User:ARetardedPickle

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Christ, I haven't used this website in what, two years? Is this really what my page looked like? I'm ashamed of myself.

I'm a huge Half-Life/Portal fan just like everyone else here if you want to contact me go to my steam page http://steamcommunity.com/id/Aretardedpickle/ I'm just here to make minor edits and stuff like dat

Barney Calhoun bust.jpgThis user is still waiting for the beer Barney Calhoun owes them.

About Me[edit]

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ARetardedPickle
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

March 31st

Died

Some day...

Function(s) / Belongings
Rank / Occupation

Smart guy

Sponsor

Pepsi

Weapons

Homemade axe

Equipment

Laptop computer, Samsung phone

Vehicles

Ram 1500(As passenger)

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Hair color

Black

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

21st Century

Faction

Myself

Voice sample(s)
"I'm gonna be pissin' ice-sickles by the time I get home"
― Me walking home from school


My Shiz

A Collection of my Favorite Quotes[edit]

"A Nuu Cheeki Breeki IV DAMki"
― Some Ukrainian Bloke
"CAN'T CATCH ME SCRUB"
― A baby
"Use the force, Luke"
― Dumbledore
"L O D S OF E M O N E WOTS DAT SPELL?"
― Harry Enfield
"It's in your mother's anus"
― My dad
"9/10 Too much swastika"
― IGN
"Grand Theft Auto on an Enigma Machine"
― Shrek
"I'm kicking a fetus in it's fuckin' head"
― Uncle Jobel
"God has a hard-on for Marines!"
― A Hecu Soldier