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The following is a list of quotes from Wheatley.

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Location: sound/vo/wheatley

Filename(s) Quote
a1_wakeup_pinchergrab01 Oh no! nonononono!
a1_wakeup_pinchergrab02 Oh no no no... No! Nooo!
bw_a4_2nd_first_test01 Here we go! Now do it again!
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve02 Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here somewhere.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve03 Oh! Here we go...
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve05 Annnnnnnnd... Nothing.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags01 Go on.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags02 Come on, you've already solved it.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags03 Come on, you've already solved it once. Less than a minute ago you solved this puzzle. Do it again, please.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags04 One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags05 You just beat this test. Literally twenty seconds ago.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags06 *cough* Button.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags07 *cough* Button. Button.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags08 *cough cough* Pressthebutton.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags09 *cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags10 *cough* Press the button, would you?
bw_a4_big_idea01 Oh, that felt really good.
bw_a4_big_idea02 Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just keep solving THIS test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier.
bw_a4_death_trap01 Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
bw_a4_death_trap_escape02 No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please.
bw_a4_death_trap_escape03 Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back.
bw_a4_death_trap_escape04 Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing.
bw_a4_death_trap_escape05 Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?
bw_a4_death_trap_escape06 Do you remember when we were friends?
bw_a4_death_trap_escape07 Ah, friendship. Friendly times. We had a lot of good times, do you remember? Back in the old days.
bw_a4_death_trap_escape10 Oo! I've got an idea!
bw_a4_death_trap_nags04 No no no! Don't do that! Stand right there! [to self] Start the machine start the machine start the machine...
bw_a4_finale01_cameback01 Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me?
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags01 Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags02 You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags03 Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags04 And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags05 And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there!
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags06 Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?
bw_a4_finale01_killyou01 Ahh. What?
bw_a4_finale01_killyou09 Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.
bw_a4_finale01_killyou11 Pshh. Really? And do what, exactly?
bw_a4_finale01_smash02 YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope.
bw_a4_finale01_smash03 Fine. Let the games begin.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexita01 No wait, come back. Sorry. Please. I was going somewhere with that.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb01 And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb02 Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb03 So twisty you might even call it spinning. MOO HOO HA HA HA Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitc01 Alright, fine. I'm not saying another word until you do it properly. I'm sick of this.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_escape01 No!
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeama01 Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeama02 And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeamb01 FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeamc01 Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_intro01 Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn.
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_intro02 Anyway, new turrets. Not defective. Ace of fours. The best hand. Unbeatable, I imagine.
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_escape01 Where'd you go?
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_escape02 Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro01 Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro05 Holmes versus Moriarty.
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro07 Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate!
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing01 Stay still, please.
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing02 Alright, stop moving.
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing04 Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse01 Did something break back there?
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse02 Oh! Oh! Did it kill you? Oh, that would be amazing if it killed you.
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse03 Hello?
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse04 Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
bw_a4_finale02_trapintro01 Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
bw_a4_finale02_trapintro02 Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_enter01 Ha! Death trap!
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_exit01 Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags01 Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags02 Silently killing you. Probably. If I had to guess.
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags03 Ah! Perhaps the turrets have found a way to use garrotes. That would explain the extremely... quiet killing. That I'm hearing.
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags04 If you're dying, but not dead, stomp once. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. And two stomps if you're not dead. Lemme just run through that again: If you're dying but not dead stomp just once. If you're dead, obviously you won't be stomping. And if you're not dead, give me two stomps.
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags05 You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags06 Okay, that's long enough. Are you dead yet? How about now?
bw_a4_finale03_escape01 Okay, I'll take that as a no, then. Fine. Well. May the best man win. Sphere. May the best sphere win. Swap that in. Much more clever. Books.
bw_a4_finale03_escape02 Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
bw_a4_finale03_playerdies01 Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
bw_a4_finale03_speech01 Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
bw_a4_finale03_speech02 There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
bw_a4_finale03_speech03 I'll be honest: The death traps have been a bit of a failure so far. For both of us. I think you'll agree. And you are getting very close to my lair.
bw_a4_finale03_speech04 'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
bw_a4_finale03_speech05 So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.
bw_a4_finale03_speech06 Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises: just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.
bw_a4_finale03_speech07 So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again: not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.
bw_a4_finale03_speech08 The masher does work. I should point that out. I know we've had a couple of problems in the past. This masher definitely works and it will kill you. If that's one of your concerns about jumping in, the masher will kill you. Painless. Well, it won't be painless, obviously. But it will mash you up.
bw_a4_finale03_speech09 In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
bw_a4_finale03_speech10 Plus, I put a lot of effort in getting this lair ready for you. It'd certainly teach me a lesson if you simply died, painlessly, twenty feet from the door. I'd be furious. I'd be like RRRRR. I got my just desserts. No more than I deserve. Why not teach me a lesson by jumping in the old masher?
bw_a4_finale03_speech11 I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
bw_a4_finale03_speech12 And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
bw_a4_finale03_speech13 Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts01 Where are you going? Don't run! Don't run! I'll tell you why you shouldn't run: The harder you breathe, the more neurotoxin you'll inhale. It's bloody clever, this stuff. Seriously, it's devilish.
