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Original version of the prank page

Gman Stlaks and follaws da playar and wants ty rape him alypolyoyoyoy my roflcopter goes soi soi soi

Is what he says in the begining of the hael lief 2

He has like 5489075894 clones of him, but mainly the 12 follows you around

After it was "fixed" by a clueless anti-sabotager

SOMEBODY HAS SABOTAGED THIS PAGE. SOMEBODY, PLEASE, FIX IT. I CAN'T HELP - I DON'T HAVE ANY HALF-LIFE GAMES. I WON'T WIPE THE GALLERY, BUT CAN SOMEONE REPLACE THE PHOTOS IN IT? THANKS. A VISITOR CALLED Enzo

You, sir, are an id... eh... an anti-sabotager. Please, keep on reading.

G-Man is a character in the Half-Life video game series. He is an unplayable character and seems to be useless, but later on appears to be very important to the plot of the game though,It is unclear where he came from and why he tries to help the main player.^[1]

G-Man is always seen wearing a purple suit, and carrying a yellow suitcase. He is usually spotted either in random places watching the player and walks away, or actually directly communicates with the player. His role in the half-life series is unknown, and it seems that G-man is against the player at first, but later reveals he is actually helping the player.^[2]

Whenever G-man talks to you, you cannot usually move or do anything in particular (except look around) and he does not seem to move or touch anything and seems to have "supernatural abilities".^[3]

G-man appears in Half-life (and expansions) Half-life 2 (also in episode 1 and 2) and is most likely set to appear in episode 3.^[4]

His white face and his blue eyes show that he's probably using make-up, as he's, in fact, a drag queen.

In his spare time, the G-Man likes to dance ballet, sing musical theatre, and smoke weed; he also has a dog that he [inappropriate] every now and then