OverWiki:April Fools' Day 2010/Aparature Sciance

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Aparature Sciance logo. Any resemblance is purely coincidental

It's an evil company that kills un-evil people by throwing them into open flames.

It's pink everyware.

AND THEY OFFER CAKES!!!

apacher sience made goden freechman into the evil combine sacry and dark

its a peice of cake to bAake a pretty cake if the way i hazy you gota do the cookin by the book you know you can mbe lazy