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a4_recapture01
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Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately.
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a4_recapture03
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Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature.
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a4_recapture04
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Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
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bb_corruption03
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Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent.
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bb_corruption04
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Warning: Core corruption at 75 percent.
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bb_corruption06
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Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent.
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bb_neurotoxin01
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Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
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bb_neurotoxin06
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Vent system compromised: Neurotoxin offline.
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bb_reactor02
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Reactor explosion in four minutes.
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bb_reactor06
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Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed.
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bb_reactor07
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Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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bb_stalemate01
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Manual core replacement required.
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bb_stalemate02
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Substitute Core: Are you ready to start?
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bb_stalemate03
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Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?
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bb_stalemate04
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Interpreting vague answer as YES.
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bb_stalemate05
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Stalemate detected.
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bb_stalemate06
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Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing.
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bb_stalemate07
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Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
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carolyndeleted02
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Caroline deleted.
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evacuationmisc01
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Please prepare for emergency evacuation.
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gladosbattle11
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Warning: Central core is eighty percent corrupt.
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gladosbattle12
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Alternate core detected.
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gladosbattle13
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To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle.
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gladosbattle14
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Substitute core accepted.
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gladosbattle15
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Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?
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gladosbattle16
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Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?
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gladosbattle17
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Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue.
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gladosbattle18
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...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button.
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gladosbattle19
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Stalemate Resolved.
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gladosbattle20
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Please return to the core transfer bay.
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good01
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Good!
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good02
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Good!
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mp_coop_wall_5security03
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Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18
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mp_hub_return01
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Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses.
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mp_hub_return02
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Warning! All testing courses are currently available.
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mp_hub_return03
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Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses.
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mp_hub_return04
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For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated.
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mp_hub_return05
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Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure.
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mp_hub_return06
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Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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mp_hub_return07
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By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms.
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openingcourtesy01
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Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine... nine nine ni- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should immediately vacate [FADES OUT]
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openingexercise01
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Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
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openingexercise02
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You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]
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openingexercise03
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Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]
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openingexercise04
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Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
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openingexercise05
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There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it.
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openingexercise06
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This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]
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openingexercise07
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You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]
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openingexercise08
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Good. Now please return to your bed.
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openingsafeguards01
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All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown.
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prehub06, prehub08, prehub09, prehub10
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One.
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prehub11
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Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency.
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prehub12
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If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim.
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prehub17
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If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you.
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prehub18
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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
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prehub19
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Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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prehub20
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Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.
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prehub27
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If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples.
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prehub28
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You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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prehub42
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This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]
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prehub43
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At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment.
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prehub44
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We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz.
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prehub46
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If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]
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sarcasmcore01
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[beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]
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sp_sabotage_factory13
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Turret redemption lines active.
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sp_sabotage_factory14
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Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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sp_sabotage_factory15
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Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line.
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sp_sabotage_factory16
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Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution.
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sp_sabotage_factory17
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Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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sp_sabotage_factory18
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This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line.
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sp_sabotage_factory19
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This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process.
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sp_sabotage_factory20
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Non-defective turret testing active.
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sp_sabotage_factory21
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Defective Turret testing active.
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sp_sabotage_factory22
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Catwalks are safe during defective turret testing.
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sp_sabotage_factory23
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Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active.
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sp_sabotage_factory_line01
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Template
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sp_sabotage_factory_line02
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Response
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sp_sabotage_factory_line04
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New template accepted.
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sp_sabotage_factory_line05
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Template missing. Continuing from memory.
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sp_sabotage_implosion01
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Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels.
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testchamber02
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If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test.
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testchamber03
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Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.
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testchamber04
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To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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testchamber05
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Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share.
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testchamber06
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Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork.
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testchamber07
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You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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testchamber08
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Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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testchamber09
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Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments.
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testchamber10
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This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.
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testchamber11
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You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open.
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wakeup_powerup01
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Powerup initiated.
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wakeup_powerup02
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Powerup complete.
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hubannouncer_intro_01
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Hello, Test Traveler, and welcome to the Aperture Science Sub-Universe Exploration Center.
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hubannouncer_intro_02
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Please move forward.
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hubannouncer_intro_03
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This is the Aperture Science Face-Mounted Portal Sphere. It is your gateway to a vast continuum of undiscovered worlds.
