GLaDOS/Quotes/Other games
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The following is a list of quotes from GLaDOS featured in various video games.
Poker Night 2[edit]
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Dota 2's Portal Pack[edit]
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Portal Pinball[edit]
Location: sounds
Filename(s) | Quote |
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vo_00_part1_success-1
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Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test. |
vo_01_part1_entry-1
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You're doing very well! |
vo_01_part2_entry-1
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Please proceed to the chamberlock. |
vo_02_part1_success-1
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Once again, excellent work. |
vo_03_part1_entry-2
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Please be careful. |
vo_04_part1_success-1
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Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. |
vo_06_part1_success_2-1
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Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. |
vo_08_part1_success-2
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When the testing is over, you will be missed. |
vo_09_part1_success-1
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Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber. |
vo_13_part1_end-1
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You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. |
vo_13_part1_entry-1
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The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One. |
vo_anti_taunt10
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Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that? |
vo_botcoop_intro02
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The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. |
vo_coop_hub_track09
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I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. |
vo_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12
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All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close. |
vo_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13
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Game over. Back to testing. |
vo_coop_test_chamber_both07
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well. |
vo_coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37
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You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science. |
vo_coop_vault_intro01
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. |
vo_epilogue03
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Oh thank god, you're alright. |
vo_epilogue28
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It's been fun. Don't come back. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag02-1
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Where are you? |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag03-1
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I know you're there. I can feel you here. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag04-1
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What are you doing? |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag05-1
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You haven't escaped, you know. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag07-1
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You're not even going the right way. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag08-1
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Where do you think you're going? |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag09-1
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Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag10-1
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I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag11-1
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You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag12-1
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It's not too late to turn back. |
vo_escape_00_part1_nag17-1
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Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back. |
vo_escape_00_part2_nag01-1
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I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. |
vo_escape_00_part2_nag02-1
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I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone. |
vo_escape_00_part2_nag03-1
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This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this. |
vo_escape_01_part1_nag03-1
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This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you? |
vo_escape_01_part1_nag11-1
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That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans. |
vo_escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1
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Okay, we're even now. You can stop. |
vo_escape_02_ballhitpain-02
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[PAIN NOISE] |
vo_jailbreak04
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Don't listen to him. Jump. |
vo_jailbreak12
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Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake... |
vo_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04
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That isn't science. |
vo_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01
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Your test times show you are going too slowly. |
vo_mp_coop_doors01a
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Excellent work. |
vo_mp_coop_doors02a
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Good job. |
vo_mp_coop_doors04a
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You are doing wonderfully. |
vo_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02
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Your failing does not make this science. |
vo_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03
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I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you. |
vo_mp_coop_paint_come_along01
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Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses. |
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08
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You did it! |
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58
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You can't give up now. |
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71
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This close and you are going to fail me? |
vo_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73
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This isn't that hard. |
vo_mp_coop_paint_walljumps04
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Congratulations on passing that test. |
vo_mp_coop_tbeam_end12
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You may want to try and avoid those turrets. |
vo_mp_credits32
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Cheater. |
vo_mp_death01
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Just stop it already. |
vo_mp_death05
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You really don't need to keep failing. |
vo_mp_death06
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If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times. |
vo_mp_death08
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests. |
vo_mp_death17
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Did you think that would be funny? |
vo_mp_death18
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How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test. |
vo_mp_death26
