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The following is a list of quotes from GLaDOS featured in various video games.

Poker Night 2

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Dota 2's Portal Pack

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Portal Pinball

Location: sounds

Filename(s)	Quote
vo_00_part1_success-1	Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
vo_01_part1_entry-1	You're doing very well!
vo_01_part2_entry-1	Please proceed to the chamberlock.
vo_02_part1_success-1	Once again, excellent work.
vo_03_part1_entry-2	Please be careful.
vo_04_part1_success-1	Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
vo_06_part1_success_2-1	Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
vo_08_part1_success-2	When the testing is over, you will be missed.
vo_09_part1_success-1	Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
vo_13_part1_end-1	You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
vo_13_part1_entry-1	The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
vo_anti_taunt10	Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?
vo_botcoop_intro02	The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
vo_coop_hub_track09	I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
vo_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12	All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
vo_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13	Game over. Back to testing.
vo_coop_test_chamber_both07	Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
vo_coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37	You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.
vo_coop_vault_intro01	Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
vo_epilogue03	Oh thank god, you're alright.
vo_epilogue28	It's been fun. Don't come back.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag02-1	Where are you?
vo_escape_00_part1_nag03-1	I know you're there. I can feel you here.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag04-1	What are you doing?
vo_escape_00_part1_nag05-1	You haven't escaped, you know.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag07-1	You're not even going the right way.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag08-1	Where do you think you're going?
vo_escape_00_part1_nag09-1	Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag10-1	I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag11-1	You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag12-1	It's not too late to turn back.
vo_escape_00_part1_nag17-1	Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
vo_escape_00_part2_nag01-1	I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
vo_escape_00_part2_nag02-1	I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
vo_escape_00_part2_nag03-1	This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
vo_escape_01_part1_nag03-1	This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
vo_escape_01_part1_nag11-1	That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
vo_escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1	Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
vo_escape_02_ballhitpain-02	[PAIN NOISE]
vo_jailbreak04	Don't listen to him. Jump.
vo_jailbreak12	Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
vo_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04	That isn't science.
vo_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01	Your test times show you are going too slowly.
vo_mp_coop_doors01a	Excellent work.
vo_mp_coop_doors02a	Good job.
vo_mp_coop_doors04a	You are doing wonderfully.
vo_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02	Your failing does not make this science.
vo_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03	I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
vo_mp_coop_paint_come_along01	Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08	You did it!
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58	You can't give up now.
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71	This close and you are going to fail me?
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73	This isn't that hard.
vo_mp_coop_paint_walljumps04	Congratulations on passing that test.
vo_mp_coop_tbeam_end12	You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
vo_mp_credits32	Cheater.
vo_mp_death01	Just stop it already.
vo_mp_death05	You really don't need to keep failing.
vo_mp_death06	If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times.
vo_mp_death08	If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
vo_mp_death17	Did you think that would be funny?
vo_mp_death18	How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test.
vo_mp_death26	Was that necessary?
vo_mp_hub_return06a	Was that course too difficult?
vo_mp_hubreturn01	Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
vo_mp_subterfuge35	Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
vo_mp_taunts03	You're doing a great job of disappointing me.
vo_prehub14	You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message.
vo_prehub34	This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.
vo_prehub35	Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum.
vo_sp_a2_bridge_intro01	These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it.
vo_sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01	No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
vo_sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02	Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do.
vo_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02	This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work.
vo_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek	Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
vo_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01	Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.
vo_sp_laser_over_goo_completion01	I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
vo_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01	I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
vo_sp_sabotage_glados_confused04	...What are you doing?...
vo_taunt_big_wave07	Yes, I see you waving.
vo_taunt_cannonball01	Good job jumping. You must be very proud.
vo_taunt_highfive01	That is not part of the test.
vo_taunt_highfive03	Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
vo_taunt_laugh01	You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
vo_taunt_robot_arm_ripple01	Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning.
vo_taunt_robot_arm_ripple04	Look at you. Dancing.
vo_taunt_rockpaperscissors01	I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
vo_taunt_somersault03	If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
vo_testchambermisc12	Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing.
vo_testchambermisc15	Anything? Take your time.
vo_turret_intro01	This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck.

Lego Dimensions

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Quote
Oh, It's you. Again. I'd hoped you'd have been eaten by a deer by now.
You know, I'm pretty sure I saw that deer again. It was running outside. You should go and take a look. I promise I won't lock you out.
You know, most people would have taken my offer of freedom and just run with it. But not you. You just can't get enough of testing, can you? Don't worry, I get it.
I'd take care if I were you... the weight testing of the Aperture Science Hard Light Bridges had to be [Spoken: "was"] cancelled due to sudden... staff redundancies. I'm sure YOU'll be fine, though.
Well done, you successfully—Oh? I'm sorry. That was one of the CHILDREN tests. How did that one get in there? ... Well, you still did VERY WELL to complete it.
I'm sure you're quite happy wandering around doing what you do best - aimlessly destroying things - but perhaps you could take a moment out of your busy schedule to perform a quick test?
You remember that time I promised you cake, and you had this misguided impression that it was all a ruse and I was actually trying to lure you to an untimely end? Well, I hope you prepared to eat humble pie, because there is indeed a cake waiting for you somewhere in the facility, and its location is particularly non-lethal.
Well, aren't you an angry beaver. And I assure you, that's not a comment on your dental... arrangement. Shall we begin the next test?
This next test involves "Aperture Science Material Wealth Incrementation Spheres". Based on its current data detailing your pathological compulsion to collect everything in sight, the Enrichment Centre has every confidence in your success. Collect spheres will only count towards the test when returned to his point.
While speed is not technically a marking criteria for this test, the Enrichment Centre would like to remind test subjects of the German proverb: "The late comer is ill-lodged. And not very good at testing." Food for thought.
What are you doing back there? Before you start believing every insane mantra you see scrawled on a wall, I should mention that a few of my former test subjects went a little, well, insane, [Spoken: "crazy"] in non-test-related circumstances.
The Enrichment Centre advises that despite their nutritious appearance, the Material Wealth Incrementation Spheres are not edible. The Enrichment Centre takes no responsibility for the loss of teeth, or life, cause by attempting to eat one.

Robot Repair

Location: sounds/aperture/vo/glados

Filename(s)	Quote
vr_glados_congratulations	Congratulations on your quota-filling promotion, by the way. You've opened all our eyes to what humans can achieve when you put your tiny little minds to it.
vr_glados_dont_listen_to_him	Don't listen to him, you'll be fine. Also, let's be honest: your first day's been a bit of a disaster. It's probably not the worst thing if you died.
vr_glados_think_youre_overqualified	Honestly I think you're overqualified for robot repair. I've got a better assignment for you.
vr_end_glados_goodbye	Goodbye.
vr_glados_has_to_say_that	That's a recording. He has to say that.
vr_end_glados_i_want_you_to_know	I want you to know at first I was against this human diversity outreach program. But now, watching you flail around like a sweaty pile of ham, I see I was wrong. It's hilarious.
vr_end_glados_has_to_say_that	That's a recording. He has to say that. Get out.
vr_glados_oh_its_you	I don't believe it. What kind of robot can't handle the simplest--oh, it's you.
vr_end_glados_better_assignment	Honestly I think you're overqualified for robot repair. I've got a better assignment for you. I want you invent a new word that means "You're fired," only more cruel and conclusive. Then write it on a piece of paper, put your name under it, and give it to yourself. Try not to burn the room down with the pen.