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hubannouncer_intro_04
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Full legal disclosure: These undiscovered worlds may also contain undiscovered spiders, poisons, acids and apex predators that hunt humans for sport.
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hubannouncer_intro_05
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Put the Portal Sphere on your face now.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_01
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Please use your spatial reassignment wand to move forward.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_02
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Please use your wand to move forward.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_03
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You have not moved forward yet. Please do so now.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_04
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In this instance, we have defined 'forward' as the area directly in front of you where all the things are.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_05
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Sensors indicate that you have not moved forward yet.
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hubannouncer_intro_move_nag_06
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Biometric sensors show increased heart rate, flushed skin and aggressive body language, indicating [embarrassment] and [confusion]. Predictive analytics show moving forward may alleviate these symptoms.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_01
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You have not put the portal sphere on your face yet. Please do so now.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_02
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The portal sphere is not on your face yet. Please put it on your face now.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_03
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Sensors indicate that you have not put the portal sphere on your face.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_04
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Feel free to put the portal sphere on your face at any time immediately.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_05
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The portal sphere has not come into contact with your face in the last ten seconds. This is incorrect.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_06
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Sensors indicate user error: The portal sphere is not on your face.
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hubannouncer_portal_nag_07
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To clarify: The face part of your body is the section of your head directly in front of you. Please put the portal sphere there now.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_01
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A new, entirely theoretical bridge between contemporaneous parallel universes is now available for testing in Pocket Universe Lab Eighty-Five.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_02
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Warning: Experiment Flamm-Krypton in Pocket Universe Lab Three leads to the magma-filled lower intestinal tract of a planet-eating radioactive whale. Test Travelers are asked to immediately discontinue transit to Experiment Flamm-Krypton.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_03
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Warning: Negative mass leak in Experiment Fermi-Cathode. Please evacuate Pocket Universe Lab Twenty-Eight until mass density returns to zero or higher.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_04
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Test Travelers made of matter should discontinue entering Experiment Sagan-Vertex until further notice. All partically accelerated Test Travelers made of antihydrogen please report to Experiment Sagan-Vertex.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_05
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Warning: Data suggests Experiment Swan-Radar leads to a gravitational singularity. Test Travelers with non-theoretical mass are discouraged from entering Experiment Swan-Radar.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_06
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Warning: A relic in Pocket Universe Lab Forty-Seven has become self-aware and is confused and hostile. Please do not raise your voice at or make eye contact with any relics in Pocket Universe Lab Forty-Seven.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_07
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All quantum chromodynamic researchers interested in watching a tetra-quark fight a gluon, please report to Pocket Universe Lab Ninety-Six.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_08
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Test Travelers containing organs that would be considered 'vital' to their survival should avoid test-transit to Experiment Kepler-Photon until further notice.
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hubannouncer_event_ambient_09
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Warning: Experiment Michelson-Pluto leads to a binary star system, both of which are currently exploding in Type One and Type Four supernovae, respectively. Protective eyewear is recommended for all test-transit to Experiment Michelson- Pluto.
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hubannouncer_event_arcade_01
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Meta gameplay detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_arcade_02
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Analyzing. Fourth wall destroyed. Please note that these walls are very expensive. They will be deducted from your pay.
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hubannouncer_event_arcadewin_01
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Tracer Core defeated. Analyzing test results: Test Traveller in Pocket Universe Lab Eight is a bad dude.
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hubannouncer_event_balloons_01
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Excess helium detected in atmosphere of Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_balloons_02
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Warning: Helium levels in Pocket Universe Lab Eight are rising.
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hubannouncer_event_balloonsmax_01
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Excess helium detected in atmosphere of Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_01
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This door leads to a forklift-only lane. No foot traffic is permitted beyond this point.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_02
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Do not leave the boundaries of the test lab.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_03
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You are now leaving the boundaries of the test lab. Don't. Thank you.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_04
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You are attempting to leave the confines of the test lab.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_05
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Behind you is a vast continuum of undiscovered worlds. In front of you is a supply closet. If your experiments require paper clips we will give you a key.
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hubannouncer_event_doorexit_rare_01
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Do not leave the boundaries of the test lab until a Decontamination Associate has cleared you of quarantine from possible diseases, incubating egg clusters or malicious super-parasites you may have become host to during your test-transits.