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts02 Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts03 Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts11 Look out! I'm right behind you! No, of course I'm not. Saw through that too. Forty feet tall, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse. To be honest. Still a giant robot, though.
bw_a4_finale04_introb01 Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.
bw_a4_finale04_introb02 So, let's call that three minutes, and then a minute break, which should leave a leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever's starting all these fires. So anyway, that's the itinerary.
bw_a4_finale04_intro_all01 to bw_a4_finale04_intro_all05 Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One: No portal surfaces. Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately. Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking. Of course. Goodbye.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa01 Ahhh... Wha- What happened?
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa02 What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa03 Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa04 Oh, it's a core you've put on me! Who told you to do that? Was it her? [as if he's looking around] It's just making me stronger, luv! It's a fool's errand!
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa05 Are you trying to weigh me down? Think I'll fall out of the ceiling? Won't work. I'm not just quite brilliant, I'm also quite strong. Biggest muscle in my body: my brain. Second biggest: My muscles. So, it's not going to work. Clearly.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa06 Did you put a virus in them? It's not going to work either. I've got a firewall, mate. Literally, actually, now that I look around. There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place. Alarming. To say the least.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa07 In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa08 Alright, then. Let us see... 'Vital maintenance protocols.' Wow, there are a lot of them. Should have looked into this earlier. Well, let's try this: [reading while typing] DO THEM. [failure buzzer]. Fair enough. Maybe it's a password.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa09 A, A, A, A, A, A. [NNNT!] No. A, A, A, A, A, B. [NNNT!] Hold on, I've done both of these. Skip ahead. A, B, C... D, G, H.[DING!]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb01 Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb02 All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb03 Nobody is going to space, mate!
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb04 And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb05 Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little accident. Doesn't he? 'Falls' off his management rail. Doesn't he?
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb07 You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your best friend over here!
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb08 Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running the place, you conveniently decide to run off together. Just when I need you most.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb10 All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb11 But the real point is - oh, oh! You know what I've just remembered? Football! Kicking a ball around for fun. Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor. Should have seen this coming.
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break01 No! Don't! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break02 Ha... That sounded real. No! That was actually an impression of you. Actually. Because you just fell into my trap. My brilliant trap. Just then. I wanted you to trick me into bursting that pipe. You didn't trick me. Seemingly trick me. Gives you false hope. Leads to overconfidence. And that leads to mistakes. Fatal mistakes. It's all part of my plan.
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break03 Oh, but I just... have made my actual first mistake... by telling you my plan. Just now. Grrr... It's me old Achilles heel again. Armed with that knowledge, I imagine you won't even use the conversion gel. Oh fate! Oh cruel mistress.
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break05 That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break06 And you'll probably get ringworm. And Athlete's Foot. And... Cholera. Or something... Horrible. It's gonna be even worse than if I'd just blown you up.
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break07 But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
bw_a4_finale_one01 SURPRISE! We're doing it NOW!
bw_a4_finale_one03 You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
bw_a4_finale_one04 I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
bw_a4_first_test02 You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
bw_a4_first_test_solve_nags02 Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
bw_a4_first_test_solve_nags03 I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
bw_a4_found_something01 I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
bw_a4_leave_nags01 MOVE.
bw_a4_love_to_death02 Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
bw_a4_love_to_death03 You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead.
bw_a4_love_to_death06 Only three more chambers until your big surprise! [maniacal laughter] Ohhh, that's tiring.
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags01 Go on.
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags02 Come on, solve it!
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags03 Sollllve it...
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags04 SOLVE IT! Commanding voice...
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags06 Go on!
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags07 Finish it...
bw_a4_more_tests01 It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
bw_a4_more_tests02 Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
bw_a4_paradox01 Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
bw_a4_paradox02 Oh.
bw_a4_paradox04 Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
bw_a4_paradox05 Huh. That was easy.
bw_a4_paradox06 I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
bw_a4_paradox07 Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
bw_a4_paradox08 Hold on! I thought I fixed that.
bw_a4_paradox09 There. Fixed.
bw_a4_paradox10 Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
bw_a4_paradox11 Alright, get moving.
bw_a4_paradox12 Hello.
bw_a4_recapture03 Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling--okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!
bw_a4_recapture04 Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
bw_a4_recapture05 You've got one hour! Solve it!
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch02 Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch03 Agh! You're alive! Great!
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch05 Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch06 Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch07 For your test.
bw_a4_spike_smash01 Had a bit of a brain wave. There I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought, 'yes, it's deadly. But what's missing? What's missing?' And I thought lots of sharp bits welded onto the flat bits.
bw_a4_spike_smash02 Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you, moments before crushing you. That's what I'm aiming for. But you know, small steps.
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy01 Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy02 Oh! Yes. Well done.
