User:Sandvich18/Sandbox2

The following is a list of quotes from Wheatley.

Portal 2

Location: sound/vo/wheatley

Filename(s)	Quote	Play
a1_wakeup_pinchergrab01	Oh no! nonononono!	a1 wakeup pinchergrab01.ogg]]
a1_wakeup_pinchergrab02	Oh no no no... No! Nooo!	a1 wakeup pinchergrab02.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test01	Here we go! Now do it again!	bw a4 2nd first test01.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve02	Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here somewhere.	bw a4 2nd first test solve02.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve03	Oh! Here we go...	bw a4 2nd first test solve03.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve05	Annnnnnnnd... Nothing.	bw a4 2nd first test solve05.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags01	Go on.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags01.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags02	Come on, you've already solved it.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags02.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags03	Come on, you've already solved it once. Less than a minute ago you solved this puzzle. Do it again, please.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags03.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags04	One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags04.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags05	You just beat this test. Literally twenty seconds ago.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags05.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags06	*cough* Button.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags06.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags07	*cough* Button. Button.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags07.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags08	*cough cough* Pressthebutton.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags08.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags09	*cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags09.ogg]]
bw_a4_2nd_first_test_solve_nags10	*cough* Press the button, would you?	bw a4 2nd first test solve nags10.ogg]]
bw_a4_big_idea01	Oh, that felt really good.	bw a4 big idea01.ogg]]
bw_a4_big_idea02	Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just keep solving THIS test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier.	bw a4 big idea02.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap01	Hello! This is the part where I kill you.	bw a4 death trap01.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape02	No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please.	bw a4 death trap escape02.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape03	Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back.	bw a4 death trap escape03.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape04	Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing.	bw a4 death trap escape04.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape05	Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?	bw a4 death trap escape05.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape06	Do you remember when we were friends?	bw a4 death trap escape06.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape07	Ah, friendship. Friendly times. We had a lot of good times, do you remember? Back in the old days.	bw a4 death trap escape07.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_escape10	Oo! I've got an idea!	bw a4 death trap escape10.ogg]]
bw_a4_death_trap_nags04	No no no! Don't do that! Stand right there! [to self] Start the machine start the machine start the machine...	bw a4 death trap nags04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback01	Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me?	bw a4 finale01 cameback01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags01	Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags02	You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags03	Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags04	And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags05	And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there!	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_cameback_nags06	Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?	bw a4 finale01 cameback nags06.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_killyou01	Ahh. What?	bw a4 finale01 killyou01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_killyou09	Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.	bw a4 finale01 killyou09.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_killyou11	Pshh. Really? And do what, exactly?	bw a4 finale01 killyou11.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_smash02	YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope.	bw a4 finale01 smash02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale01_smash03	Fine. Let the games begin.	bw a4 finale01 smash03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexita01	No wait, come back. Sorry. Please. I was going somewhere with that.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexita01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb01	And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb02	Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitb03	So twisty you might even call it spinning. MOO HOO HA HA HA Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_earlyexitc01	Alright, fine. I'm not saying another word until you do it properly. I'm sick of this.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitc01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_escape01	No!	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap escape01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeama01	Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeama01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeama02	And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeama02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeamb01	FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeamb01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeamc01	Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeamc01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_intro01	Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap intro01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_intro02	Anyway, new turrets. Not defective. Ace of fours. The best hand. Unbeatable, I imagine.	bw a4 finale02 beamtrap intro02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_escape01	Where'd you go?	bw a4 finale02 mashplate escape01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_escape02	Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!	bw a4 finale02 mashplate escape02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro01	Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.	bw a4 finale02 mashplate intro01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro05	Holmes versus Moriarty.	bw a4 finale02 mashplate intro05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_intro07	Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate!	bw a4 finale02 mashplate intro07.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing01	Stay still, please.	bw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing02	Alright, stop moving.	bw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_mashplate_mashing04	Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!	bw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse01	Did something break back there?	bw a4 finale02 pipe collapse01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse02	Oh! Oh! Did it kill you? Oh, that would be amazing if it killed you.	bw a4 finale02 pipe collapse02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse03	Hello?	bw a4 finale02 pipe collapse03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_pipe_collapse04	Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.	bw a4 finale02 pipe collapse04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_trapintro01	Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...	bw a4 finale02 trapintro01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_trapintro02	Don't mind me. Continue escaping.	bw a4 finale02 trapintro02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_enter01	Ha! Death trap!	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap enter01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_exit01	Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap exit01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags01	Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags02	Silently killing you. Probably. If I had to guess.	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags03	Ah! Perhaps the turrets have found a way to use garrotes. That would explain the extremely... quiet killing. That I'm hearing.	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags04	If you're dying, but not dead, stomp once. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. And two stomps if you're not dead. Lemme just run through that again: If you're dying but not dead stomp just once. If you're dead, obviously you won't be stomping. And if you're not dead, give me two stomps.	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags05	You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale02_turrettrap_nags06	Okay, that's long enough. Are you dead yet? How about now?	bw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags06.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_escape01	Okay, I'll take that as a no, then. Fine. Well. May the best man win. Sphere. May the best sphere win. Swap that in. Much more clever. Books.	bw a4 finale03 escape01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_escape02	Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.	bw a4 finale03 escape02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_playerdies01	Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.	bw a4 finale03 playerdies01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech01	Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.	bw a4 finale03 speech01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech02	There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.	bw a4 finale03 speech02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech03	I'll be honest: The death traps have been a bit of a failure so far. For both of us. I think you'll agree. And you are getting very close to my lair.	bw a4 finale03 speech03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech04	'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.	bw a4 finale03 speech04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech05	So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.	bw a4 finale03 speech05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech06	Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises: just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.	bw a4 finale03 speech06.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech07	So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again: not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.	bw a4 finale03 speech07.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech08	The masher does work. I should point that out. I know we've had a couple of problems in the past. This masher definitely works and it will kill you. If that's one of your concerns about jumping in, the masher will kill you. Painless. Well, it won't be painless, obviously. But it will mash you up.	bw a4 finale03 speech08.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech09	In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.	bw a4 finale03 speech09.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech10	Plus, I put a lot of effort in getting this lair ready for you. It'd certainly teach me a lesson if you simply died, painlessly, twenty feet from the door. I'd be furious. I'd be like RRRRR. I got my just desserts. No more than I deserve. Why not teach me a lesson by jumping in the old masher?	bw a4 finale03 speech10.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech11	I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.	bw a4 finale03 speech11.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech12	And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.	bw a4 finale03 speech12.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale03_speech13	Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think	bw a4 finale03 speech13.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts01	Where are you going? Don't run! Don't run! I'll tell you why you shouldn't run: The harder you breathe, the more neurotoxin you'll inhale. It's bloody clever, this stuff. Seriously, it's devilish.	bw a4 finale04 bombtaunts01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts02	Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.	bw a4 finale04 bombtaunts02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts03	Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.	bw a4 finale04 bombtaunts03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts11	Look out! I'm right behind you! No, of course I'm not. Saw through that too. Forty feet tall, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse. To be honest. Still a giant robot, though.	bw a4 finale04 bombtaunts11.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_introb01	Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.	bw a4 finale04 introb01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_introb02	So, let's call that three minutes, and then a minute break, which should leave a leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever's starting all these fires. So anyway, that's the itinerary.	