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The following is a list of quotes from the Marine Drill Instructors, Barnes and Sharp. Transcripts not official.

Half-Life: Opposing Force[edit]

Location: sound/drill

Filename(s) Quote
dr2_add01 You eyeballin' me, boy?
dr2_add02 Are you touchin' me, dirtbag?
dr2_add03 What is your major malfunction, dirtbag? (Reference to the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket)
dr2_add04 It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum! (Reference to the 1988 film They Live)
dr2_add05 I eat concertina wire and piss napalm! (Reference to the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge)
dr2_add06 God has a hard-on for Marines. (Reference to the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket)
dr2_add07 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! (Reference to the 1985 film Commando)
dr2_add08 You'd best get your head on straight!
dr2_add09 Soldier, you are all ate up!
dr2_add10 Dirtbag! I will break you down like an M16!
dr2_add11 I smell smoke! And where there's smoke, there's fire! You better move it, soldier!
dr2_add12 I will smoke you like a Cuban cigar!
dr2_add13 Drop and give me twenty!
dr2_add14 Get down and break them elbows!
dr2_add15 What's your first general order, dirtbag?
dr2_add16 Where you from, soldier? Texas! Holy cow! You know what comes from Texas, don't you?
dr2_add17 Can I be in charge around here? Well, thank you very much!
dr2_add18 You had better square yourself away, maggot!
dr2_add19 You better move like you've got a purpose!
barracks01 Rise and shine, ladies! My name is Senior Drill Instructor Dwight T. Barnes. The first and last words I wanna hear out of your stinkin' holes is "Sir"! Do I make myself clear?
barracks02 My goal is simple: As a right now you are all maggots! You will not speak until spoken to, you will not sleep unless told to do so! When I ask you to jump, you will reply with "How high?"! Do you get me?
barracks03 to barracks05 What's your name, dirtbag? Sound off like you got a pair! Corporal Shephard, huh? Looks more like corporal "Dog Meat" to me! Seems your name was mysteriously bumped to the top of the advanced training list. My suggestion to you is to get your ass down to the training center and report to Drill Instructor Sharp ASAP. Now move it, Corporal!
barracks06 One! Two! Three! Four!
barracks07 You call that a push-up? All the way down!
fifthroom01 Holy sheep shit, you made it! What's that on your vest, soldier? Did that sting a little? Well suck it up and drive on! I'm not through with you yet! Proceed through that door into the small staging room and await my instruction.
firstroom01 All right, maggot, listen up! I don't care what your previous outfit was like, but around here we do things my way! Follow my instructions carefully and by the end of the day I'll have you eating danger and crapping victory! Now move your butt, soldier! I will meet you on the other side in the armory.
fourthroom01 You're gonna have to pick the pace, dirtbag! My beloved Corp does not have the patience to wait around for your worthless butt!
fourthroom02 The following areas will simulate many of the environmental hazards you are likely to encounter in the field. Run through it as quickly as you can and try to avoid taking too much damage. A dead marine is a worthless marine! I will see you up ahead if you can make it through alive.
intro01 Do you have a problem, private? I will give you your orders when we have reached the LZ. You got that, soldier?
intro02 Okay, listen up, people! We have an extremely hostile situation on our hand.
intro03 Recon has not been able to determine the amount of opposition, so let's keep this tight. Your mission is to get- Shit! Goddamn it!
livefire01 Okay, soldier! This is a live fire exercise! This run will give you a taste of what it's like to be in the field. Keep your head low and move between cover! I wanna see your face in the dirt, soldier!
livefire02 Go! Go! Go!
livefire03 Climb that rope ladder! Get your ass up there!
livefire04 Hit the dirt, soldier! Move it! Move it! Move it!
livefire05 Keep your head down!
livefire06 You better move like you've got a purpose!
livefire07 Stay low!
livefire08 Keep your ass down!
livefire09 Get your ass down, or it will get blown off!
livefire10 Well, I'll be damned! You actually managed to make it through my favorite trainin' exercise in one piece!
livefire11 Very good, soldier! Move on for your next phase of training!
oc101 Move it! Move it!
oc102 All right, maggot. Let's see if you can move your butt through my obstacle course.
oc103 On your mark! Get set! Go! Go! Go!
oc104 Run up and over those platforms! Move! Move! Move!
oc105 Duck! Now jump! Get your sorry ass moving!
oc106 oc106a - oc106d
oc106a Get your ass down that hill!
oc106b Scale that wall!
oc106c Hurry it up!
oc106d My dear sweet grandmother moves faster than you, dirtbag!
oc107 oc107a - oc107c
oc107a Do not fall in that water!
oc107b Get over that beam!
oc107c Move it maggot!
oc108 I thought we were training soldiers here! Are you trying to embarrass me?
oc109 Proceed to the next area. Come on, double time it! Move! Move! Move!
pistol01 Your weapon is your best friend. It is your only friend! And to be more effective, soldier, you must master your weapon!
pistol02 On the table, you will see your standard issue sidearm. Pick it up and step over to the pistol range. The object of this exercise is to familiarize yourself with the functions and use of your weapon. The goal is for you to place six shots within the inner circle of each target. You may begin!
pistol03 You may proceed to the next section of the training course.
rifle01 This exercise will train you in the use of a long range sniper rifle. Proceed to the table, pick up the sniper rifle, and position yourself on the firing line.
