User:Foe Hammer

Greetings gentlemen.

Dunno what im gonna do here but gonna do somethin.

Probably car and gun stuff.

I've been playing Half Life 2 since it came out, and started playing the first in 2006-2007. I'm also a large fan of all other Valve series, especially Team Fortress. Hope we can get along.

I also make userboxes. Or try to.

These are things.

This user is American.	This user is a Half-Life fan.	This user is a Half-Life: Opposing Force fan.	This user is a Half-Life: Blue Shift fan.
This user is a Half-Life 2 fan.	Where is my Half-Life 3???	This user is a Portal fan.	This user loves Valve.
This user enjoys messing up in Garry's Mod.	This user is a Black Mesa fan.	This user is a Missing Information fan.	This user edits running Windows.
This user is addicted to the Combine OverWiki!	This user thinks Alyx Vance is hot.	This user thinks Chell aged very well between Portal and Portal 2!	This user is still waiting for the beer Barney Calhoun owes them.
This user wonders if the G-Man is Gordon's father, Gordon from the future, or just a troll.	This user murdered GLaDOS.	This user wonders where the hell Judith Mossman is.	This user forgave Wheatley.
This user thinks the female Black Ops are hot.	This user supports Black Mesa, an equal opportunity employer.	This user thinks City 17 is the best place on Earth.	Like the Black Mesa security guard, this user didn't wanna die alone anyway.
This user finds their cake so delicious and moist. And also not a lie.	This user would never euthanize their Companion Cube.	This user is thinking with portals.	This user thinks the Combat Knife is pointless.