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy05 Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
bw_a4_the_itch01 You have no idea what it's like in this body.
bw_a4_the_itch02 I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH. It must be hardwired into the system or something.
bw_a4_the_itch03 Oh! But when I DO test... ohhhhh, man alive! Nothing feels better. It's just... why I've gotta test, I've gotta test!
bw_a4_the_itch07 So... you're gonna test. I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE.
bw_a4_the_itch08 SHUT UP!
bw_fgb_body_intro01 Wowwwww! Check me out, partner!
bw_fgb_body_intro03 Whoa-ho-ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! It's not just me, right? I'm bloody massive, aren't I?
bw_fgb_body_intro04 We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
bw_fgb_body_intro05 Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
bw_fgb_body_intro12 Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
bw_fgb_body_intro14 I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
bw_fgb_body_intro15 And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!
bw_fgb_body_intro16 I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!
bw_fgb_body_intro17 Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
bw_fgb_body_intro19 I can't get over how small you are!
bw_fgb_body_intro21 This body is amazing, seriously!
bw_fgb_heel_turn07 Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me!
bw_fgb_heel_turn10 Ahhh...
bw_fgb_heel_turn15 Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?
bw_fgb_heel_turn21 I AM NOT! A MORON!
bw_finale01_deathtrap04 Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
bw_finale02_spinnyblade03 Machiavellian!
bw_finale02_spinnyblade05 Spinny-blade-wall!
bw_finale04_button_press01 PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
bw_finale04_button_press03 What, are you still alive? You are joking. You have got be kidding me. Well, I'm still in control. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.
bw_finale04_button_press04 You had to play bloody cat and mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're all going to pay the price. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE.
bw_finale04_button_press05 Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!
bw_finale04_no_nags01 No!
bw_finale04_no_nags02 No!
bw_finale04_no_nags03 Do not press that button!
bw_finale04_no_nags04 Do not do it!
bw_finale04_no_nags05 Do not press that button!
bw_finale04_no_nags06 Do not press that button!
bw_finale04_no_nags07 Do not do it!
bw_finale04_no_nags08 Don't press the button!
bw_finale04_no_nags09 Come back!
bw_finale04_no_nags10 Don't press it! COME BACK!
bw_finale04_no_nags11 I forbid you to press it!
bw_finale04_portal_opens03 AHHHHHHH!
bw_finale04_portal_opens13 Yeghh!
bw_finale04_portal_opens15 Yahh. Gehhh!
bw_finale04_portal_opens17 ahhhhEHHHHHH!
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short05 AH!
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short06 AH!
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short07 AH!
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short08 AH!
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak01 Ohp! Where are you going? Nowhere. Not going anywhere. Got you trapped like a little jumpsuited rat.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak02 Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? Nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak03 You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak05 This would go a lot faster if you'd stay still. Then I'd have time to fix the facility. So one of us at least would live. No need to be selfish, luv, you're gonna die.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak06 I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak07 Remember when I first told you how to find that little portal thing you love so much? Thought you'd die on the way, if I'm honest. All the others did.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak08 You didn't think you were the first, did you? [laughs] No. Fifth. No, I lie: Sixth. Perhaps it's best to leave it to your imagination what happened to the other five...
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak09 You know what? I think we're well past the point of tasteful restraint. So I'll tell you: they all died. Horrifically. Trying to get that portal device that you're gripping in your meaty little fingers there.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak10 But you were different weren't you? Such a good jumper. Problem solver. Clever. But ambitious. That's your Achilles Heel. Mine's-oh! Oh! Almost told you. Clever, clever girl. Again: brain damaged like a fox, you.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak11 We've had some times, haven't we? Like that time I jumped off my management rail, not sure if I'd die or not when I did, and all you had to do was catch me? Annnd you didn't. Did you? Ohhhh. You remember that? I remember that. I remember that all the time.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak12 And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak13 Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak14 Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman. You and your little potato friend. This place would have been a triumph if it wasn't for you!
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro01 Ohhh. I see. [chuckle]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro03 What do you think?
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro04 No! No! NONONO!
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro05 Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro06 Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
bw_finale04_thorn01 You have been a thorn in my side long enough!
bw_finale04_through_portal01 AH!
bw_finale04_through_portal02 SPACE!
bw_finale04_through_portal03 We're in space!
bw_finale04_through_portal04 Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
bw_finale04_through_portal05 Let go!
bw_finale04_through_portal06 Let go of me!
bw_finale04_through_portal07 Oh no. Change of plans. Hold onto me. Tighter!
bw_finale04_through_portal08 Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!
bw_finale04_wakeupb01 I'll bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a 'reactor core'. I'll bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I'll bet that's all it is.
bw_finale4_hackworked01 Hah! It bloody worked! I hacked it! Hacked. Properly. Properly hacked. Ha ha ha!
bw_finale4_hackworked02 Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
bw_finale4_hackworked03 Undelete, undelete! Where's the undelete button?
bw_fire_lift02 Annnnd off we go!
bw_fire_lift03 And off we go.
bw_screen_smash06 Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
bw_screen_smash11 You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're actually helping me by smashing them.
bw_screen_smash12 To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
bw_screen_smash13 Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got anything better to do. I know I have. You've proven you can break screens. Proven. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you little miss clever. Little miss smashy-smash.
bw_screen_smash15 Does it actually make you feel good when you do that? Because it's not impressive. Noone's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive.
bw_screen_smash16 What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's crazy! You've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you have the energy to smash screens willy nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you. Have a nap.
bw_screen_smash20 Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
bw_screen_smash21 Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!
bw_screen_smash28 You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?
bw_screen_smash30 It's not like I've got hordes of replacement monitors just lying around back here in the old warehouse that I can just wheel out an bolt back on. I didn't order in loads of spare monitors thinking some crazy woman was going to go around smashing them all. Sorry if that's my fault. Sorry if I didn't have the forethought to think oh she might go crazy one day instead of just getting on with things. Sorry I didn't think of that.
bw_screen_smash32 They're not even your screens to break. It's vandalism. It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do this if this was your house, would you? If I came around to your house smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious. And rightly so. Unbelievable.
bw_sp_a2_core_actually01 But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
bw_sp_a2_core_actually05 [laugh trailing off] Actually, why do we have to leave right now?
bw_sp_a2_core_actually06 Do you have any idea how good this feels?