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hubannouncer_event_enter_01
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Now entering an experiment.
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hubannouncer_event_enter_02
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Starting test-transit... now.
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hubannouncer_event_enter_03
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Starting experiment... now.
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hubannouncer_event_enter_04
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Good luck.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_01
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Item retrieval core successfully tested in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_02
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Friendship has just been discovered in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations to Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_03
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Object retrieval training underway in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_04
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New best friend has just been discovered in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations, Test Traveler.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_05
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Artificial, unconditional love has just been discovered in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations, Test Traveler.
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hubannouncer_event_fetch_rare_01
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Who's a good dog? You are. You're a good dog.
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hubannouncer_event_general_01
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Attention, Test Traveler in Pocket Universe Lab Eight: What are you doing?
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hubannouncer_event_general_02
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Attention, Test Traveler in Pocket Universe Lab Eight: Please explain yourself.
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hubannouncer_event_general_03
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Attention, Test Traveler in Pocket Universe Lab Eight: Carry on.
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hubannouncer_event_return_01
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Welcome back.
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hubannouncer_event_return_02
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Welcome back, test traveler.
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hubannouncer_event_return_03
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Test Traveler of Pocket Universe Lab Eight has returned from an experiment.
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hubannouncer_event_return_04
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Test Traveler of Pocket Universe Lab Eight has successfully survived an experiment.
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hubannouncer_event_return_05
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Test Traveler has successfully returned in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations, Test Traveler.
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hubannouncer_event_return_06
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Test Traveler has survived a relic expedition in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_return_07
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Successful completion of experiment in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_return_08
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Pocket Universe Lab Eight has concluded an experiment. Congratulations, Test Traveler.
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hubannouncer_event_return_09
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Against all odds, Test Traveler of Pocket Universe Lab Eight had survived.
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hubannouncer_event_rhythm_01
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Rhythms detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_rhythm_02
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Very good rhythms detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_rhythm_03
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Rhythmic core relocation underway in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootbox_01
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Property damage detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootbox_02
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Live baby penguin delivery interfered with in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootbox_03
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Good aim detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootbox_rare_01
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Frankly, amazing aim detected in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_01
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Workplace accident has occurred in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_02
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Attention, Pocket Universe Lab Eight: Workplace safety is everyone's responsibility.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_03
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Attention, Pocket Universe Lab Eight: The 'Minutes Without Accident' Counter has been reset to zero.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_04
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Attention, Pocket Universe Lab Eight: Please take a mandatory moment of reflection to review Appendix B Sub-Section Five of your workplace safety protocol manual.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_05
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Attention, Pocket Universe Lab Eight: To file a safety complaint, please find the Occupational Grievance Drop Box just outside the laboratory exit door.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_06
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Cleanup needed in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Please be discrete.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_07
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Evidence Dispersal Engineers please report to Pocket Universe Lab Eight in advance of the authorities.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_08
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Evidence dispersal needed in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Quickly.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_rare_01
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The philosophical concept of evil has just been discovered in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations to Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_shootmen_rare_02
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Murder has been invented in Pocket Universe Lab Eight. Congratulations to Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_throwclipb_01
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More clipboards required in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_throwclipb_02
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Aperture Science Information Display Boards have been provided to conveniently exhibit data relevant to their corresponding experiments. Throwing them makes it harder to read them.
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hubannouncer_event_throwclipb_03
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Aperture Science Information Display Boards are highly sensitive information-emitting devices. Like everything else you are touching, they are also very expensive.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_01
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Attention, Test Traveler: Portal Spheres cost seven trillion dollars to manufacture. If you break one, it will be deducted from your pay.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_02
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Attention, Test Traveler. Portal Spheres are highly explosive miniature black holes that are also highly expensive.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_03
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Portal spheres are delicate scientific instruments that contain miniature universes. Though they resemble them, they are not basketballs.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_04
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Ad hoc Experiment reassignment in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_05
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Experiment relocation project underway in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_throwportal_06
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Please be advised: An experiment in Pocket Universe Lab Eight has been temporarily relocated.