bw a4 finale04 introb02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_intro_all01 to bw_a4_finale04_intro_all05	Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One: No portal surfaces. Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately. Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking. Of course. Goodbye.	bw_a4_finale04_intro_all.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa01	Ahhh... Wha- What happened?	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa02	What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa03	Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa04	Oh, it's a core you've put on me! Who told you to do that? Was it her? [as if he's looking around] It's just making me stronger, luv! It's a fool's errand!	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa05	Are you trying to weigh me down? Think I'll fall out of the ceiling? Won't work. I'm not just quite brilliant, I'm also quite strong. Biggest muscle in my body: my brain. Second biggest: My muscles. So, it's not going to work. Clearly.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa06	Did you put a virus in them? It's not going to work either. I've got a firewall, mate. Literally, actually, now that I look around. There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place. Alarming. To say the least.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa06.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa07	In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa07.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa08	Alright, then. Let us see... 'Vital maintenance protocols.' Wow, there are a lot of them. Should have looked into this earlier. Well, let's try this: [reading while typing] DO THEM. [failure buzzer]. Fair enough. Maybe it's a password.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa08.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa09	A, A, A, A, A, A. [NNNT!] No. A, A, A, A, A, B. [NNNT!] Hold on, I've done both of these. Skip ahead. A, B, C... D, G, H.[DING!]	bw a4 finale04 wakeupa09.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb01	Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb02	All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb03	Nobody is going to space, mate!	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb04	And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb04.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb05	Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little accident. Doesn't he? 'Falls' off his management rail. Doesn't he?	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb07	You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your best friend over here!	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb07.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb08	Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running the place, you conveniently decide to run off together. Just when I need you most.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb08.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb10	All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb10.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_wakeupb11	But the real point is - oh, oh! You know what I've just remembered? Football! Kicking a ball around for fun. Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor. Should have seen this coming.	bw a4 finale04 wakeupb11.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break01	No! Don't! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break02	Ha... That sounded real. No! That was actually an impression of you. Actually. Because you just fell into my trap. My brilliant trap. Just then. I wanted you to trick me into bursting that pipe. You didn't trick me. Seemingly trick me. Gives you false hope. Leads to overconfidence. And that leads to mistakes. Fatal mistakes. It's all part of my plan.	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break02.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break03	Oh, but I just... have made my actual first mistake... by telling you my plan. Just now. Grrr... It's me old Achilles heel again. Armed with that knowledge, I imagine you won't even use the conversion gel. Oh fate! Oh cruel mistress.	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break05	That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break05.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break06	And you'll probably get ringworm. And Athlete's Foot. And... Cholera. Or something... Horrible. It's gonna be even worse than if I'd just blown you up.	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break06.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale04_whitegel_break07	But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.	bw a4 finale04 whitegel break07.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale_one01	SURPRISE! We're doing it NOW!	bw a4 finale one01.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale_one03	You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.	bw a4 finale one03.ogg]]
bw_a4_finale_one04	I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!	bw a4 finale one04.ogg]]
bw_a4_first_test02	You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]	bw a4 first test02.ogg]]
bw_a4_first_test_solve_nags02	Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.	bw a4 first test solve nags02.ogg]]
bw_a4_first_test_solve_nags03	I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.	bw a4 first test solve nags03.ogg]]
bw_a4_found_something01	I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!	bw a4 found something01.ogg]]
bw_a4_leave_nags01	MOVE.	bw a4 leave nags01.ogg]]
bw_a4_love_to_death02	Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...	bw a4 love to death02.ogg]]
bw_a4_love_to_death03	You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead.	bw a4 love to death03.ogg]]
bw_a4_love_to_death06	Only three more chambers until your big surprise! [maniacal laughter] Ohhh, that's tiring.	bw a4 love to death06.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags01	Go on.	bw a4 misc solve nags01.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags02	Come on, solve it!	bw a4 misc solve nags02.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags03	Sollllve it...	bw a4 misc solve nags03.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags04	SOLVE IT! Commanding voice...	bw a4 misc solve nags04.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags06	Go on!	bw a4 misc solve nags06.ogg]]
bw_a4_misc_solve_nags07	Finish it...	bw a4 misc solve nags07.ogg]]
bw_a4_more_tests01	It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!	bw a4 more tests01.ogg]]
bw_a4_more_tests02	Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.	bw a4 more tests02.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox01	Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!	bw a4 paradox01.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox02	Oh.	bw a4 paradox02.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox04	Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.	bw a4 paradox04.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox05	Huh. That was easy.	bw a4 paradox05.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox06	I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.	bw a4 paradox06.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox07	Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.	bw a4 paradox07.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox08	Hold on! I thought I fixed that.	bw a4 paradox08.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox09	There. Fixed.	bw a4 paradox09.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox10	Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.	bw a4 paradox10.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox11	Alright, get moving.	bw a4 paradox11.ogg]]
bw_a4_paradox12	Hello.	bw a4 paradox12.ogg]]
bw_a4_recapture03	Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling--okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!	bw a4 recapture03.ogg]]
bw_a4_recapture04	Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.	bw a4 recapture04.ogg]]
bw_a4_recapture05	You've got one hour! Solve it!	bw a4 recapture05.ogg]]
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch02	Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.	bw a4 speed tb catch02.ogg]]
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch03	Agh! You're alive! Great!	bw a4 speed tb catch03.ogg]]
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch05	Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.	bw a4 speed tb catch05.ogg]]
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch06	Not a problem. I'll make an exit.	bw a4 speed tb catch06.ogg]]
bw_a4_speed_tb_catch07	For your test.	bw a4 speed tb catch07.ogg]]
bw_a4_spike_smash01	Had a bit of a brain wave. There I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought, 'yes, it's deadly. But what's missing? What's missing?' And I thought lots of sharp bits welded onto the flat bits.	bw a4 spike smash01.ogg]]
bw_a4_spike_smash02	Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you, moments before crushing you. That's what I'm aiming for. But you know, small steps.	bw a4 spike smash02.ogg]]
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy01	Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.	bw a4 test solve reacs happy01.ogg]]
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy02	Oh! Yes. Well done.	bw a4 test solve reacs happy02.ogg]]
bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy05	Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.	bw a4 test solve reacs happy05.ogg]]
bw_a4_the_itch01	You have no idea what it's like in this body.	bw a4 the itch01.ogg]]
bw_a4_the_itch02	I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH. It must be hardwired into the system or something.	bw a4 the itch02.ogg]]
bw_a4_the_itch03	Oh! But when I DO test... ohhhhh, man alive! Nothing feels better. It's just... why I've gotta test, I've gotta test!	bw a4 the itch03.ogg]]
bw_a4_the_itch07	So... you're gonna test. I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE.	bw a4 the itch07.ogg]]
bw_a4_the_itch08	SHUT UP!	bw a4 the itch08.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro01	Wowwwww! Check me out, partner!	bw fgb body intro01.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro03	Whoa-ho-ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! It's not just me, right? I'm bloody massive, aren't I?	bw fgb body intro03.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro04	We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!	bw fgb body intro04.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro05	Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.	bw fgb body intro05.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro12	Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!	bw fgb body intro12.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro14	I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!	bw fgb body intro14.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro15	And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!	bw fgb body intro15.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro16	I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!	bw fgb body intro16.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro17	Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.	bw fgb body intro17.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro19	I can't get over how small you are!	bw fgb body intro19.ogg]]
bw_fgb_body_intro21	This body is amazing, seriously!	bw fgb body intro21.ogg]]
bw_fgb_heel_turn07	Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me!	bw fgb heel turn07.ogg]]
bw_fgb_heel_turn10	Ahhh...	bw fgb heel turn10.ogg]]
bw_fgb_heel_turn15	Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?	bw fgb heel turn15.ogg]]
bw_fgb_heel_turn21	I AM NOT! A MORON!	bw fgb heel turn21.ogg]]
bw_finale01_deathtrap04	Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.	bw finale01 deathtrap04.ogg]]
bw_finale02_spinnyblade03	Machiavellian!	bw finale02 spinnyblade03.ogg]]
bw_finale02_spinnyblade05	Spinny-blade-wall!	bw finale02 spinnyblade05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_button_press01	PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!	bw finale04 button press01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_button_press03	What, are you still alive? You are joking. You have got be kidding me. Well, I'm still in control. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.	bw finale04 button press03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_button_press04	You had to play bloody cat and mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're all going to pay the price. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE.	bw finale04 button press04.ogg]]
bw_finale04_button_press05	Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!	bw finale04 button press05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags01	No!	bw finale04 no nags01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags02	No!	bw finale04 no nags02.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags03	Do not press that button!	bw finale04 no nags03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags04	Do not do it!	bw finale04 no nags04.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags05	Do not press that button!	bw finale04 no nags05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags06	Do not press that button!	bw finale04 no nags06.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags07	Do not do it!	bw finale04 no nags07.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags08	Don't press the button!	bw finale04 no nags08.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags09	Come back!	bw finale04 no nags09.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags10	Don't press it! COME BACK!	bw finale04 no nags10.ogg]]
