OverWiki:April Fools' Day 2010/Combine solider
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They are very badass
Don't mess with em and they wont mess with u ok
They have guns and shit
They will attempt to rape the player if the player gets to close
It probably got [inappropriate]
He is gayer
they have orgies with livni
they are jews
They are Nazi-Communist-Liberal-Fascists
They are all clones of Rush Limbaugh, and hide their immense weight by [inappropriate]
They are all members of the Republican party