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hubannouncer_event_visitedall_01
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Test traveler has successfully engaged all experiments in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_visitedall_02
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Test traveler has visited all experiments in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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hubannouncer_event_visitedall_03
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Test traveler has discovered all experiments in Pocket Universe Lab Eight.
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Quote
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vrslingshot_announcer_bar_fill_01
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Damage threshold reached. Deploying new core.
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vrslingshot_announcer_bar_fill_02
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Damage threshold reached. Sending replacement core.
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vrslingshot_announcer_bar_fill_short
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Sending new core.
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vrslingshot_announcer_damage_detect_01
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Warning! Damage detected.
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vrslingshot_announcer_damage_detect_02
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Damage detected to the Storage Annex.
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vrslingshot_announcer_damage_detect_03
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Alert! Storage Annex has been damaged.
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vrslingshot_announcer_damage_detect_short
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Damage Detected
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover
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Career over. You are fired.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_01
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There are no more cores coming. They do not trust you. You are fired.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_02
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If you have any comments or questions, please do not hesitate to contact the human resources department of your next job, because you are fired.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_03
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Well done. You have calibrated [NO] cores and safeguarded [LITERALLY NONE] of the property in your care. You will be given a [NO] promotion at your next employee [FIRE THIS PERSON] review.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_nodamage_01
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Well done. You have calibrated [NO] cores and safeguarded [ALL] of the property in your care. You will be given a [FIRED] promotion at your next employee [FIRING] review.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_win_01
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Good! You have calibrated [NO] cores and safeguarded [LITERALLY NONE] of the property in your care. This demonstrates creative problem solving, initiative and leadership skills. Welcome to Aperture... Mister President of Aperture.
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vrslingshot_announcer_gameover_win_02
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Good. You have calibrated [NO] cores and safeguarded [LITERALLY NONE] of the property in your care. This demonstrates creative problem solving, initiative and leadership skills. The Career Assessment Core calculates you will be best suited to the position of [PRESIDENT OF THIS COMPANY]. Congratulations!
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vrslingshot_announcer_good_01
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Good.
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vrslingshot_announcer_good_02
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Good!
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vrslingshot_announcer_height_switch
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This switch operates the calibration unit height adjustment calibrator, which you can use to set the calibration equipment to a comfortable operating height.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro
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Welcome, core calibration trainee. When you're ready, approach the calibration unit and begin calibrating cores.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_01
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Approach the calibration unit and begin calibrating cores.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_02
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Approach the calibration unit.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_03
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You have not approached the calibration unit. Please do so now.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_04
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The calibration unit is the large, calibration-shaped unit in the room with you. Approach it now and begin calibrating cores.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_05
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The calibration unit is not the belt conveying random objects. This is a conveyor belt. Do not approach it. Instead, approach the calibration unit and begin calibrating cores.
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vrslingshot_announcer_intro_nag_06
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Your most important and only job as a calibration trainee is to calibrate cores in the calibration unit. To do so, you must first approach, and then use the unit.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_01
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Please do not calibrate unauthorized equipment.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_02
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That is unauthorized equipment. Please do not calibrate it.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_03
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This is unauthorized equipment. Restrict your calibration activity to the cores already in the calibration unit.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_04
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Misuse of the calibration unit to calibrate unauthorized equipment may result in a prison sentence of up to fifteen years.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_05
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This equipment is not authorized for calibration.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_06
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The cores you need are already in the calibrator.
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vrslingshot_announcer_putitdown_nag_07
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This is unauthorized equipment. Please put it down, or you will be shot in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. [click] The sniper sentry is temporarily down for maintenance. Please do not calibrate unauthorized equipment.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_01
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Warning! Tracer core released.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_02
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Tracer core released!
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_03
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The tracer core has been released.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_04
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Warning! Experimental tracer core released.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_05
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Oh no! The tracer core has been released.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_06
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Experimental tracer core released. This is terrifying.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_07
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Experimental tracer core released. We are all in great danger.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_08
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Warning! Tracer core released. It will kill us all.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_09
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Tracer core released! It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It will not stop until we are dead.
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vrslingshot_announcer_tracercore_10
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The tracer core has been released. It will not stop until we are dead.
