Isaac Kleiner/Quotes/Half-Life 2 episodes

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The following is a list of quotes from Isaac Kleiner, from Half-Life 2: Episode One and Half-Life 2: Episode Two.

Half-Life 2: Episode One

Citadel's foot

Location: sound/vo/episode_1/intro

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_citadelabove01	Oh dear, Eli, I'm sorry, but...surely there's no need for undue alarm?
kl_citadelabove02	Alyx is well out of harm's way by now.
kl_damage / kl_damage01 to kl_damage03	The manner in which these exceedingly rare quantum effects percolate up into the physical plane will be fascinating to witness-however, not at first hand. The ravages to cellular material are unimaginable.
kl_damage04	Although, I suppose we really should send a foray party for specimens at some point after the event.
kl_hopeyoufar	Oh, Alyx, my dear, I do hope you are far, far away from the Citadel.	N/A
kl_imsorryeli01	I'm sorry, Eli, but I don't see any other way.	N/A
kl_imsorryeli02	It would help us evacuate more citizens....	N/A
kl_insufficient	What? Oh dear! But there's really no time! The core is exceedingly close to collapse. Why, there's no way to get far enough without first...well...nothing short of a direct intervention in the core could possibly retard the reaction.	N/A
kl_intothecore	Into the core, yes. But it's far too dangerous to consider. The chamber will be bathed in radiation.	N/A
kl_noquestion01	There's no question that it will, I'm afraid.	N/A
kl_noquestion02	Our remote sensors indicate the process is accelerating toward a dark-energy flare.	N/A
kl_noquestion03	We are rapidly approaching the point of no return.	N/A
kl_vicinity	Anyone left in the vicinity will be subjected to energetic events whose effects are beyond my powers of speculation.	N/A

Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Victory Mine

Location: sound/vo/outland_01/intro

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_transmit_callmag01	Magnusson, did you hear that?
kl_transmit_callmag02	I'll bet it's the Combine portal code!
kl_transmit_data	Data? From the Citadel?
kl_transmit_goodness	Alyx — my goodness — is that really you?
kl_transmit_monitor	Oh yes, we've been monitoring the situation. The raw discharge of the melt-down has been focused into a coherent beam of portal energy.
kl_transmit_neversaid	Well, I can see that, I never said—
kl_transmit_superportal01	Yes. What you're seeing is the infancy of a superportal.
kl_transmit_superportal02	If it attains full strength...