bw_finale04_no_nags11	I forbid you to press it!	bw finale04 no nags11.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens03	AHHHHHHH!	bw finale04 portal opens03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens13	Yeghh!	bw finale04 portal opens13.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens15	Yahh. Gehhh!	bw finale04 portal opens15.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens17	ahhhhEHHHHHH!	bw finale04 portal opens17.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short05	AH!	bw finale04 portal opens short05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short06	AH!	bw finale04 portal opens short06.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short07	AH!	bw finale04 portal opens short07.ogg]]
bw_finale04_portal_opens_short08	AH!	bw finale04 portal opens short08.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak01	Ohp! Where are you going? Nowhere. Not going anywhere. Got you trapped like a little jumpsuited rat.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak02	Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? Nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak02.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak03	You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak05	This would go a lot faster if you'd stay still. Then I'd have time to fix the facility. So one of us at least would live. No need to be selfish, luv, you're gonna die.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak06	I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak06.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak07	Remember when I first told you how to find that little portal thing you love so much? Thought you'd die on the way, if I'm honest. All the others did.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak07.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak08	You didn't think you were the first, did you? [laughs] No. Fifth. No, I lie: Sixth. Perhaps it's best to leave it to your imagination what happened to the other five...	bw finale04 pre pipebreak08.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak09	You know what? I think we're well past the point of tasteful restraint. So I'll tell you: they all died. Horrifically. Trying to get that portal device that you're gripping in your meaty little fingers there.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak09.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak10	But you were different weren't you? Such a good jumper. Problem solver. Clever. But ambitious. That's your Achilles Heel. Mine's-oh! Oh! Almost told you. Clever, clever girl. Again: brain damaged like a fox, you.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak10.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak11	We've had some times, haven't we? Like that time I jumped off my management rail, not sure if I'd die or not when I did, and all you had to do was catch me? Annnd you didn't. Did you? Ohhhh. You remember that? I remember that. I remember that all the time.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak11.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak12	And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak12.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak13	Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.	bw finale04 pre pipebreak13.ogg]]
bw_finale04_pre_pipebreak14	Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman. You and your little potato friend. This place would have been a triumph if it wasn't for you!	bw finale04 pre pipebreak14.ogg]]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro01	Ohhh. I see. [chuckle]	bw finale04 stalemate intro01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro03	What do you think?	bw finale04 stalemate intro03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro04	No! No! NONONO!	bw finale04 stalemate intro04.ogg]]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro05	Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...	bw finale04 stalemate intro05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_stalemate_intro06	Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.	bw finale04 stalemate intro06.ogg]]
bw_finale04_thorn01	You have been a thorn in my side long enough!	bw finale04 thorn01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal01	AH!	bw finale04 through portal01.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal02	SPACE!	bw finale04 through portal02.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal03	We're in space!	bw finale04 through portal03.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal04	Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!	bw finale04 through portal04.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal05	Let go!	bw finale04 through portal05.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal06	Let go of me!	bw finale04 through portal06.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal07	Oh no. Change of plans. Hold onto me. Tighter!	bw finale04 through portal07.ogg]]
bw_finale04_through_portal08	Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!	bw finale04 through portal08.ogg]]
bw_finale04_wakeupb01	I'll bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a 'reactor core'. I'll bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I'll bet that's all it is.	bw finale04 wakeupb01.ogg]]
bw_finale4_hackworked01	Hah! It bloody worked! I hacked it! Hacked. Properly. Properly hacked. Ha ha ha!	bw finale4 hackworked01.ogg]]
bw_finale4_hackworked02	Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.	bw finale4 hackworked02.ogg]]
bw_finale4_hackworked03	Undelete, undelete! Where's the undelete button?	bw finale4 hackworked03.ogg]]
bw_fire_lift02	Annnnd off we go!	bw fire lift02.ogg]]
bw_fire_lift03	And off we go.	bw fire lift03.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash06	Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.	bw screen smash06.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash11	You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're actually helping me by smashing them.	bw screen smash11.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash12	To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.	bw screen smash12.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash13	Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got anything better to do. I know I have. You've proven you can break screens. Proven. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you little miss clever. Little miss smashy-smash.	bw screen smash13.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash15	Does it actually make you feel good when you do that? Because it's not impressive. Noone's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive.	bw screen smash15.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash16	What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's crazy! You've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you have the energy to smash screens willy nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you. Have a nap.	bw screen smash16.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash20	Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.	bw screen smash20.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash21	Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!	bw screen smash21.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash28	You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?	bw screen smash28.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash30	It's not like I've got hordes of replacement monitors just lying around back here in the old warehouse that I can just wheel out an bolt back on. I didn't order in loads of spare monitors thinking some crazy woman was going to go around smashing them all. Sorry if that's my fault. Sorry if I didn't have the forethought to think oh she might go crazy one day instead of just getting on with things. Sorry I didn't think of that.	bw screen smash30.ogg]]
bw_screen_smash32	They're not even your screens to break. It's vandalism. It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do this if this was your house, would you? If I came around to your house smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious. And rightly so. Unbelievable.	bw screen smash32.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_actually01	But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]	bw sp a2 core actually01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_actually05	[laugh trailing off] Actually, why do we have to leave right now?	bw sp a2 core actually05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_actually06	Do you have any idea how good this feels?	bw sp a2 core actually06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn06	I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!	bw sp a2 core heelturn06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn08	Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?	bw sp a2 core heelturn08.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_heelturn09	Well, maybe it's time I did something then.	bw sp a2 core heelturn09.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response01	Sorry, what?	bw sp a2 core history response01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response05	I am NOT! A MORON!	bw sp a2 core history response05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response12	No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!	bw sp a2 core history response12.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_history_response13	No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!	bw sp a2 core history response13.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift01	There we go. Lift called.	bw sp a2 core lift01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags01	Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.	bw sp a2 core lift nags01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags02	Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.	bw sp a2 core lift nags02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags03	It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.	bw sp a2 core lift nags03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags04	Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.	bw sp a2 core lift nags04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags05	You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.	bw sp a2 core lift nags05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags06	Go on. Get in.	bw sp a2 core lift nags06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags07	Get in the lift.	bw sp a2 core lift nags07.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags08	The escape lift. Just there. Come on.	bw sp a2 core lift nags08.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags09	The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.	bw sp a2 core lift nags09.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags10	It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.	bw sp a2 core lift nags10.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags11	It'll be fine. Get in.	bw sp a2 core lift nags11.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_pitpunch02	Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?	bw sp a2 core pitpunch02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_pitpunch03	Uh oh.	bw sp a2 core pitpunch03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_potato01	See that?	bw sp a2 core potato01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_potato02	That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it.	bw sp a2 core potato02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_potato04	[laughs]	bw sp a2 core potato04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a2_core_spanish01	Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.	bw sp a2 core spanish01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_boxyell01	For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?	bw sp a4 intro boxyell01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_moat03	Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.	bw sp a4 intro moat03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_moat04	Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.	bw sp a4 intro moat04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone01	Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.	bw sp a4 intro notdone01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone02	You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.	bw sp a4 intro notdone02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_intro_notdone04	Door?	bw sp a4 intro notdone04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro01	Sorry! Sorry. My fault.	bw sp a4 jump polarity intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro03	Butterfingers.	bw sp a4 jump polarity intro03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro04	Carry on.	bw sp a4 jump polarity intro04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_jump_polarity_intro_solve01	[disinterested] Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...	bw sp a4 jump polarity intro solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro01	Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.	