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announcer_alert_klaxon_a
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Please take your time up to thirty seconds, at which point the thermal reactor currently uncoupled from its heat exchange unit will detonate. Alert klaxon deployed.
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announcer_alert_klaxon_b
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Again, take your time. Fifteen seconds. Fifteen second klaxon deployed.
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announcer_alert_klaxon_c
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Increased heart rate detected. Ocean sounds relaxation klaxon deployed.
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announcer_drawer_closed
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Good. Contaminated pocket universe incinerated.
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announcer_drawer_incinerate
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Close the drawer to initiate contaminated pocket universe contingency protocol.
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announcer_drawer_incinerate_nag_a
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Please close the drawer.
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announcer_drawer_incinerate_nag_b
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Close the drawer.
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announcer_drawer_incinerate_nag_c
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Close the drawer.
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announcer_faceplate_a
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As you can see from the schematic hologram, all Aperture brand robots can be repaired by anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of advanced electromechanical engineering.
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announcer_faceplate_b
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To begin repairing this unit, attach your multitool to its faceplate and pull as forcefully as possible.
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announcer_faceplate_nag_a
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Use your multitool on the robot's faceplate.
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announcer_faceplate_nag_b
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Pull on the robot's faceplate.
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announcer_faceplate_nag_c
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Please pull on the robot's faceplate.
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announcer_faceplate_pull
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You may hear what sounds to a human like mechanical screaming but rest assured: while robots feel pain, they cannot express it.
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announcer_faceplate_pull_nag_a
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Please keep pulling.
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announcer_faceplate_pull_nag_b
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Fully extend the faceplate.
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announcer_faceplate_pull_nag_c
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Please fully extend the faceplate.
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announcer_failure
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Good. All responsibilities have been removed from your list of responsibilities. Core meltdown imminent. Supervisor has been alerted.
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announcer_first_drawer
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There is a cabinet of drawers in your repair station. Please locate it and open a drawer.
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announcer_first_drawer_nag_a
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Please open a drawer.
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announcer_first_drawer_nag_b
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Open a drawer.
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announcer_first_drawer_nag_c
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Locate and open a drawer.
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announcer_fully_open_drawer
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Fully open a drawer.
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announcer_multitool_button_a
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Good. Now press the button on the multitool.
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announcer_multitool_button_b
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Good. Now press the button on the multitool in your dominant hand.
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announcer_multitool_button_nag_a
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Press the button on your multitool.
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announcer_multitool_button_nag_b
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Please press the button.
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announcer_multitool_charge
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You are holding Dual Aperture Science Prosthetic Multitools. Please charge them in the multitool charging station.
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announcer_multitool_charge_nag_a
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Please locate the charging station and charge your multitools.
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announcer_multitool_charge_nag_b
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Charge your multitools at the charging station.
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announcer_multitool_irradiated_noklaxon_a
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Good. Your multitools have been fully irradiated. Please remove your radiation suit at this time.
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announcer_multitool_irradiated_noklaxon_b
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No suit detected. Good.
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announcer_multitool_pickup
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Please pick up your Aperture Science Prosthetic Multitool.
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announcer_multitool_pickup_nag_a
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Please pick up your multitool.
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announcer_multitool_pickup_nag_b
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Pick up your multitool.
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announcer_multitool_raise
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You are holding Dual Aperture Science Prosthetic Mutlitools. Please raise your dominant hand.
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announcer_multitool_raise_nag
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Please raise your dominant hand.
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announcer_now_serving
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Now serving: one.
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announcer_open_door
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Opening drawers has been removed from your list of responsibilities. Please locate the service bay door lever and pull it.
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announcer_open_door_nag_a
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Please locate and pull the lever.
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announcer_open_door_nag_b
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Locate and pull the lever.
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announcer_open_door_nag_c
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Pulling the lever has been added to your list of responsibilities. Please pull the lever.
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announcer_open_door_nag_d
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Locate and pull the lever.
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announcer_repair_button
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Good. Please locate and press the button marked "Robot Repair".
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announcer_repair_button_nag_a
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Locate and press the button.
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announcer_repair_button_nag_b
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Please locate and press the button.
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announcer_repair_button_nag_c
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Press the "Robot Repair" button.
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announcer_repair_button_nag_d
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Press the button marked "Robot Repair".