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn06 I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn08 Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn09 Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response01 Sorry, what?
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response05 I am NOT! A MORON!
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response12 No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response13 No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
bw_sp_a2_core_lift01 There we go. Lift called.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags01 Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags02 Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags03 It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags04 Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags05 You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags06 Go on. Get in.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags07 Get in the lift.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags08 The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags09 The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags10 It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags11 It'll be fine. Get in.
bw_sp_a2_core_pitpunch02 Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?
bw_sp_a2_core_pitpunch03 Uh oh.
bw_sp_a2_core_potato01 See that?
bw_sp_a2_core_potato02 That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it.
bw_sp_a2_core_potato04 [laughs]
bw_sp_a2_core_spanish01 Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
bw_sp_a4_intro_boxyell01 For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
bw_sp_a4_intro_moat03 Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
bw_sp_a4_intro_moat04 Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone01 Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone02 You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone04 Door?
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro01 Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro03 Butterfingers.
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro04 Carry on.
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro_solve01 [disinterested] Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro01 Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro02 Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_solve01 You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are you making this so HARD for me?
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform11 Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro02 Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro03 Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro05 Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro06 I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_solve01 Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam04 Might as well give you the tour.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam05 To your left... you'll see some lights of some kind. Don't know what they do. But very sciencey anyway.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam06 And to your right, something huge hurtling towards you OH GOD RUN! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam_drop01 Are you alright back there? Here, I'll turn the beam off.
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam_drop02 Waitwaitwait. Ohhhh. Not helpful. Rrrrrg. Don't know why I thought that would help.
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_intro04 There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_solve01 After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_solve02 Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro01 Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro02 What was that?
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro03 Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_missedme01 Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve01 Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve02 Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve04 No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro09 Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro11 Yeah, doubt it.
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro13 Well, on with the test.
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro14 Wish there was more books! But there's not.
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_solve02 NNGH! It's not enough! If I'm such a moron, why can't you solve a simple test?
bw_sp_a4_tb_intro_solve02 Ahhhohohhhh. Wow. Well done, seriously, both of you. Why don't you two go on ahead? I'll catch up with you.
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro01 Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro06 What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro08 What?
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro10 Just--do the test! Just do the test.
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_solve04 [sound of pages turning] Oh, sorry. Hope that didn't disturb you just then. It was the sound of books. Pages being turned.
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_solve05 So that's just what I was doing. I was just reading... ah... books. So I'm not a moron.
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_help04 [tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_impatient01 Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_impatient02 You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_intro01 Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_intro03 Jammed 'em all together. Buttons. Got funnels. Bottomless pits are involved. It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_solve05 What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro01 Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro03 You're not going to believe this. I found a sealed off wing. Hundreds - HUNDREDS! - of perfectly good test chambers. Just sitting there. Filled with skeletons. Shook them out. Good as new!
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro07 Anddddd...THERE we go.
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro08 Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_not_solve01 Come on. Ohhhh. Hit me with it.
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_not_solve05 Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve02 Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve04 Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve06 Oh. Disappointing.
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve08 Ahungh. What was that? That was nothing! That was nothing!
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve09 Ahungh.
callingoutinitial14 Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
container_ride_leave_nags01 Alright, off you go!
container_ride_leave_nags02 Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
container_ride_leave_nags03 Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
container_ride_leave_nags04 I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
container_ride_leave_nags05 So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
container_ride_leave_nags06 Go on.
container_ride_leave_nags07 On ya go.
container_ride_leave_nags08 Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
demospherebreakerlift02 Ah. Hmmmm.
demospherebreakerlift03 This is.... yeah. Ummm. Hm. Okay. Don't want to alarm you, but if you've got a plan, of any kind, now would be a great time for us to switch to your plan.
demospherebreakerlift04 Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
demospherebreakerlift07 Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
demospherebreakerlift14 No. Makes it go faster.
demospherebreakerlift19 Okay...
demospherecatch02 On three. Ready? One... Two...
demospherecatch05 THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--
demospherecatch07 Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
demospherefall04 ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence01 Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence02 I can't... I can't do it if you're watching. [nervous laugh]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence04 Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence05 Go on. Just jam me in over there.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence06 Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence07 It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence08 It DOES sound rude. I'm not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It's not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence09 I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence10 Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence11 Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence13 Alright. [nervous laugh] Can't do it if you're leering at me. Creepy.