bw sp a4 laser catapult intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro02	Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.	bw sp a4 laser catapult intro02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_solve01	You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are you making this so HARD for me?	bw sp a4 laser catapult solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform11	Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.	bw sp a4 laser platform11.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro02	Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.	bw sp a4 laser platform intro02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro03	Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.	bw sp a4 laser platform intro03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro05	Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.	bw sp a4 laser platform intro05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro06	I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.	bw sp a4 laser platform intro06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_solve01	Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.	bw sp a4 laser platform solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam04	Might as well give you the tour.	bw sp a4 laser platform tbeam04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam05	To your left... you'll see some lights of some kind. Don't know what they do. But very sciencey anyway.	bw sp a4 laser platform tbeam05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam06	And to your right, something huge hurtling towards you OH GOD RUN! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.	bw sp a4 laser platform tbeam06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam_drop01	Are you alright back there? Here, I'll turn the beam off.	bw sp a4 laser platform tbeam drop01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_tbeam_drop02	Waitwaitwait. Ohhhh. Not helpful. Rrrrrg. Don't know why I thought that would help.	bw sp a4 laser platform tbeam drop02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_intro04	There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.	bw sp a4 speed tb catch intro04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_solve01	After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.	bw sp a4 speed tb catch solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_solve02	Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.	bw sp a4 speed tb catch solve02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro01	Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.	bw sp a4 stop the box intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro02	What was that?	bw sp a4 stop the box intro02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_intro03	Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.	bw sp a4 stop the box intro03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_missedme01	Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.	bw sp a4 stop the box missedme01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve01	Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?	bw sp a4 stop the box solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve02	Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.	bw sp a4 stop the box solve02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_stop_the_box_solve04	No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?	bw sp a4 stop the box solve04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro09	Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?	bw sp a4 tb catch intro09.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro11	Yeah, doubt it.	bw sp a4 tb catch intro11.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro13	Well, on with the test.	bw sp a4 tb catch intro13.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro14	Wish there was more books! But there's not.	bw sp a4 tb catch intro14.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_solve02	NNGH! It's not enough! If I'm such a moron, why can't you solve a simple test?	bw sp a4 tb catch solve02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_intro_solve02	Ahhhohohhhh. Wow. Well done, seriously, both of you. Why don't you two go on ahead? I'll catch up with you.	bw sp a4 tb intro solve02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro01	Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.	bw sp a4 tb polarity intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro06	What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...	bw sp a4 tb polarity intro06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro08	What?	bw sp a4 tb polarity intro08.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_intro10	Just--do the test! Just do the test.	bw sp a4 tb polarity intro10.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_solve04	[sound of pages turning] Oh, sorry. Hope that didn't disturb you just then. It was the sound of books. Pages being turned.	bw sp a4 tb polarity solve04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_polarity_solve05	So that's just what I was doing. I was just reading... ah... books. So I'm not a moron.	bw sp a4 tb polarity solve05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_help04	[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.	bw sp a4 tb trust drop help04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_impatient01	Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.	bw sp a4 tb trust drop impatient01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_impatient02	You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!	bw sp a4 tb trust drop impatient02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_intro01	Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.	bw sp a4 tb trust drop intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_intro03	Jammed 'em all together. Buttons. Got funnels. Bottomless pits are involved. It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.	bw sp a4 tb trust drop intro03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_solve05	What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH	bw sp a4 tb trust drop solve05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro01	Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!	bw sp a4 tb wall button intro01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro03	You're not going to believe this. I found a sealed off wing. Hundreds - HUNDREDS! - of perfectly good test chambers. Just sitting there. Filled with skeletons. Shook them out. Good as new!	bw sp a4 tb wall button intro03.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro07	Anddddd...THERE we go.	bw sp a4 tb wall button intro07.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_intro08	Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.	bw sp a4 tb wall button intro08.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_not_solve01	Come on. Ohhhh. Hit me with it.	bw sp a4 tb wall button not solve01.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_not_solve05	Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?	bw sp a4 tb wall button not solve05.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve02	Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...	bw sp a4 tb wall button solve02.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve04	Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...	bw sp a4 tb wall button solve04.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve06	Oh. Disappointing.	bw sp a4 tb wall button solve06.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve08	Ahungh. What was that? That was nothing! That was nothing!	bw sp a4 tb wall button solve08.ogg]]
bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve09	Ahungh.	bw sp a4 tb wall button solve09.ogg]]
callingoutinitial14	Pick me up. Let's get out of here.	callingoutinitial14.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags01	Alright, off you go!	container ride leave nags01.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags02	Go on. Just... March on through that hole.	container ride leave nags02.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags03	Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.	container ride leave nags03.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags04	I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.	container ride leave nags04.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags05	So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.	container ride leave nags05.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags06	Go on.	container ride leave nags06.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags07	On ya go.	container ride leave nags07.ogg]]
container_ride_leave_nags08	Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.	container ride leave nags08.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift02	Ah. Hmmmm.	demospherebreakerlift02.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift03	This is.... yeah. Ummm. Hm. Okay. Don't want to alarm you, but if you've got a plan, of any kind, now would be a great time for us to switch to your plan.	demospherebreakerlift03.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift04	Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.	demospherebreakerlift04.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift07	Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!	demospherebreakerlift07.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift14	No. Makes it go faster.	demospherebreakerlift14.ogg]]
demospherebreakerlift19	Okay...	demospherebreakerlift19.ogg]]
demospherecatch02	On three. Ready? One... Two...	demospherecatch02.ogg]]
demospherecatch05	THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--	demospherecatch05.ogg]]
demospherecatch07	Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?	demospherecatch07.ogg]]
demospherefall04	ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme	demospherefall04.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence01	Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence01.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence02	I can't... I can't do it if you're watching. [nervous laugh]	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence02.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence04	Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence04.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence05	Go on. Just jam me in over there.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence05.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence06	Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence06.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence07	It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence07.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence08	It DOES sound rude. I'm not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It's not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence08.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence09	I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence09.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence10	Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence10.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence11	Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence11.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence13	Alright. [nervous laugh] Can't do it if you're leering at me. Creepy.	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence13.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16	What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16.ogg]]
demospherefirstdoorwaysequence20	Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?	demospherefirstdoorwaysequence20.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber01	There she is...	demospheregladoschamber01.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber03	Over there is where they used to keep the old neurotoxin release button. BIG responsibility, the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. And guess who he WAS? He wasn't me. But I was his assistant, and I did a lot of his admin.	demospheregladoschamber03.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber04	You know, in the end, yes, they let me go. It's all politics, to be honest. It's a big popularity contest, it's all about who you know, and whose back you're willing to scratch, who doesn't touch -- or, in my case, who did accidentally touch -- the neurotoxin button.	demospheregladoschamber04.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber05	But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.	demospheregladoschamber05.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber06	What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. Like a proper maniac.	demospheregladoschamber06.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber07	You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.	demospheregladoschamber07.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber08	I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.	demospheregladoschamber08.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber09	Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.	demospheregladoschamber09.ogg]]
demospheregladoschamber11	Then there was a sort of long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything.	demospheregladoschamber11.ogg]]
demosphereintro02	Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.	demosphereintro02.ogg]]
demosphereintro04	Oh, brilliant. You DID find a portal gun! You know what? It just goes to show: people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end aren't they? At the end of the day. Brave.	demosphereintro04.ogg]]