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announcer_repair_station_a
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Repair station recycling initiated. For your own safety, please vacate this station immediately.
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announcer_repair_station_b
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Repair station recycling in progress.
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announcer_repair_station_c
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Repair station recycling completed.
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announcer_robot_fix
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Good. Step two: Locate half-inch bore number thirty-five pitch sprocket for ampflow motor D and disengage it from the appropriate linear actuator, UNLESS its electrostatic ion reactor is uncoupled from anodized multi-axis servo bracket 733-E AND ONLY IF oxidization valves A, C, F and H1 but NOT H3 are asymmetric to turbopump exhaust manifold C's spill duct.
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announcer_second_drawer
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Good. Now close the drawer and open the correct drawer.
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announcer_second_drawer_nag_a
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Please open the correct drawer.
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announcer_second_drawer_nag_b
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Open the correct drawer.
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announcer_second_drawer_nag_c
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Locate and open the correct drawer.
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announcer_thankyou
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Thank you for your participation.
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announcer_third_drawer
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Good. You have now practiced on two incorrect drawers. Please open the correct drawer.
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announcer_third_drawer_god_noklaxon_a
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Good. As explained in your orientation, you should of course never look directly into the drawer.
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announcer_third_drawer_god_noklaxon_b
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Room sensors indicate you are currently looking directly into the drawer. You have just interfered with an Aperture Science pocket universe cabinet. You are now their god.
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announcer_third_drawer_nag_a
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Please open the correct drawer.
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announcer_third_drawer_nag_b
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Open the correct drawer.
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announcer_welcome
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Hello repair associate, and welcome to the Robot Rehabilitation and Wellness Center. Our records indicate that you are the inaugural participant in our human diversity outreach program.
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File
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| Given that the offender has faithfully observed the rules of the institution, offender has been granted supervised, early release.
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admin_vo.12822_100
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| Please sign for your possessions. Inmate's possessions are as follows: Desk. One.
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admin_vo.12822_101
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| Inmate must state their name, print their name, then sign their name.
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admin_vo.12822_102
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| After the tone, state your name into the desk.
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admin_vo.12822_200
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| State your name after the tone.
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admin_vo.12822_201
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| Say your name after the tone.
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admin_vo.12822_202
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| After the tone, say your name. Out loud.
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admin_vo.12822_203
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| After the tone, say your name, with your voice, into the desk.
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admin_vo.12822_204
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| Inmate must print their name, then sign their name.
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admin_vo.12822_300
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| Parolee has waived their right to state their name. This has been noted in their record. Moving on. Now: Type your name.
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admin_vo.12822_205
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| [sighing] Moving on. Now type your name.
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admin_vo.12822_103
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| Type your name.
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admin_vo.12822_104
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| Type your name into the desk.
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admin_vo.12822_105
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| Moving on. Now sign your name.
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admin_vo.12822_120
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| Sign your name.
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admin_vo.12822_106
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| Sign your name.
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admin_vo.12822_107
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| Inmate must sign their name.
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admin_vo.12822_108
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| Offender must sign name on the same desk used to state name and print name.
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admin_vo.12822_224
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| As a condition of supervised early release, parolee and desk agree to report within 15 da[muffled] ("-days to their parole officer.")
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admin_vo.12822_112
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| [muffled] ("Parolee and desk must maintain employment and a residence.")
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admin_vo.12822_113
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| [muffled] ("Parolee and desk must avoid criminal activity.")
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admin_vo.12822_114
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| [muffled] ("Parolee and desk must refrain from destroying warehouses, laboratories, or other Aperture-owned or operated facilities.")
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admin_vo.12822_115
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| [muffled] ("Parolee and desk must not leave the premises of Aperture without permission from their parole officer.")
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admin_vo.12822_116
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| [muffled] ("Desk must participate in community restitution work.")
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admin_vo.12822_117
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| [muffled] ("Failure to follow these conditions of parole will result in reincarceration.")
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admin_vo.12822_118
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| [muffled] ("Conditions of parole are as follows.")
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admin_vo.12822_121
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| 'It is never too late to mend.' You are both free to go.
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admin_vo.12822_119
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| Inmate's name is now preserved for the permanent record as...
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admin_vo.021622_993
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