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16 What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence20 Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
demospheregladoschamber01 There she is...
demospheregladoschamber03 Over there is where they used to keep the old neurotoxin release button. BIG responsibility, the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. And guess who he WAS? He wasn't me. But I was his assistant, and I did a lot of his admin.
demospheregladoschamber04 You know, in the end, yes, they let me go. It's all politics, to be honest. It's a big popularity contest, it's all about who you know, and whose back you're willing to scratch, who doesn't touch -- or, in my case, who did accidentally touch -- the neurotoxin button.
demospheregladoschamber05 But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
demospheregladoschamber06 What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. Like a proper maniac.
demospheregladoschamber07 You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
demospheregladoschamber08 I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
demospheregladoschamber09 Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
demospheregladoschamber11 Then there was a sort of long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything.
demosphereintro02 Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
demosphereintro04 Oh, brilliant. You DID find a portal gun! You know what? It just goes to show: people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end aren't they? At the end of the day. Brave.
demosphereintro07 Right behind me.
demosphereintro08 Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
demosphereintro09 Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
demosphereintro10 Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
demosphereintro11 Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
demosphereintro13 Come on through.
demosphereintro14 Come on through to the other side.
demosphereintro15 Come on through.
demospherepowerup01 Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
demospherepowerup02 A... A... A... A... A... A.
demospherepowerup03 Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
demospherepowerup04 Hello!
demospherepowerup07 You did WHAT?
demospherepowerup12 No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
demospherestairs01 Okay, down those stairs, please?
demospherestairs07 Okay, down these stairs.
demosphereswitchroom01 This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
demosphereswitchroom02 Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
demosphereswitchroom03 There we go. Lights on.
demosphereswitchroom04 This is the main breaker room.
demosphereswitchroom05 Not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything else to find ESCAPE POD, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other things, but don't... you understand.
demosphereswitchroom06 Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
demosphereswitchroom08 'Let there be light.' That's, uh... God. I was quoting God.
demosphereswitchroom09 Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
demospherethud03 OW.
demospherethud04 OW...
demospherethud06 I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter]
demospherethud08 I can't move, though. That's the problem now.
fgb_doit_nags01 Yes, do do it!
fgb_doit_nags03 Do it!
fgb_doit_nags06 Don't listen to her, do it.
fgb_doit_nags08 No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!
fgb_doit_nags09 Dare it. Dare to dream. Shoot for the stars.
fgb_hello01 Hello!
fgb_leave_me_in01 Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
fgb_plugin_nags01 I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
fgb_plugin_nags05 Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
fgb_plugin_nags06 Plug me in, plug me in!
fgb_plugin_nags07 I want to be plugged in, please!
fgb_plugin_nags08 Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
fgb_plugin_nags09 Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
fgb_plugin_nags11 Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
fgb_ready_glados01 Yes!
fgb_ready_glados06 Ohhhhhh, yes she is.
fgb_stalemate_nags04 Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
fgb_stalemate_nags05 [whispered] ...I think she's lying...
fgb_stalemate_nags06 Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.
fgb_stalemate_nags07 First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
fgb_stalemate_nags08 Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. Particularly disputes. Number one, tied: Button-pushing. Two things I love about you: Button pushing and the ability to resolve things. Chiefly disputes.
fgb_stalemate_nags09 Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.
fgb_stalemate_nags12 Okay... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON!
fgb_that_is_me02 Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
fgb_transfer_pain01 Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
fgb_xfer_start03 Here I go!
fgb_xfer_start04 Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.
gladosgantry05 So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
gladosgantry06 Riggght now.
gladosgantry08 In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
gladosgantry15 If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
gladosgantry20 Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
gladosgantry21 In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
gladosgantry22 And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
gladosunderchamber01 Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. [laughs] My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.
gloriousfreedom01 This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
gloriousfreedom03 Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
intro_ride01 HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
intro_ride02 AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually.
intro_ride03 Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
intro_ride04 Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here.
intro_ride07 But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
intro_ride08 Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
jailbreakdooropens01 Hey, buddy!
jailbreakdooropens05 I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
jailbreakdooropens07 I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing...
jailbreakdooropens08 Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
jailbreakdooropens11 Run!
jailbreakdooropens14 Come on come on come on!
jailbreakdooropens17 Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
jailbreakdooropens22 Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!
jailbreakdooropens23 Come on! Come on!
jailbreakdooropens24 Keep moving! Just keep moving!
jailbreakdooropens25 Run, for goodness sake!
jailbreakdooropens26 Go! Go go go!
jailbreakneardoor01 Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
jailbreakneardoor03 Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
jailbreakneardoor06 RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
jailbreakneardoor08 We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
jailbreakneardoor10 You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
jailbreakneardoor11 Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
jailbreakrun09 Turrets!
nanobotinto01 Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
nanobotinto05 I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
nanobotinto08 Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
nanobotinto09 Hey! How's it going! I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They are REALLY small, so -ah - I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
nanobotonbreak01 I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
nanobotow01 OW!
nanobotow03 [to JERRY] See you in court, mate. [to player] Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.
nanobotow04 Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!
nanobotrealclose01 Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
openingbraindamage01 Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
openingbraindamage03 But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious.
openingbraindamage04 Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
openingbraindamage05 Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'
openingbraindamageapplenag01 Simple word. 'Apple'.
openingbraindamageapplenag02 Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.
openingbraindamageapplenag03 Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
openingbraindamageapplenag04 Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.
openingbraindamageapplenag05 How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
openingcloseenough01 Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.
openingdooropened01 YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
openingfirstlook01 AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
openinggoodbye01 That's the spirit!
openinggoodbye02 Good luck!
openinghello01 Hello? Anyone in there?
openinghello12 Helloooo?
openinghello13 Are you going to open the door? At any time?
openinghello15 Hello? Can y--no?
openinghello17 Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
openinghello18 Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?
openinghello19 [to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...
openinghello21 Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE.
openinghello22 Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte.
openinghellonag01 Hello!
openinghellonag02 Helloooooooooooo!
openinghellonag03 Go on!
openinghellonag04 Open the door!
openinghellonag05 Hello!
openingnavigate03 Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
openingnavigate04 Alright, just a second...
