiki logo april 1st.png This article is part of the April Fools' Day 2010 hoax.

The subject matter of this article only consists of parody and nonsense and must not be taken as part of the Combine OverWiki's actual content. Reader's discretion and sense of humor are advised.

― Gorden commntin on th e HEV SUIt

A Orange Suit that Protects the [inappropriate] Player from Dying when he uses hir reterdatshun to get shott,

It comes in 4 Color variants

Blue Orange White Red

Its 2 aw3s8m3 4 u 5 w3@^

"I liek the HEV suit, it is good. it protects good. It feels good. Alex likes it. Thats why I wish it came in purple tho" -Gordan Freeman[1]

..and it can be used as a condom

important informaton

  1. [Half-life: Aftermatch]