rifle02 In this exercise, you will be firing at targets both moving and stationary at medium, long, and extreme ranges. As you will notice, your sniper rifle comes equipped with a scope. Use this scope to magnify your view, making the distant targets easier to see.
rifle03 In the distance, you will notice three stationary targets partially concealed. Hit each of these targets to advance to the next stage of targets.
rifle04 Good! Now let's see how you do with simple moving targets at that range, soldier!
rifle05 Make sure to take careful aim, soldier! Patience is key for those crucial shots.
rifle06 Very good! Now let's see if you can hit the moving targets at long range! Make sure to take your time and line up those shots, soldier.
rifle07 Not bad, not bad at all, soldier! Now let's see if you can do the same at extreme range!
rifle08 Unbelievable! You can actually shoot! I'd actually consider lettin' you cover my ass in a firefight.
rifle09 I'm finished with you, soldier! Proceed to the next area and report to the next Drill Instructor.
rope01 Let's see if you can climb faster than you can run! Ready?
rope02 Very good! Maybe there's hope for you yet. Now, do you wanna to come up here and try to knock me off? (Reference to the 1981 film Stripes)
rope03 You can definitely climb better than you can run. Now let's see if you can use these ropes for more than just simple climbing.
rope04 Jump! Catch that rope and use your momentum to swing across that water!
rope05 What is your problem, soldier? Get back up and try it again!
rope05b What is your problem, soldier? Get back up and try again! I do not have all day, ladies! (unused?)
rope06 This might take more coordination than you have, soldier. I want you to swing from rope to rope and meet me at the end of the course.
rope07 I'm almost impressed, soldier! Meet me in the next section and let's see if I can shake you up a bit.
secondroom01 Mounted on the wall below me, you will see a PCV. This is a Powered Combat Vest. Use it correctly, and I guarantee it will save your life. Your PCV is able to recharge from battery power, or it can interface and recharge with commercial, military, and HEV charging stations.
secondroom02 What are you waiting for? Grab that PCV and get it fully charged! Trust me, maggot, you're gonna need it! I'll meet you in the next area to demonstrate some of your vest's capabilities.
seventhroom01 Well, I'll be damned! You may just have what it takes to be a soldier. Now double time it over to the next portion of your training.
sixthroom01 In addition to providing protection, your PCV has other capabilities. Once the light goes out, the door in front of you will open. Activate your night vision goggles to navigate this maze and exit on the other side. Now move like you've got a purpose!
squad01 All right, dirtbag, you've proven yourself a capable grunt! Now let's see if there's any leadership qualities in that sorry carcass of yours. To became an effective leader, you must familiarize yourself with the skill set of each soldier in your platoon.
squad02 The first type of soldier you will meet is the Engineer. Engineers have a knack for getting you in and out of places that are otherwise inaccessible. Take charge and have him follow you to the sealed door.
squad03 As you can see, this soldier may prove quite useful in the field. Once you've breached the room, proceed through the door and meet the next type of soldier.
squad04 The Medic can be one of the most valued soldiers on the field. They have the ability to heal both you and your fellow squad members. To receive medical attention, simply hold down your use key and the Medic will apply first aid. Once the Medic has attended to your wounds, proceed to the next area to complete your training.
squad05 Listen up, soldier! During the course of your missions, you may not be in direct contact with your squad. In these situations, you will need to utilize any available military radios. These radios can be used to call in reinforcements or gain vital military intelligence.
squad06 Approach the radio and use it, soldier!
squad07 Congratulations, soldier! You're no longer a low life maggot! I'm proud to say you are a soldier! I'm sure you'll be a credit to your unit. Now report to duty, soldier!
thirdroom01 The armored vest that your military has provided you with will keep you alive. Step onto the mark and this will be demonstrated for you.
thirdroom02 As you can see, you are not dead. Your PCV absorbed the damage at the cost of some of its power. Keep your PCV charged and your chances of survival in the field are very high. Proceed to the next area.

Half-Life: Opposing Force (Unused)[edit]

Location: sound/drill

Some include variants of sentences that were used in the final game.

Filename(s) Quote
add01 You eyeballin' me, boy?
add02 Are you touchin' me, dirtbag?
add03 What is your major malfunction?
add04 It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!
add05 I eat concertina wire and piss napalm!
add06 God has a hard-on for Marines.
add07 I eat Green Berets for breakfast!
add08 You had best get your head on straight, maggot!
add09 Soldier, you are all ate up!
add10 Son, I will break you down like an M16!
add11 I smell smoke! And where there's smoke, there's fire! You better move it, soldier!
add12 I will smoke you like a Cuban cigar!
add13 Drop and give me twenty, maggot!
add14 Get down and break them elbows!
add15 What's your first general order, dirtbag?
add16 Where you from, soldier? Texas! Holy cow! You know what comes from Texas, don't you?
add17 Can I be in charge around here? Well, thank you very much!
add18 You had better square yourself away, Marine!
add19 You better move like you've got a purpose!
barracks08 One! Two! Three! Four! I! Love! The Marine! Corp!
sound4 What is your major malfunction?