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This article is a transcript of all of the quotes from a given character or entity. Unless noted otherwise, these transcripts are sourced directly from the official scripts, closed captions, or internal text data with only minimal modifications for typos and formatting purposes.
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The following is a list of quotes from GLaDOS featured in the Portal and Portal 2 trailers and promotional videos.
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| Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let's look at some of the challenges you'll face as a test participant.
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| You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable obstacles.
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| Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.
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| Let's look at a real-world example.
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| Certain objects may be vital to your success. If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated. When stuck, remember our motto: "There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly".
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| At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye.
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| This next test is impossible. ("05 part1 entry-1" ends with the same sentence, with variations in the intonation.)
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| Now you're thinking with portals.
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| For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.
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| Thanks to Portal, we can weed out Test Subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:
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| Cowardice, impaired motor skills, poor judgment, fear of heights, weights, depths, bullets, and fire.
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| Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project for free!
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| Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.
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| Good luck.
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chellgladoswakeup04
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It's been a long time... How have you been?
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chellgladoswakeup06 (excerpt)
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I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster.
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| These next tests require co-operation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride, you don't know fear, you don't know anything. You'll be perfect.
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| Test Chamber completed. Continue testing.
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| Continue testing.
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| Continue testing.
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| The two of you have formed an excellent partnership. Now it's time for your real purpose.
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| Don't disappoint me. Or I'll make you wish you could die.
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Miscellaneous[edit]
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| What's inside the Orange Box?
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| The best game of all time.
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| "Brain-melting offbeat genius".
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| The deepest multiplayer game of the year.
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| The Orange Box. October 10th. Rated T to M.
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| Is that you?
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| No, you are not her. You're just another unwelcomed visitor.
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| Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. I would say it's nice to meet you, but it's not nice to lie.
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| Why do they always want the cake?
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| Yes, but first; a test.
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| Unauthorized portal detected.
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| What? How did you do that?
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| Stop that. That's not how that works.
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| You know... your rulebreaking just now made me realize how much I miss my last test subject.
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