White Forest

Pre rocket launch

Location: sound/vo/outland_11a/silo

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_silo_agreed01	Agreed!	N/A
kl_silo_agreed02	The Combine encroaches.	N/A
kl_silo_arrived	Good grief! Eli! Why didn't you tell me they'd arrived?
kl_silo_auxil01	Just let me start the decoding process,
kl_silo_auxil02	and then we can view it in the auxiliary control room.
kl_silo_berightthere	I'll hurry it along, Magnusson.
kl_silo_comein	Eli, Eli? Are you there?	N/A
kl_silo_delight	My dear, what a relief—not to mention a delight—to see you here at last!
kl_silo_devised01	Indeed yes.	N/A
kl_silo_devised02	magnusson designed a xenium resonator that once in orbital range will activate the old array and effectively turn it into a shield.	N/A
kl_silo_devised03	with sub dimensional properties.	N/A
kl_silo_emergency01	oh dear. On second thought, maybe you shouldn't send gordon just yet.	N/A
kl_silo_emergency02	what's that?	N/A
kl_silo_emergency03	well I can't let him in	N/A
kl_silo_emergency04	the emergency doors will have sealed up tight.	N/A
kl_silo_emergency05	oh fie!	N/A
kl_silo_emergency06	There's been a breach	N/A
kl_silo_emergency07	I hope magnusson's provided for contingencies	N/A
kl_silo_fiethecode01	Oh fie, the code.
kl_silo_fiethecode02	Yes, Magnusson, it just needs a little bit longer!
kl_silo_findus	You'll find us in the auxiliary control room.	N/A
kl_silo_fond01	As you're so fond of pointing out	N/A
kl_silo_fond02	you've gotten this far without us.	N/A
kl_silo_givenup01	Oh yes, quite real, despite its almost legendary stature.
kl_silo_givenup02	Our peers at Aperture Science were at work on a project of some promise, but in their rush to beat Black Mesa for funding, they must have compromised ordinary standards of risk. We heard their research vessel had simply disappeared. Vanished - with all hands... even part of the dry dock!
kl_silo_givenup03	Few believed the Borealis would ever be seen again.
kl_silo_goingover01	yes, I'll give it a thorough going over when time permits but first...
kl_silo_goingover02	let me find the transmission
kl_silo_goldmine01	Well, yes, there's always a risk, Eli.
kl_silo_goldmine_01a	Well...	N/A
kl_silo_goldmine_01b	Yes...	N/A
kl_silo_goldmine_01c	There's always a risk, Eli.	N/A
kl_silo_goldmine02	But my goodness, we have coordinates...blueprints...hailing frequencies...
kl_silo_goldmine03	Quite ingenious of Dr. Mossman, to hide it all in the carrier wave.
kl_silo_headway01	Well, it's all but certain she found borealis	N/A
kl_silo_headway02	It bears all the hallmarks of Aperture Science.	N/A
kl_silo_headway03	however, I've made very little headway with the data itself	N/A
kl_silo_headway04	I could use Gordon's assistance, if you could spare him.	N/A
kl_silo_hev	And Gordon. I see you and the HEV suit have taken excellent care of each other.
kl_silo_hm	Hmmm.
kl_silo_idontbelieveit01	[Gasp!] It's the...Borealis!
kl_silo_incredible	Incredible!
kl_silo_inorder01	Everything seems to be in order.
kl_silo_inorder02	I only wonder...
kl_silo_ionlymeant	Good grief, I only meant they might...
kl_silo_ireally	But we don't know for sure—
kl_silo_keeponthis	I'll be back as soon as I finish.
kl_silo_least	The least he could do is say hello.	N/A
kl_silo_lookaround01	it appears gordon wishes to examine the so called spearhead missile.	N/A
kl_silo_lookaround02	Why, his restless spirit embodies the very essence of scientific inquiry.	N/A
kl_silo_lookaround03	He reminds me so much of myself at his age.	N/A
kl_silo_neverfear01	and so we shall.	N/A
kl_silo_neverfear02	I'll get right to work on the analysis	N/A