demosphereintro07	Right behind me.	demosphereintro07.ogg]]
demosphereintro08	Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.	demosphereintro08.ogg]]
demosphereintro09	Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.	demosphereintro09.ogg]]
demosphereintro10	Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.	demosphereintro10.ogg]]
demosphereintro11	Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.	demosphereintro11.ogg]]
demosphereintro13	Come on through.	demosphereintro13.ogg]]
demosphereintro14	Come on through to the other side.	demosphereintro14.ogg]]
demosphereintro15	Come on through.	demosphereintro15.ogg]]
demospherepowerup01	Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.	demospherepowerup01.ogg]]
demospherepowerup02	A... A... A... A... A... A.	demospherepowerup02.ogg]]
demospherepowerup03	Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.	demospherepowerup03.ogg]]
demospherepowerup04	Hello!	demospherepowerup04.ogg]]
demospherepowerup07	You did WHAT?	demospherepowerup07.ogg]]
demospherepowerup12	No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.	demospherepowerup12.ogg]]
demospherestairs01	Okay, down those stairs, please?	demospherestairs01.ogg]]
demospherestairs07	Okay, down these stairs.	demospherestairs07.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom01	This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.	demosphereswitchroom01.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom02	Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.	demosphereswitchroom02.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom03	There we go. Lights on.	demosphereswitchroom03.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom04	This is the main breaker room.	demosphereswitchroom04.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom05	Not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything else to find ESCAPE POD, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other things, but don't... you understand.	demosphereswitchroom05.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom06	Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.	demosphereswitchroom06.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom08	'Let there be light.' That's, uh... God. I was quoting God.	demosphereswitchroom08.ogg]]
demosphereswitchroom09	Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.	demosphereswitchroom09.ogg]]
demospherethud03	OW.	demospherethud03.ogg]]
demospherethud04	OW...	demospherethud04.ogg]]
demospherethud06	I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter]	demospherethud06.ogg]]
demospherethud08	I can't move, though. That's the problem now.	demospherethud08.ogg]]
fgb_doit_nags01	Yes, do do it!	fgb doit nags01.ogg]]
fgb_doit_nags03	Do it!	fgb doit nags03.ogg]]
fgb_doit_nags06	Don't listen to her, do it.	fgb doit nags06.ogg]]
fgb_doit_nags08	No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!	fgb doit nags08.ogg]]
fgb_doit_nags09	Dare it. Dare to dream. Shoot for the stars.	fgb doit nags09.ogg]]
fgb_hello01	Hello!	fgb hello01.ogg]]
fgb_leave_me_in01	Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!	fgb leave me in01.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags01	I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!	fgb plugin nags01.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags05	Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!	fgb plugin nags05.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags06	Plug me in, plug me in!	fgb plugin nags06.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags07	I want to be plugged in, please!	fgb plugin nags07.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags08	Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!	fgb plugin nags08.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags09	Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.	fgb plugin nags09.ogg]]
fgb_plugin_nags11	Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.	fgb plugin nags11.ogg]]
fgb_ready_glados01	Yes!	fgb ready glados01.ogg]]
fgb_ready_glados06	Ohhhhhh, yes she is.	fgb ready glados06.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags04	Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.	fgb stalemate nags04.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags05	[whispered] ...I think she's lying...	fgb stalemate nags05.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags06	Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.	fgb stalemate nags06.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags07	First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.	fgb stalemate nags07.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags08	Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. Particularly disputes. Number one, tied: Button-pushing. Two things I love about you: Button pushing and the ability to resolve things. Chiefly disputes.	fgb stalemate nags08.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags09	Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.	fgb stalemate nags09.ogg]]
fgb_stalemate_nags12	Okay... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON!	fgb stalemate nags12.ogg]]
fgb_that_is_me02	Oh! That's ME they're talking about!	fgb that is me02.ogg]]
fgb_transfer_pain01	Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?	fgb transfer pain01.ogg]]
fgb_xfer_start03	Here I go!	fgb xfer start03.ogg]]
fgb_xfer_start04	Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.	fgb xfer start04.ogg]]
gladosgantry05	So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.	gladosgantry05.ogg]]
gladosgantry06	Riggght now.	gladosgantry06.ogg]]
gladosgantry08	In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.	gladosgantry08.ogg]]
gladosgantry15	If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.	gladosgantry15.ogg]]
gladosgantry20	Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.	gladosgantry20.ogg]]
gladosgantry21	In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.	gladosgantry21.ogg]]
gladosgantry22	And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.	gladosgantry22.ogg]]
gladosunderchamber01	Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. [laughs] My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.	gladosunderchamber01.ogg]]
gloriousfreedom01	This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.	gloriousfreedom01.ogg]]
gloriousfreedom03	Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.	gloriousfreedom03.ogg]]
intro_ride01	HA! I knew someone was alive in here.	intro ride01.ogg]]
intro_ride02	AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually.	intro ride02.ogg]]
intro_ride03	Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.	intro ride03.ogg]]
intro_ride04	Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here.	intro ride04.ogg]]
intro_ride07	But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.	intro ride07.ogg]]
intro_ride08	Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.	intro ride08.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens01	Hey, buddy!	jailbreakdooropens01.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens05	I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!	jailbreakdooropens05.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens07	I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing...	jailbreakdooropens07.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens08	Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.	jailbreakdooropens08.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens11	Run!	jailbreakdooropens11.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens14	Come on come on come on!	jailbreakdooropens14.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens17	Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!	jailbreakdooropens17.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens22	Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!	jailbreakdooropens22.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens23	Come on! Come on!	jailbreakdooropens23.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens24	Keep moving! Just keep moving!	jailbreakdooropens24.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens25	Run, for goodness sake!	jailbreakdooropens25.ogg]]
jailbreakdooropens26	Go! Go go go!	jailbreakdooropens26.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor01	Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!	jailbreakneardoor01.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor03	Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!	jailbreakneardoor03.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor06	RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!	jailbreakneardoor06.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor08	We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.	jailbreakneardoor08.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor10	You have to get to the catwalk behind me!	jailbreakneardoor10.ogg]]
jailbreakneardoor11	Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.	jailbreakneardoor11.ogg]]
jailbreakrun09	Turrets!	jailbreakrun09.ogg]]
nanobotinto01	Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!	nanobotinto01.ogg]]
nanobotinto05	I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.	nanobotinto05.ogg]]
nanobotinto08	Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!	nanobotinto08.ogg]]
nanobotinto09	Hey! How's it going! I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They are REALLY small, so -ah - I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.	nanobotinto09.ogg]]
nanobotonbreak01	I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.	nanobotonbreak01.ogg]]
nanobotow01	OW!	nanobotow01.ogg]]
nanobotow03	[to JERRY] See you in court, mate. [to player] Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.	nanobotow03.ogg]]
nanobotow04	Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!	nanobotow04.ogg]]
nanobotrealclose01	Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.	nanobotrealclose01.ogg]]
openingbraindamage01	Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.	openingbraindamage01.ogg]]
openingbraindamage03	But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious.	openingbraindamage03.ogg]]
openingbraindamage04	Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.	openingbraindamage04.ogg]]
openingbraindamage05	Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'	openingbraindamage05.ogg]]
openingbraindamageapplenag01	Simple word. 'Apple'.	openingbraindamageapplenag01.ogg]]
openingbraindamageapplenag02	Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.	openingbraindamageapplenag02.ogg]]
openingbraindamageapplenag03	Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.	openingbraindamageapplenag03.ogg]]
openingbraindamageapplenag04	Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.	openingbraindamageapplenag04.ogg]]
openingbraindamageapplenag05	How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.	openingbraindamageapplenag05.ogg]]
openingcloseenough01	Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.	openingcloseenough01.ogg]]
openingdooropened01	YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!	openingdooropened01.ogg]]
openingfirstlook01	AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.	openingfirstlook01.ogg]]
openinggoodbye01	That's the spirit!	openinggoodbye01.ogg]]
openinggoodbye02	Good luck!	openinggoodbye02.ogg]]
openinghello01	Hello? Anyone in there?	openinghello01.ogg]]
openinghello12	Helloooo?	openinghello12.ogg]]
openinghello13	Are you going to open the door? At any time?	openinghello13.ogg]]
openinghello15	Hello? Can y--no?	openinghello15.ogg]]
openinghello17	Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.	openinghello17.ogg]]
openinghello18	Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?	openinghello18.ogg]]
openinghello19	[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...	openinghello19.ogg]]
openinghello21	Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE.	openinghello21.ogg]]
openinghello22	Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte.	openinghello22.ogg]]
openinghellonag01	Hello!	openinghellonag01.ogg]]
openinghellonag02	Helloooooooooooo!	openinghellonag02.ogg]]
openinghellonag03	Go on!	openinghellonag03.ogg]]
openinghellonag04	Open the door!	openinghellonag04.ogg]]
openinghellonag05	Hello!	openinghellonag05.ogg]]
openingnavigate03	Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!	openingnavigate03.ogg]]
openingnavigate04	Alright, just a second...	openingnavigate04.ogg]]
openingnavigate05	Hold on! This is a bit tricky!	openingnavigate05.ogg]]
openingnavigate06	Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...	openingnavigate06.ogg]]
openingnavigate12	Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?	openingnavigate12.ogg]]
openingnavigate16	Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...	openingnavigate16.ogg]]
openingnavigate17	How you doing down there? You still holding on?	openingnavigate17.ogg]]
openingoutside01	Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.	openingoutside01.ogg]]
openingoutside02	The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.	openingoutside02.ogg]]
openingoutside03	And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?	openingoutside03.ogg]]
openingoutside04	Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?	openingoutside04.ogg]]
openingoutside05	And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?	openingoutside05.ogg]]
openingpanicsituation01	How are you? How you feeling? Wait. Don't answer that. Too much deep relaxation, what it does is it relaxes the gums. And the vibrations from talking -- on a rare occasion -- can make all of your teeth fall out of your head.	openingpanicsituation01.ogg]]