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Was that necessary? |
vo_mp_hub_return06a
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Was that course too difficult? |
vo_mp_hubreturn01
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? |
vo_mp_subterfuge35
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Without the consequence of death, is this even science? |
vo_mp_taunts03
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You're doing a great job of disappointing me. |
vo_prehub14
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You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message. |
vo_prehub34
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This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you. |
vo_prehub35
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Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum. |
vo_sp_a2_bridge_intro01
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These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it. |
vo_sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01
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No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— |
vo_sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02
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Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do. |
vo_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02
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This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work. |
vo_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek
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Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp. |
vo_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01
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Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good. |
vo_sp_laser_over_goo_completion01
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I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly. |
vo_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01
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I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. |
vo_sp_sabotage_glados_confused04
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...What are you doing?... |
vo_taunt_big_wave07
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Yes, I see you waving. |
vo_taunt_cannonball01
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Good job jumping. You must be very proud. |
vo_taunt_highfive01
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That is not part of the test. |
vo_taunt_highfive03
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Slapping hands. That accomplishes something. |
vo_taunt_laugh01
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You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that. |
vo_taunt_robot_arm_ripple01
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Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning. |
vo_taunt_robot_arm_ripple04
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Look at you. Dancing. |
vo_taunt_rockpaperscissors01
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I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing. |
vo_taunt_somersault03
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If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this. |
vo_testchambermisc12
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Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing. |
vo_testchambermisc15
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Anything? Take your time. |
vo_turret_intro01
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This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck. |
Lego Dimensions[edit]
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Oh, It's you. Again. I'd hoped you'd have been eaten by a deer by now. |
You know, I'm pretty sure I saw that deer again. It was running outside. You should go and take a look. I promise I won't lock you out. |
You know, most people would have taken my offer of freedom and just run with it. But not you. You just can't get enough of testing, can you? Don't worry, I get it. |
I'd take care if I were you... the weight testing of the Aperture Science Hard Light Bridges had to be [Spoken: "was"] cancelled due to sudden... staff redundancies. I'm sure YOU'll be fine, though. |
Well done, you successfully—Oh? I'm sorry. That was one of the CHILDREN tests. How did that one get in there? ... Well, you still did VERY WELL to complete it. |
I'm sure you're quite happy wandering around doing what you do best - aimlessly destroying things - but perhaps you could take a moment out of your busy schedule to perform a quick test? |
You remember that time I promised you cake, and you had this misguided impression that it was all a ruse and I was actually trying to lure you to an untimely end? Well, I hope you prepared to eat humble pie, because there is indeed a cake waiting for you somewhere in the facility, and its location is particularly non-lethal. |
Well, aren't you an angry beaver. And I assure you, that's not a comment on your dental... arrangement. Shall we begin the next test? |
This next test involves "Aperture Science Material Wealth Incrementation Spheres". Based on its current data detailing your pathological compulsion to collect everything in sight, the Enrichment Centre has every confidence in your success. Collect spheres will only count towards the test when returned to his point. |
While speed is not technically a marking criteria for this test, the Enrichment Centre would like to remind test subjects of the German proverb: "The late comer is ill-lodged. And not very good at testing." Food for thought. |
What are you doing back there? Before you start believing every insane mantra you see scrawled on a wall, I should mention that a few of my former test subjects went a little, well, insane, [Spoken: "crazy"] in non-test-related circumstances. |
The Enrichment Centre advises that despite their nutritious appearance, the Material Wealth Incrementation Spheres are not edible. The Enrichment Centre takes no responsibility for the loss of teeth, or life, cause by attempting to eat one. |
Robot Repair[edit]
Location: sounds/aperture/vo/glados
Filename(s) | Quote |
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vr_glados_congratulations
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Congratulations on your quota-filling promotion, by the way. You've opened all our eyes to what humans can achieve when you put your tiny little minds to it. |
vr_glados_dont_listen_to_him
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Don't listen to him, you'll be fine. Also, let's be honest: your first day's been a bit of a disaster. It's probably not the worst thing if you died. |
vr_glados_think_youre_overqualified
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Honestly I think you're overqualified for robot repair. I've got a better assignment for you. |
vr_end_glados_goodbye
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Goodbye. |
vr_glados_has_to_say_that
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That's a recording. He has to say that. |
vr_end_glados_i_want_you_to_know
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I want you to know at first I was against this human diversity outreach program. But now, watching you flail around like a sweaty pile of ham, I see I was wrong. It's hilarious. |
vr_end_glados_has_to_say_that
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That's a recording. He has to say that. Get out. |
vr_glados_oh_its_you
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I don't believe it. What kind of robot can't handle the simplest--oh, it's you. |
vr_end_glados_better_assignment
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Honestly I think you're overqualified for robot repair. I've got a better assignment for you. I want you invent a new word that means "You're fired," only more cruel and conclusive. Then write it on a piece of paper, put your name under it, and give it to yourself. Try not to burn the room down with the pen. |