kl_silo_nevermind	Well, never mind him.	N/A
kl_silo_nostoppingher	There was no stopping her, Eli.
kl_silo_noweli01	Now, Eli... The only thing worse than Judith falling into their hands would be if they should get a hold of you. She may know the particulars of the Borealis, but you...you know everything about the resistance!
kl_silo_nowfound	Ah, but now that we've found it, we can use it against the Combine!
kl_silo_nowmag	Now listen here, Magnusson, there's no call for hurtful comments.	N/A
kl_silo_nowmag01	Now listen here, Magnusson.
kl_silo_nowmag02	There's no call for hurtful comments.
kl_silo_nownow01	Don't worry, Eli.	N/A
kl_silo_nownow02	I'm sure Dr. Mossman is all right.	N/A
kl_silo_nownow03	She's nothing if not resourceful.	N/A
kl_silo_onceinplace01	once in place, it will block combine access to earth, even if they do manage to restore their portal network	N/A
kl_silo_onceinplace02	which is starting to seem ever more likely.	N/A
kl_silo_rawtrans01	why, even a fragment of a raw transmission will give us penetrating insight into	N/A
kl_silo_rawtrans02	well, it's unimaginable.	N/A
kl_silo_rawtrans03	and it's all right here you say?	N/A
kl_silo_reunion01	I can't get over this	N/A
kl_silo_reunion02	it's as if we've brought back the original black mesa science team for a grand reunion.	N/A
kl_silo_reunion03	minus one or two titular functionaries we are almost certainly better without	N/A
kl_silo_samearray01	yes, the array has lain dormant since you so ably annihilated the nihilanth.	N/A
kl_silo_samearray02	however, recently we've hit upon a brilliant plan to reverse the portal's polarity	N/A
kl_silo_sayinghello01	All right, all right.
kl_silo_sayinghello02	I was just saying hello to Alyx and Gordon.
kl_silo_sendhim	go ahead and send him through.	N/A
kl_silo_shoulddoit	ah, this should do it.	N/A
kl_silo_signature01	unfortunately, it's impossible to do more than guess at that portal's specific signature.	N/A
kl_silo_signature02	at least until they've reestablished contact with the combine overworld.	N/A
kl_silo_signature03	at which time it would be too late to prevent reinvasion.	N/A
kl_silo_signature04	if we knew the signal characteristics we could selectively block combine access while allowing ourselves to teleport freely.	N/A
kl_silo_signature05	but, that is such a remote possibility	N/A
kl_silo_signature06	none dare bank upon it.	N/A
kl_silo_smallcrew	she took a small crew and flew north... shortly after we flew to white forest.	N/A
kl_silo_somethingelse01	Wait a moment...
kl_silo_somethingelse02	There's something else here.
kl_silo_superb	superb work in delaying the citadel core reaction, you two! It must have been quite exciting.	N/A
kl_silo_thereweare	There we are.	N/A
kl_silo_tour	you can give him the full tour later, magnusson	N/A
kl_silo_trove01	well, this is quite the treasure trove
kl_silo_trove02	it would appear you've plundered the citadel storehouse like a pair of latter-day data pirates
kl_silo_trove2_alt	it would appear you've plundered the citadel storehouse like a	N/A
kl_silo_waste01	But think of the advantage for humanity! We can't simply waste all that potential.
kl_silo_wellseeyou	We'll see you in the auxiliary control room.	N/A
kl_silo_whatmean	my dear, what do you mean?	N/A
kl_silo_whatsthis	what's this?	N/A
kl_silo_wheredata01	Oh, never mind him.
kl_silo_wheredata02	Now, my dear, where is this data packet you've been carrying?
kl_silo_wheredata03	If I delay a single moment, I'll never hear the end of it.
kl_silo_yesyes	Yes, yes! Of course!
kl_silo_resume	Shall we resume?	N/A