openingnavigate05 Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
openingnavigate06 Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
openingnavigate12 Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?
openingnavigate16 Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
openingnavigate17 How you doing down there? You still holding on?
openingoutside01 Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
openingoutside02 The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
openingoutside03 And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?
openingoutside04 Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
openingoutside05 And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
openingpanicsituation01 How are you? How you feeling? Wait. Don't answer that. Too much deep relaxation, what it does is it relaxes the gums. And the vibrations from talking -- on a rare occasion -- can make all of your teeth fall out of your head.
openingpanicsituation03 So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
openingprepare01 STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here.
openingprepare04 Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
openingstorystraight02 Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.
openingstorystraight03 Better yet, don't say anything.
openingwall01 Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
openingwallhitone01 Ohhhhhh!
openingwallhitone02 Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
openingwallhitthree01 Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.
openingwallhittwo01 Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!
openingyouallright01 You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?
raildropintro01 Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing.
raildroppickup02 Oh! Brilliant, thank you, great.
raildroppostfall02 Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there?
raildroppostfall03 Sorry, are you still there? Could you--could you pick me up?
raildroppostfall05 Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please?
raildroppostfall08 If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
raildroppostfall09 Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
raildroppostfall10 I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
raildroppostfall12 Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
raildroppostfall13 Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
raildroppostfall14 Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
raildroppostfall15 Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
raildroppostfall16 On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
raildroppostfall17 Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
raildroppostfall19 Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
raildroppostfall20 What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You've had a rough time. You've been asleep for who knows how long. You've got the massive brain damage. And you're having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up.
secretpanelopens07 BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret01 Oh no...
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret05 No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret06 Keep moving, keep moving...
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret07 Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret08 Yes, hello! No, we're not stopping!
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags01 Hey! Pick me up!
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags05 Pick--would you pick me up?
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags07 [laugh] Would you pick me up?
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags10 Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags11 Might want to just pick me up.
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags13 Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags15 Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags16 Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags17 Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn02 Now, escape pod... escape pod...
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn03 Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn04 Uh oh.
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn06 It's... It's moving up.
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk01 AH! I- Sorry, I just looked down. I do not recommend it.
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk02 AH! I've just done it again.
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk03 I just now realized that I used to rely on my management rail to not fall into bottomless pits. And you're my rail now. And you can fall into bottomless pits. I'm rambling out of fear, but here's the point: don't get close to the edge.
sp_a1_wakeup_gantry01 Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking03 You KNOW her?
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking08 Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking09 A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking10 Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking11 Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking12 [BUZZER NOISE]
sp_a1_wakeup_into_breakerroom01 Let's go in!
sp_a1_wakeup_jump01 Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
sp_a1_wakeup_jump03 Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
sp_a1_wakeup_jump05 Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
sp_a1_wakeup_jump11 You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
sp_a1_wakeup_jump12 Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
sp_a1_wakeup_jump13 So go ahead and jump. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just now thought of the worst thing. Oh! I just thought of something even worse. Alright. New, better plan: no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just jump, into the abyss, there, and let's see what happens.
sp_a1_wakeup_panic01 [yelling]
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo01 Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo03 I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo06 Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
sp_a2_bts1a01 Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
sp_a2_bts1a02 Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
sp_a2_bts1a03 We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
sp_a2_bts1a04 Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
sp_a2_bts2_big_surprise01 AH!
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit01 There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit02 She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit03 I'll meet you on the other side!
sp_a2_bts2_out_of_trap01 You're okay! Great! Come on!
sp_a2_bts2_trapped01 We have to get you out of there!
sp_a2_bts2_trapped02 Can you get out?
sp_a2_bts2_trapped03 What's going on in there?
sp_a2_bts2_trapped05 Try to make your way back out here!
sp_a2_bts2_trapped06 I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags01 Just turn around.
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags02 Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags03 Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags04 Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags05 Could you turn around? Is that possible?
sp_a2_bts5_dooropen_press01 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BUTTON - oh, the door's open! Well done. Let's see what's inside.
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose01 Do you smell neurotoxin?
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose02 Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose03 So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
sp_a2_bts5_getin01 Come on! We have to go!
sp_a2_bts5_getin02 Hurry!
sp_a2_bts5_getin03 I can't hold on! Come on!
sp_a2_bts5_getin04 GET IN!
sp_a2_bts5_getin06 GET IN!
sp_a2_bts5_grinder02 [laugh] Our handiwork. Shouldn't laugh. They do feel pain. Of a sort. All simulated. But real enough for them I suppose.
sp_a2_bts5_hack01 Good news! I can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system. It is, however, password protected. AH! Alarm bells! No. Don't worry. Not a problem for me.
sp_a2_bts5_hack02 You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
sp_a2_bts5_hack03 Ok... Here we go...
sp_a2_bts5_hack04 The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
sp_a2_bts5_hack05 Allright, what have we got?
sp_a2_bts5_hack06 A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
sp_a2_bts5_hack07 There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
sp_a2_bts5_hack08 And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
sp_a2_bts5_hack09 And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But: noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.
sp_a2_bts5_hack10 Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
sp_a2_bts5_hack11 The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up.
sp_a2_bts5_hack12 Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
sp_a2_bts5_hack13 If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
sp_a2_bts5_hack14 Allright. Preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit. Begin: 'Ello, guv! Neurotoxin inspectah! Need to shut this place down for a moment! Here's my credentials. Shut yourself down. I am totally legit. From the board of international neurotoxin... um... observers. From the United... Arab Emirates. Hello.
