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I just registered and now I have a user page. Sometimes I ask "why?". But I know what you're thinking; Where can I get in on this growth industry. The truth is that you can't. Nobody can, at least not in this desert full of wicked serpents hungry for our precious bodily fluids. But when the Colonial asks for your help will you not answer? Will you take a crowbar in hand and fight off a swarm of bats as they try to make off with our dispensers. Many simply run and hide in the desert, sifting in the sand for watches. But when they find them they melt in their hands. Don't be one of these kinds of people; you need to head straight on through this temple made of emerald and swing your crowbar at the columns of smoke just as they say dark words that spell our doom.


Every page needs a controversy section.

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