Rocket launch and finale

Location: sound/vo/outland_12a/launch

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
kl_launch_1	One...
kl_launch_10	T minus ten...
kl_launch_2	Two...
kl_launch_3	Three...
kl_launch_4	Four...
kl_launch_5	Five...
kl_launch_6	Six...
kl_launch_7	Seven...
kl_launch_8	Eight...
kl_launch_9	Nine...
kl_launch_anomaly01	Wait a moment...
kl_launch_anomaly02	I'm seeing a payload anomaly of approximately eight and a half pounds.
kl_launch_atlast	At last!
kl_launch_awe01	[Sounds of wordless awe]
kl_launch_awe02	Great Scott!	N/A
kl_launch_awe03	Look at it go!	N/A
kl_launch_awe04	Yes!	N/A
kl_launch_awe05	Yes!
kl_launch_awe06	[Sounds of wordless awe]	N/A
kl_launch_awe07	Look!	N/A
kl_launch_awe08	Look!	N/A
kl_launch_awe09	Fly, you beautiful bird!	N/A
kl_launch_awe10	Oh...	N/A
kl_launch_awe11	There it goes...	N/A
kl_launch_awe12	We're off!	N/A
kl_launch_awe13	Yes.	N/A
kl_launch_awe14	Yes.	N/A
kl_launch_bestofluck01	Of course.	N/A
kl_launch_bestofluck02	Best of luck, you two.	N/A
kl_launch_button01	The button, Gordon?	N/A
kl_launch_button02	Oh...	N/A
kl_launch_button03	If you don't mind?	N/A
kl_launch_check01a	Tested and operational.
kl_launch_check01b	What's this one? "Flight termination system...check links with backup range safety sites..."?
kl_launch_check02	Pre-flight alignment complete.
kl_launch_check03	Check.	N/A
kl_launch_check04	Check-check-check.
kl_launch_check05	Did you do that?
kl_launch_check06	Completed, of course.
kl_launch_check07	Well, the precision of those readings is not to my liking, but we'll have to make do with what we have.
kl_launch_check08	Reporting normal.
kl_launch_check09	Naturally, some time ago.
kl_launch_check10	Of course.
kl_launch_check11	No, of course not.
kl_launch_check12	Yes, yes.
kl_launch_congrats01	attention, your attention please. Congratulations to the staff and residents of white forest.	N/A
kl_launch_congrats02	woodland creatures excepted	N/A
kl_launch_curtail01	although we hate to curtail the spontaneous festivities or otherwise interfere with the celebratory air	N/A
kl_launch_curtail02>	we must ask all personnel to take cover immediately in order to ensure the vicinity is clear for launch	N/A
kl_launch_curtail03	it would certainly put a dampen on the natural outpourings of goodwill if any of our stalwarts were rendered crispy in the super-heated flames of the victory launch	N/A
kl_launch_excuseme01	Excuse me.	N/A
kl_launch_excuseme02	Pardon me.	N/A
kl_launch_excuseme03	Excuse me, Gordon.	N/A
kl_launch_fever01	I believe I've just learned the meaning of the phenomenon described as feverish anticipation	N/A
kl_launch_fever02	I've always believed it a figure of speech	N/A
kl_launch_fever03	but suddenly I'm	N/A
kl_launch_fever04	quite warm	N/A
kl_launch_finger	We await only the push of a highly trained finger.	N/A
kl_launch_fruition01	the fruition of your many years of service and devotion are about to reach their culmination	N/A
kl_launch_fruition02	we fully expect this to be a glorious and transcendent moment for human civilization.	N/A
kl_launch_high5a	Well, I, oh—	N/A
kl_launch_high5b	yes indeed	N/A
kl_launch_high5c	very nice	N/A
kl_launch_high5d	I suppose there's something to be said for physical reinforcement of the intellectual bond.	N/A
kl_launch_high5e	[sniff]	N/A
kl_launch_lamarr01	Now...hm...	N/A
kl_launch_lamarr02	Has anyone seen Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_lookup01	Eli! Gordon! Alyx! Look at the portal
kl_launch_lookup02	We've activated the resonator.
kl_launch_lookup03	This is it!
kl_launch_morelamarr01	Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr02	Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr03	Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr04	Where the devil have you gotten to?	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr05	Hedy?	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr06	Oh dear...	N/A
kl_launch_morelamarr07	Has anyone seen Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_neverfear01	Just as soon as this is wrapped up.
kl_launch_neverfear02	I wouldn't dream of letting you go without a proper goodbye!
kl_launch_palamarr	Attention, attention, all personnel. Has anyone seen Lamarr?	N/A
kl_launch_permorbit01	the payload capsule itself will not enter a permanent orbit until sometime afterward	N/A
kl_launch_permorbit02	here.	N/A
kl_launch_permorbit03	at which point we can test the stability of the system	N/A
kl_launch_permorbit04	however, we should see the first effects almost immediately.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing01	My goodness...
kl_launch_portalclosing02	Oh — look at that!	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing03	The resonator seems to be taking hold.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing04	The portal has been neutralized!
kl_launch_portalclosing05	Spectacular	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing06	What a relief.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing07	Marvelous.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing08	Well doesn't that beat all.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing09	There's hope after all.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing10	Safe again...for a time.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing11	I confess, I...had my doubts.	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing12	Yes, yes, we can all be proud of the effort—	N/A
kl_launch_portalclosing13	Now, Magnusson—
kl_launch_right01	That's right.	N/A
kl_launch_right02	If you please.	N/A
kl_launch_shortly01	I'm sure he'll be along shortly.	N/A
kl_launch_shortly02	This is rather unlike him.	N/A
kl_launch_show01	Once the rocket is in range of the portal, we'll be able to switch on the xenium resonator.
kl_launch_show02	There should be quite a show. Regrettably, I can't come out with you.
kl_launch_show03	Magnusson and I will need to keep a close eye on the rocket's trajectory
kl_launch_show04	So you can see	N/A
kl_launch_show05	here	N/A
kl_launch_show06	once we reach altitude, the existing satellite array will begin to reactivate.	N/A
kl_launch_sigh	[sigh...]
kl_launch_signoff01	All right, just let us secure our instruments and we will be over to see you off.	N/A
kl_launch_signoff02	Thank you, everyone. Signing off.	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe01	Oh!	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe02	Marvelous	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe03	Magnificent!	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe04	Ah, spectacular!	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe05	Oh, I hope Lamarr is watching	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe06	Oh...	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe07	Beautiful	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe08	splendid! Magnificent!	N/A
kl_launch_skyawe09	Oh, the corona!	N/A
kl_launch_theirsuccess	Yes, well, I think perhaps Gordon had something to do with their success.
kl_launch_ticking01	Too right!
kl_launch_ticking02	The clock is ticking.
kl_launch_use01	I can't be bothered right now.	N/A
kl_launch_use02	You will just have to wait until after the launch.	N/A
kl_launch_valiant01	You'll hear no objection from me.
kl_launch_valiant02	The launch would be all but impossible without his valiant efforts.	N/A
kl_launch_waxing01	[sniff]	N/A
kl_launch_waxing02	Gracious!	N/A
kl_launch_wedidit	We did it!
kl_launch_wedidit	Well, we can't proceed without Gordon.	N/A