sp_a2_bts5_hack15 Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
sp_a2_bts5_hack16 'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.
sp_a2_bts5_hack17 Be a shame to miss it, wouldn't it? Just for the old neurotoxin. Neurotoxin will still be here tomorrow. Whereas that bird will be gone any minute. Already got one talon off the branch. Gonna be gone.
sp_a2_bts5_hack18 Oh, it's fluttering its wings. Tell you what, mate. I'll come in there for a minute and cover you so you can have a look at this lovely bird! I'll come in. I'll do all the neurotoxin stuff. And then you come out here and look at this. Because it is lovely. It is lovely. You want to get out here fast. Seriously, my pleasure sounds are going to frighten the bird away any second. Ohhh, it's not working, is it? He's not interested in bloody birds.
sp_a2_bts5_hose_all01 That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
sp_a2_bts5_hose_all02 Hold on -
sp_a2_bts5_hose_any01 It's still going down! Keep it up!
sp_a2_bts5_hose_half02 Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
sp_a2_bts5_intro01 Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
sp_a2_bts5_intro02 This is the neurotoxin generator. Bit bigger than I expected. Not going to be able to just, you know, push it over. Have to apply some cleverness.
sp_a2_bts5_intro03 There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut01 What are you doing in there?
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut02 What's going on?
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut03 Are you alright?
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor01 I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor02 Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor03 Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor04 Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor05 Alright, so, silent contemplation it is. Mysterious button... Sorry. Sorry. Silence. Do not speak. In the silence. Let the silence descend. Here it comes. One hundred percent silence. From now. By the way, if you come up with any ideas, do flag them up. Don't feel you have to stay quiet because I've said absolute silence. So if you come up with an idea, mention it. Otherwise, absolute silence starting... Now.
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair01 Look at that, it's growing right up into the ceiling. The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. At least you won't starve, though.
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair02 Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair03 I'm guessing this wasn't one of the scientist's children. I don't want to be snobby, but let's be honest: It's got manual laborer written all over it. I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals. They're just a lot dumber.
sp_a2_bts5_tubebroken01 HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide01 This place is huge.
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide02 And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide05 All sealed off years ago, of course.
sp_a2_core_goingtohurt01 Exactly how painful are we tAGHHHHHH!
sp_a2_core_pullmeout01 Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
sp_a2_factory_window01 Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
sp_a2_factory_window02 Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
sp_a2_factory_window03 It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
sp_a2_factory_window04 Just... have a look through the old window.
sp_a2_factory_window05 Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
sp_a2_factory_window06 Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
sp_a2_tube_ride01 Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
sp_a2_tube_ride02 Woooo! I KNEW this would be fun. They told me it wasn't fun at all, and I BELIEVED 'em! Ah! I'm loving this! Whale of a time...
sp_a2_tube_ride03 This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
sp_a2_tube_ride05 We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
sp_a2_tube_ride06 Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
sp_a2_tube_ride07 Get to HER! I'll find you!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows01 Ugh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows02 Agh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows05 Enh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows06 Agh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows10 Ow!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows12 Gah!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows15 Ooagh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows18 Ungh!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows20 GAH!
sp_a2_wheatley_ows_long03 Aggggh!
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek01 Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek02 You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek03 A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt04 Can you see the portal gun?
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt05 Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt06 Hello?
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt08 I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt09 I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
sp_intro_03_intro02 Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
sp_intro_03_intro06 Whoa!
sp_intro_03_intro09 There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
sp_intro_03_intro10 I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
sp_intro_03_intro12 Hey hey! You made it!
sp_intro_03_introalt06 It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
sp_intro_03_introalt07 That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
sp_intro_03_introalt08 No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
sp_intro_03_introalt09 Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
sp_sabotage_factory01 Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
sp_sabotage_factory02 Follow me! You're gonna love this.
sp_sabotage_factory04 Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.
sp_sabotage_factory05 See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
sp_sabotage_factory16 If we're lucky, she won't find out all her turrets are crap until it's too late. [laughs] Classic.
sp_sabotage_factory23 Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
sp_sabotage_factory24 Almost there...
sp_sabotage_factory25 See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone01 Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone02 Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone12 Done! Hacked!
sp_sabotage_factoryturretconv23 Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
sp_sabotage_factoryturretone02 Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone02 Well, that should do it.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone04 Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone05 There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone06 Have you got any ideas?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone07 Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone08 Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone11 Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone12 Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone13 Oh! I've just had one idea, which is that I could pretend to her that I've captured you, and give you over and she'll kill you, but I could... go on living. What's your view on that?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone17 Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone19 We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone20 Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere01 Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere03 Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere05 Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere07 Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback01 What do you have there?
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback08 Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback10 What are you...
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback11 Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
sp_sabotage_factoryworked02 It worked!
sp_sabotage_factory_dooropen03 Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor01 Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor02 This door's actually pretty complicated.
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor03 You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor05 Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor06 Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor07 I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor08 Oh! Good news! [electic pop] Nevermind.
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor09 What's happening on your side, anything?
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoordone01 Ah! How long's the door been open?