openingpanicsituation03	So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.	openingpanicsituation03.ogg]]
openingprepare01	STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here.	openingprepare01.ogg]]
openingprepare04	Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.	openingprepare04.ogg]]
openingstorystraight02	Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.	openingstorystraight02.ogg]]
openingstorystraight03	Better yet, don't say anything.	openingstorystraight03.ogg]]
openingwall01	Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...	openingwall01.ogg]]
openingwallhitone01	Ohhhhhh!	openingwallhitone01.ogg]]
openingwallhitone02	Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!	openingwallhitone02.ogg]]
openingwallhitthree01	Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.	openingwallhitthree01.ogg]]
openingwallhittwo01	Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!	openingwallhittwo01.ogg]]
openingyouallright01	You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?	openingyouallright01.ogg]]
raildropintro01	Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing.	raildropintro01.ogg]]
raildroppickup02	Oh! Brilliant, thank you, great.	raildroppickup02.ogg]]
raildroppostfall02	Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there?	raildroppostfall02.ogg]]
raildroppostfall03	Sorry, are you still there? Could you--could you pick me up?	raildroppostfall03.ogg]]
raildroppostfall05	Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please?	raildroppostfall05.ogg]]
raildroppostfall08	If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.	raildroppostfall08.ogg]]
raildroppostfall09	Look down. Where am I? Where am I?	raildroppostfall09.ogg]]
raildroppostfall10	I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.	raildroppostfall10.ogg]]
raildroppostfall12	Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.	raildroppostfall12.ogg]]
raildroppostfall13	Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.	raildroppostfall13.ogg]]
raildroppostfall14	Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.	raildroppostfall14.ogg]]
raildroppostfall15	Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.	raildroppostfall15.ogg]]
raildroppostfall16	On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.	raildroppostfall16.ogg]]
raildroppostfall17	Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.	raildroppostfall17.ogg]]
raildroppostfall19	Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.	raildroppostfall19.ogg]]
raildroppostfall20	What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You've had a rough time. You've been asleep for who knows how long. You've got the massive brain damage. And you're having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up.	raildroppostfall20.ogg]]
secretpanelopens07	BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.	secretpanelopens07.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret01	Oh no...	sp a1 intro7 hoboturret01.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret05	No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!	sp a1 intro7 hoboturret05.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret06	Keep moving, keep moving...	sp a1 intro7 hoboturret06.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret07	Don't make eye contact whatever you do...	sp a1 intro7 hoboturret07.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_hoboturret08	Yes, hello! No, we're not stopping!	sp a1 intro7 hoboturret08.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags01	Hey! Pick me up!	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags01.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags05	Pick--would you pick me up?	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags05.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags07	[laugh] Would you pick me up?	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags07.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags10	Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags10.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags11	Might want to just pick me up.	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags11.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags13	Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags13.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags15	Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags15.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags16	Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags16.ogg]]
sp_a1_intro7_pickupnags17	Let's do it again! Pick me up again!	sp a1 intro7 pickupnags17.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn02	Now, escape pod... escape pod...	sp a1 wakeup breakerroom turn02.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn03	Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...	sp a1 wakeup breakerroom turn03.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn04	Uh oh.	sp a1 wakeup breakerroom turn04.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_breakerroom_turn06	It's... It's moving up.	sp a1 wakeup breakerroom turn06.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk01	AH! I- Sorry, I just looked down. I do not recommend it.	sp a1 wakeup catwalk01.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk02	AH! I've just done it again.	sp a1 wakeup catwalk02.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_catwalk03	I just now realized that I used to rely on my management rail to not fall into bottomless pits. And you're my rail now. And you can fall into bottomless pits. I'm rambling out of fear, but here's the point: don't get close to the edge.	sp a1 wakeup catwalk03.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_gantry01	Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.	sp a1 wakeup gantry01.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking03	You KNOW her?	sp a1 wakeup hacking03.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking08	Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...	sp a1 wakeup hacking08.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking09	A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.	sp a1 wakeup hacking09.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking10	Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.	sp a1 wakeup hacking10.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking11	Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.	sp a1 wakeup hacking11.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_hacking12	[BUZZER NOISE]	sp a1 wakeup hacking12.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_into_breakerroom01	Let's go in!	sp a1 wakeup into breakerroom01.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump01	Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?	sp a1 wakeup jump01.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump03	Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.	sp a1 wakeup jump03.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump05	Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.	sp a1 wakeup jump05.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump11	You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.	sp a1 wakeup jump11.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump12	Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.	sp a1 wakeup jump12.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_jump13	So go ahead and jump. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just now thought of the worst thing. Oh! I just thought of something even worse. Alright. New, better plan: no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just jump, into the abyss, there, and let's see what happens.	sp a1 wakeup jump13.ogg]]
sp_a1_wakeup_panic01	[yelling]	sp a1 wakeup panic01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo01	Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!	sp a2 bridge the gap expo01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo03	I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.	sp a2 bridge the gap expo03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap_expo06	Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!	sp a2 bridge the gap expo06.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts1a01	Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!	sp a2 bts1a01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts1a02	Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.	sp a2 bts1a02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts1a03	We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.	sp a2 bts1a03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts1a04	Again, though, for the moment: RUN!	sp a2 bts1a04.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_big_surprise01	AH!	sp a2 bts2 big surprise01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit01	There's the exit! We're almost out of here!	sp a2 bts2 near exit01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit02	She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!	sp a2 bts2 near exit02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_near_exit03	I'll meet you on the other side!	sp a2 bts2 near exit03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_out_of_trap01	You're okay! Great! Come on!	sp a2 bts2 out of trap01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_trapped01	We have to get you out of there!	sp a2 bts2 trapped01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_trapped02	Can you get out?	sp a2 bts2 trapped02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_trapped03	What's going on in there?	sp a2 bts2 trapped03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_trapped05	Try to make your way back out here!	sp a2 bts2 trapped05.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts2_trapped06	I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.	sp a2 bts2 trapped06.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags01	Just turn around.	sp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags02	Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.	sp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags03	Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.	sp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags04	Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.	sp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags04.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts4_turnaroundnags05	Could you turn around? Is that possible?	sp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags05.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_dooropen_press01	WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BUTTON - oh, the door's open! Well done. Let's see what's inside.	sp a2 bts5 dooropen press01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose01	Do you smell neurotoxin?	sp a2 bts5 first hose01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose02	Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.	sp a2 bts5 first hose02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_first_hose03	So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!	sp a2 bts5 first hose03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_getin01	Come on! We have to go!	sp a2 bts5 getin01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_getin02	Hurry!	sp a2 bts5 getin02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_getin03	I can't hold on! Come on!	sp a2 bts5 getin03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_getin04	GET IN!	sp a2 bts5 getin04.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_getin06	GET IN!	sp a2 bts5 getin06.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_grinder02	[laugh] Our handiwork. Shouldn't laugh. They do feel pain. Of a sort. All simulated. But real enough for them I suppose.	sp a2 bts5 grinder02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack01	Good news! I can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system. It is, however, password protected. AH! Alarm bells! No. Don't worry. Not a problem for me.	sp a2 bts5 hack01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack02	You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.	sp a2 bts5 hack02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack03	Ok... Here we go...	sp a2 bts5 hack03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack04	The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.	sp a2 bts5 hack04.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack05	Allright, what have we got?	sp a2 bts5 hack05.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack06	A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.	sp a2 bts5 hack06.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack07	There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.	sp a2 bts5 hack07.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack08	And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.	sp a2 bts5 hack08.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack09	And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But: noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.	sp a2 bts5 hack09.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack10	Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.	sp a2 bts5 hack10.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack11	The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up.	sp a2 bts5 hack11.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack12	Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...	sp a2 bts5 hack12.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack13	If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.	sp a2 bts5 hack13.