User:Turbogruntman117

About me

I have played half life two and its available episodes and portal (my friends lent me the orange box). My favorite things to do in half life 2 are barnacle bowling, combine punting,blowing stuff up, and making enemies double with a sawblade.my favorite gun is the supercharged gravity gun, and then when i have none, the Mighty Crowbar! the stupidist thing ive done is punt a zombine grenade at my feet, and i glitched the telepoter and brought a computer to doctor breen's and threw it at him.i ditched the airboat at the part where combine set a gas tank on fire, and i can't figure out how to get it past.

Things I'de like to know

• Is Gordon a Mute, or is it just the effects of the Black mesa incident?
• Why must Alex always run into rooms obviously full of Combine?
• What happened to that doofis Breen?
• And Colette Green and Gina Cross?
• Those who escaped black mesa?
• Why does everyone almost Gordon meets in Black Mesa soon mysteriously die?
• When is Episode Three Gonna Come out?!!
• When is Episode Three gonna come out?!!
• If Gordon is an MIT graduate, How does he not know how to properly use a crowbar? (Is it because he is always in a hurry?)

My contributions

• User contributions

My games

• the orange box
• halo 1,2and 3
• Star wars best of pc

Calhoun's Captions

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• My body...is trying...to die.

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• Barney: Aaaaw... I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burrito...
• Scientist: Don't worry Calhoun, the dizziness, constant farting, and constipation should subside soon.

• File:0010-barney head crush.JPG
• I hate Mondays...

• File:Barney first.jpg
• (My own Halo 3 reference)(To the Crow's Nest hinthintwinkwink)
• Barney: Hey, open up!
• Voice: Password, please!
• Barney: You gotta be kiddin' me, what password?

Miscellanious ?s and stuff

• I noticed how much the DC-17 Blaster from SW: Republic Commando resembles Alyx's Gun...Meh, probably a coincidence...
• SSGT Griggs from Call of Duty 4 shares his name with a memorable rebel from Episode 2. A Reference? i don't know.
• The Rocket crate in Episode one gives you three grenades if you need them upon first opening. You do not recieve these after first opening, even though they are still present in the crate. Why?
• Why is Ammo for the Pusle Rifle's Dark Energy ball seems more common than ammo for the rifle itself?
• How come neither Griggs or Sheckley will pick up the SPAS-12, despite it's effectiveness against antlions?