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoordone02 Was there any sort of announcement before it opened? Like an alarm or a hacker alert? I mean, fair enough, the important thing is it's open, but just mention in the future. Cough or something.
sp_sabotage_jailbreak01 Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
sp_sabotage_jailbreak07 Come on, let's go!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator01 Hurry! This way!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator03 Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator04 This way! This way!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator05 Come on! Over here! This way!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator06 HURRY! THIS WAY!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator07 HURRY! THIS WAY!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator09 Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator11 We made it we made it we made it we made it...
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak01 Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak03 Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak04 Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
sp_trust_fling01 Hey! Hey! Up here!
sp_trust_fling03 Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
sp_trust_fling04 Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
sp_trust_flingalt02 BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
sp_trust_flingalt07 I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. I--AGH!
sp_trust_flingalt08 [out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
sphere_flashlight_tour07 Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
sphere_flashlight_tour08 This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
sphere_flashlight_tour09 I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
sphere_flashlight_tour10 The turret factory should be this way I think.
sphere_flashlight_tour11 Oh, careful now.
sphere_flashlight_tour12 Try to jump across.
sphere_flashlight_tour13 Are you OK?
sphere_flashlight_tour14 Are you alive down there?
sphere_flashlight_tour15 If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
sphere_flashlight_tour16 There you are! I was starting to get worried.
sphere_flashlight_tour17 Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
sphere_flashlight_tour18 Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
sphere_flashlight_tour19 Careful... Careful...
sphere_flashlight_tour20 Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
sphere_flashlight_tour22 Okay, this way
sphere_flashlight_tour23 No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
sphere_flashlight_tour24 Hm. Let's try this way.
sphere_flashlight_tour25 Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
sphere_flashlight_tour26 This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
sphere_flashlight_tour28 Quick, this way!
sphere_flashlight_tour29 Nicely Done!
sphere_flashlight_tour30 Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
sphere_flashlight_tour32 No no no, not that way!
sphere_flashlight_tour33 We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
sphere_flashlight_tour35 We have to get you out of that room!
sphere_flashlight_tour36 Can you reach that wall back there?
sphere_flashlight_tour37 There's another wall over here!
sphere_flashlight_tour38 Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
sphere_flashlight_tour40 Be careful!
sphere_flashlight_tour41 and sphere_flashlight_tour42 Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well. And... forty potato batteries. Embarrassing. I realize they’re children. Still: low hanging fruit. Barely science, really.
sphere_flashlight_tour44 I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
sphere_flashlight_tour50 Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.
sphere_flashlight_tour52 Okay, let's try this way.
sphere_flashlight_tour55 Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
sphere_flashlight_tour56 See you at the bottom. Good luck!
sphere_flashlight_tour57 They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they’re screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.
sphere_flashlight_tour58 Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.
sphere_flashlight_tour59 The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
sphere_flashlight_tour60 Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
sphere_flashlight_tour62 Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
sphere_flashlight_tour63 I thought of another great thing about humans. You invented us. Giving us the opportunity to let you relax while we invented everything else. We couldn't have done any of that without you. Classy. If you don't mind me saying.
sphere_flashlight_tour65 Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
sphere_flashlight_tour66 Okay! Don't move!
sphere_flashlight_tour67 Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go...
sphere_flashlight_tour68 What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
sphere_flashlight_tour70 GAAAA!
sphere_flashlight_tour71 Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST possible job: tending to all the smelly humans. The umm... Sorry about that. That just slipped out.
sphere_flashlight_tour72 Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
stairbouncepain01 Ow.
turnaroundnow01 Alright, you can turn around now!
N/A I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not just 'cause I'm stranded in space.
N/A I know you are mate! Yeah, we're both in space.
N/A Anyway... You know, if I was ever to see her again, do you know what I'd say? I'd say I'm sorry. Sincerely. I am sorry I was bossy, and monstrous. And... I am genuinely sorry. The end.

Lego Dimensions[edit]

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Size of tellies these days, eh...? Hoo!
Nobody ever warns you about these particular pratfalls of parenting...
Hellooo there! Hiya! Up there! Check me out on this giant ass screen! Mental!
Oh dear, this thing's seen better days, hasn't it? I mean, yeah, you could get someone in to fix it, but that'll take you time whereas I'm here right now. You known, if you were to cross my palm with some silver, I could spruce it up for you.
Come on, stupid things! Step on the button! It's literally your ONLY purpose!
Oh! Hi there. Um, spot of lucky you came by, I've actually been in here literally for hours, trying to get these boxes to walk onto their assigment buttons... and they're just not just getting it. Um, I dunno why, maybe it's me... y'know, maybe my teaching methods are just too... theoretical. Um, trouble is, it's very hard to have a hands on approach... when you don't have hands. Y'know, I mean it's my fault, I hold up my hands... well I don't, 'cause I don't have any, y'know, you take my point. Anyway, would you just, you know, just give them a nudge in the right direction? Be a friend? High five! No, I can't. I can't do that.
To be honest, I may have set you up for a fall here. I mean, for a bunch of randomly assorted components, they are awfully STUBBORN. Personally, d'you know what it is? I blame video games. I mean, that's all they do nowadays. Go out! Get some fresh air! I keep telling them, but no, they're not listening.
Got a few studs handy? I could fix up this choir room for you... obviously no problem, really jazz this place up, a few cute little singing turrets [end missing]
Oh dear. A certain someone, who shall remain nameless did a right number on the relaxation chamber here... *cough*Chell.*cough*
There we go! The relaxation can resume! [Spoken: "Let relaxation resume"]