User:OrderlyMoney

Hello, there. Been a fan of Valve since 2011.

This user is American. Where is my Half-Life 3??? This user is fond of cut content. This user loves Valve. Like Cave Johnson, this user doesn't want your damn lemons! This user forgave Wheatley. This user is still waiting for the beer Barney Calhoun owes them. This user supports Civil Protection. Now pick up that can. This user enjoys killing Headcrabs. This user supports Aperture Science. For science! This user finds their cake so delicious and moist. And also not a lie. This user would never euthanize their Companion Cube. This user loves smashing Manhacks because they're so annoying.