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack14	Allright. Preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit. Begin: 'Ello, guv! Neurotoxin inspectah! Need to shut this place down for a moment! Here's my credentials. Shut yourself down. I am totally legit. From the board of international neurotoxin... um... observers. From the United... Arab Emirates. Hello.	sp a2 bts5 hack14.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack15	Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.	sp a2 bts5 hack15.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack16	'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.	sp a2 bts5 hack16.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack17	Be a shame to miss it, wouldn't it? Just for the old neurotoxin. Neurotoxin will still be here tomorrow. Whereas that bird will be gone any minute. Already got one talon off the branch. Gonna be gone.	sp a2 bts5 hack17.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hack18	Oh, it's fluttering its wings. Tell you what, mate. I'll come in there for a minute and cover you so you can have a look at this lovely bird! I'll come in. I'll do all the neurotoxin stuff. And then you come out here and look at this. Because it is lovely. It is lovely. You want to get out here fast. Seriously, my pleasure sounds are going to frighten the bird away any second. Ohhh, it's not working, is it? He's not interested in bloody birds.	sp a2 bts5 hack18.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hose_all01	That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!	sp a2 bts5 hose all01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hose_all02	Hold on -	sp a2 bts5 hose all02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hose_any01	It's still going down! Keep it up!	sp a2 bts5 hose any01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_hose_half02	Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!	sp a2 bts5 hose half02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_intro01	Ha! I knew we were going the right way.	sp a2 bts5 intro01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_intro02	This is the neurotoxin generator. Bit bigger than I expected. Not going to be able to just, you know, push it over. Have to apply some cleverness.	sp a2 bts5 intro02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_intro03	There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.	sp a2 bts5 intro03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut01	What are you doing in there?	sp a2 bts5 laser cut01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut02	What's going on?	sp a2 bts5 laser cut02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_laser_cut03	Are you alright?	sp a2 bts5 laser cut03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor01	I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!	sp a2 bts5 lockeddoor01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor02	Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.	sp a2 bts5 lockeddoor02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor03	Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.	sp a2 bts5 lockeddoor03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor04	Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.	sp a2 bts5 lockeddoor04.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_lockeddoor05	Alright, so, silent contemplation it is. Mysterious button... Sorry. Sorry. Silence. Do not speak. In the silence. Let the silence descend. Here it comes. One hundred percent silence. From now. By the way, if you come up with any ideas, do flag them up. Don't feel you have to stay quiet because I've said absolute silence. So if you come up with an idea, mention it. Otherwise, absolute silence starting... Now.	sp a2 bts5 lockeddoor05.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair01	Look at that, it's growing right up into the ceiling. The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. At least you won't starve, though.	sp a2 bts5 science fair01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair02	Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.	sp a2 bts5 science fair02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_science_fair03	I'm guessing this wasn't one of the scientist's children. I don't want to be snobby, but let's be honest: It's got manual laborer written all over it. I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals. They're just a lot dumber.	sp a2 bts5 science fair03.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts5_tubebroken01	HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!	sp a2 bts5 tubebroken01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide01	This place is huge.	sp a2 bts6 tuberide01.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide02	And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.	sp a2 bts6 tuberide02.ogg]]
sp_a2_bts6_tuberide05	All sealed off years ago, of course.	sp a2 bts6 tuberide05.ogg]]
sp_a2_core_goingtohurt01	Exactly how painful are we tAGHHHHHH!	sp a2 core goingtohurt01.ogg]]
sp_a2_core_pullmeout01	Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!	sp a2 core pullmeout01.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window01	Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.	sp a2 factory window01.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window02	Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.	sp a2 factory window02.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window03	It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.	sp a2 factory window03.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window04	Just... have a look through the old window.	sp a2 factory window04.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window05	Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.	sp a2 factory window05.ogg]]
sp_a2_factory_window06	Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.	sp a2 factory window06.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride01	Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!	sp a2 tube ride01.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride02	Woooo! I KNEW this would be fun. They told me it wasn't fun at all, and I BELIEVED 'em! Ah! I'm loving this! Whale of a time...	sp a2 tube ride02.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride03	This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!	sp a2 tube ride03.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride05	We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!	sp a2 tube ride05.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride06	Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.	sp a2 tube ride06.ogg]]
sp_a2_tube_ride07	Get to HER! I'll find you!	sp a2 tube ride07.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows01	Ugh!	sp a2 wheatley ows01.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows02	Agh!	sp a2 wheatley ows02.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows05	Enh!	sp a2 wheatley ows05.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows06	Agh!	sp a2 wheatley ows06.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows10	Ow!	sp a2 wheatley ows10.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows12	Gah!	sp a2 wheatley ows12.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows15	Ooagh!	sp a2 wheatley ows15.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows18	Ungh!	sp a2 wheatley ows18.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows20	GAH!	sp a2 wheatley ows20.ogg]]
sp_a2_wheatley_ows_long03	Aggggh!	sp a2 wheatley ows long03.ogg]]
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek01	Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!	sp catapult fling sphere peek01.ogg]]
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek02	You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --	sp catapult fling sphere peek02.ogg]]
sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek03	A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--	sp catapult fling sphere peek03.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt04	Can you see the portal gun?	sp intro 03 afterfallalt04.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt05	Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.	sp intro 03 afterfallalt05.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt06	Hello?	sp intro 03 afterfallalt06.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt08	I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.	sp intro 03 afterfallalt08.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_afterfallalt09	I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.	sp intro 03 afterfallalt09.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_intro02	Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!	sp intro 03 intro02.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_intro06	Whoa!	sp intro 03 intro06.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_intro09	There should be a portal device on that podium over there.	sp intro 03 intro09.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_intro10	I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?	sp intro 03 intro10.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_intro12	Hey hey! You made it!	sp intro 03 intro12.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_introalt06	It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.	sp intro 03 introalt06.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_introalt07	That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.	sp intro 03 introalt07.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_introalt08	No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.	sp intro 03 introalt08.ogg]]
sp_intro_03_introalt09	Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.	sp intro 03 introalt09.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory01	Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.	sp sabotage factory01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory02	Follow me! You're gonna love this.	sp sabotage factory02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory04	Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.	sp sabotage factory04.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory05	See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.	sp sabotage factory05.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory16	If we're lucky, she won't find out all her turrets are crap until it's too late. [laughs] Classic.	sp sabotage factory16.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory23	Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.	sp sabotage factory23.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory24	Almost there...	sp sabotage factory24.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory25	See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.	sp sabotage factory25.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone01	Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.	sp sabotage factoryhackone01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone02	Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.	sp sabotage factoryhackone02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryhackone12	Done! Hacked!	sp sabotage factoryhackone12.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretconv23	Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...	sp sabotage factoryturretconv23.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretone02	Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.	sp sabotage factoryturretone02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone02	Well, that should do it.	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone04	Ohhh, it hasn't done it.	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone04.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone05	There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone05.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone06	Have you got any ideas?	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone06.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone07	Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone07.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone08	Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone08.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone11	Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone11.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone12	Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone12.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone13	Oh! I've just had one idea, which is that I could pretend to her that I've captured you, and give you over and she'll kill you, but I could... go on living. What's your view on that?	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone13.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone17	Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone17.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone19	We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone19.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone20	Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!	sp sabotage factoryturretonedone20.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere01	Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?	sp sabotage factoryturretonewhere01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere03	Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?	sp sabotage factoryturretonewhere03.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere05	Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.	sp sabotage factoryturretonewhere05.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere07	Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!	sp sabotage factoryturretonewhere07.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback01	What do you have there?	sp sabotage factoryturrettwoback01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback08	Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.	sp sabotage factoryturrettwoback08.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback10	What are you...	sp sabotage factoryturrettwoback10.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryturrettwoback11	Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!	sp sabotage factoryturrettwoback11.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factoryworked02	It worked!	sp sabotage factoryworked02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_dooropen03	Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.	sp sabotage factory dooropen03.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor01	Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.	sp sabotage factory hackdoor01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor02	This door's actually pretty complicated.	sp sabotage factory hackdoor02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor03	You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!	sp sabotage factory hackdoor03.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor05	Progress report: Still pretty tricky!	sp sabotage factory hackdoor05.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor06	Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!	sp sabotage factory hackdoor06.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor07	I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!	sp sabotage factory hackdoor07.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor08	Oh! Good news! [electic pop] Nevermind.	sp sabotage factory hackdoor08.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoor09	What's happening on your side, anything?	sp sabotage factory hackdoor09.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoordone01	Ah! How long's the door been open?	sp sabotage factory hackdoordone01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_factory_hackdoordone02	Was there any sort of announcement before it opened? Like an alarm or a hacker alert? I mean, fair enough, the important thing is it's open, but just mention in the future. Cough or something.	sp sabotage factory hackdoordone02.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak01	Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?	sp sabotage jailbreak01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak07	Come on, let's go!	sp sabotage jailbreak07.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator01	Hurry! This way!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator03	Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator03.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator04	This way! This way!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator04.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator05	Come on! Over here! This way!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator05.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator06	HURRY! THIS WAY!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator06.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator07	HURRY! THIS WAY!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator07.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator09	Get in the lift! Get in the lift!	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator09.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_jailbreak_elevator11	We made it we made it we made it we made it...	sp sabotage jailbreak elevator11.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak01	Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.	sp sabotage panel sneak01.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak03	Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!	sp sabotage panel sneak03.ogg]]
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak04	Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.	sp sabotage panel sneak04.ogg]]
sp_trust_fling01	Hey! Hey! Up here!	sp trust fling01.ogg]]
sp_trust_fling03	Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.	sp trust fling03.ogg]]
sp_trust_fling04	Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!	sp trust fling04.ogg]]
sp_trust_flingalt02	BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD	sp trust flingalt02.ogg]]
sp_trust_flingalt07	I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. I--AGH!	sp trust flingalt07.ogg]]
sp_trust_flingalt08	[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!	sp trust flingalt08.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour07	Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?	sphere flashlight tour07.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour08	This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.	sphere flashlight tour08.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour09	I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.	sphere flashlight tour09.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour10	The turret factory should be this way I think.	sphere flashlight tour10.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour11	Oh, careful now.	sphere flashlight tour11.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour12	Try to jump across.	sphere flashlight tour12.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour13	Are you OK?	sphere flashlight tour13.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour14	Are you alive down there?	sphere flashlight tour14.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour15	If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?	sphere flashlight tour15.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour16	There you are! I was starting to get worried.	sphere flashlight tour16.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour17	Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.	sphere flashlight tour17.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour18	Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.	sphere flashlight tour18.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour19	Careful... Careful...	sphere flashlight tour19.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour20	Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you	sphere flashlight tour20.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour22	Okay, this way	sphere flashlight tour22.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour23	No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.	sphere flashlight tour23.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour24	Hm. Let's try this way.	sphere flashlight tour24.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour25	Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.	sphere flashlight tour25.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour26	This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.	sphere flashlight tour26.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour28	Quick, this way!	sphere flashlight tour28.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour29	Nicely Done!	sphere flashlight tour29.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour30	Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.	sphere flashlight tour30.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour32	No no no, not that way!	sphere flashlight tour32.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour33	We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.	sphere flashlight tour33.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour35	We have to get you out of that room!	sphere flashlight tour35.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour36	Can you reach that wall back there?	sphere flashlight tour36.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour37	There's another wall over here!	sphere flashlight tour37.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour38	Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.	sphere flashlight tour38.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour40	Be careful!	sphere flashlight tour40.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour41 and sphere_flashlight_tour42	Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well. And... forty potato batteries. Embarrassing. I realize they’re children. Still: low hanging fruit. Barely science, really.	Sphere flashlight tour41-42.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour44	I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...	sphere flashlight tour44.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour50	Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.	sphere flashlight tour50.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour52	Okay, let's try this way.	sphere flashlight tour52.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour55	Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.	sphere flashlight tour55.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour56	See you at the bottom. Good luck!	sphere flashlight tour56.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour57	They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they’re screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.	sphere flashlight tour57.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour58	Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.	sphere flashlight tour58.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour59	The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.	sphere flashlight tour59.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour60	Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...	sphere flashlight tour60.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour62	Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...	sphere flashlight tour62.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour63	I thought of another great thing about humans. You invented us. Giving us the opportunity to let you relax while we invented everything else. We couldn't have done any of that without you. Classy. If you don't mind me saying.	sphere flashlight tour63.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour65	Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.	sphere flashlight tour65.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour66	Okay! Don't move!	sphere flashlight tour66.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour67	Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go...	sphere flashlight tour67.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour68	What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.	sphere flashlight tour68.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour70	GAAAA!	sphere flashlight tour70.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour71	Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST possible job: tending to all the smelly humans. The umm... Sorry about that. That just slipped out.	sphere flashlight tour71.ogg]]
sphere_flashlight_tour72	Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.	sphere flashlight tour72.ogg]]
stairbouncepain01	Ow.	stairbouncepain01.ogg]]
turnaroundnow01	Alright, you can turn around now!	turnaroundnow01.ogg]]
N/A	I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not just 'cause I'm stranded in space.	Wheatley post-credits 01.ogg]]
N/A	I know you are mate! Yeah, we're both in space.	Wheatley post-credits 02.ogg]]
N/A	Anyway... You know, if I was ever to see her again, do you know what I'd say? I'd say I'm sorry. Sincerely. I am sorry I was bossy, and monstrous. And... I am genuinely sorry. The end.	Wheatley post-credits 03.ogg]]

Lego Dimensions

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Size of tellies these days, eh...? Hoo!	File to be added
Nobody ever warns you about these particular pratfalls of parenting...	File to be added
Hellooo there! Hiya! Up there! Check me out on this giant ass screen! Mental!	File to be added
Oh dear, this thing's seen better days, hasn't it? I mean, yeah, you could get someone in to fix it, but that'll take you time whereas I'm here right now. You known, if you were to cross my palm with some silver, I could spruce it up for you.	File to be added
Come on, stupid things! Step on the button! It's literally your ONLY purpose!	File to be added
Oh! Hi there. Um, spot of lucky you came by, I've actually been in here literally for hours, trying to get these boxes to walk onto their assigment buttons... and they're just not just getting it. Um, I dunno why, maybe it's me... y'know, maybe my teaching methods are just too... theoretical. Um, trouble is, it's very hard to have a hands on approach... when you don't have hands. Y'know, I mean it's my fault, I hold up my hands... well I don't, 'cause I don't have any, y'know, you take my point. Anyway, would you just, you know, just give them a nudge in the right direction? Be a friend? High five! No, I can't. I can't do that.	File to be added
To be honest, I may have set you up for a fall here. I mean, for a bunch of randomly assorted components, they are awfully STUBBORN. Personally, d'you know what it is? I blame video games. I mean, that's all they do nowadays. Go out! Get some fresh air! I keep telling them, but no, they're not listening.	File to be added
Got a few studs handy? I could fix up this choir room for you... obviously no problem, really jazz this place up, a few cute little singing turrets [end missing]	File to be added
Oh dear. A certain someone, who shall remain nameless did a right number on the relaxation chamber here... *cough*Chell.*cough*	File to be added
There we go! The relaxation can resume! [Spoken: "Let relaxation resume"]	File to be added